第2章
“nidonggepi，woxifukandaozheidongxihuidaiwohuijianixinbuxin！”
“nixifu，nixifushishei......，nijingranganzheimeshuowodexueyan！”
weixinghedengyandamaqilai，juededuifangyetaibuyaolianle，jianzhibushigenianqingren！
“跟我回家！”
什么？！
suxueyanturanxiangqilaideyidaoshengyin，lingdeweixinghezhoujing！
他没有听错吧！
haishitaerduotiaobaleiwuqule？
keshi，tacikedeyanjing，yijingkandaosuxueyanlazheduifangdeshouchaotadeyiliangmashaladizouqu。
tanaozilizaiyicirujingleizha！
有毒！
太有毒了！
suxueyanshilinghunbeirenkongzhilema？
nandaozheixiaozishiyouaikedesiweikongzhiyi？
tajingranxiangqileershikanguode《kuailexingqiu》......
“suxueyannijiwozhanzhu！”
weixingheqidechongleshangqu，ehenhendidengzhesuxueyan：“niguyiexinwodeshibushi，nibuxihuanlaozikeyi，dangwomianxuanzheimeyigediaosishenmeyisi！”
tajuedeshenfenshoudaoleyanzhongdewuru，suxueyandexingwei，haowuyiwenshizaibiaomingtaliangediaosidouburu。
“diaosi？wojiniyibazhang！”
yexinghuodadijiletayierguang。
“你！”
“wozenmele，dadeguowoma？”
yexingzhengerbajingpingwuliyata。
“suxueyan，nijiwojizhule！”
weixinghezhizhesuxueyanzuihoumaleyiju，qichongchongdichaozhezijidepaocheerqu。
“mourena，zheiduanshijianlaoshifutong，haishiyujiantui，fali，exin，outu，chuheibian，zheishiweiaidezhengzhuange，buqujizufenshangliangzhuxiangshihuobuxiaqudi！”
“神经病！”
weixinghemengdicetoumaletayizui。
叶星嗤笑一声。
“上车！”
suxueyanmeiguantadefengyanfengyu，batajiaoshangleche，mashaladichaozhesujiafangxiangjichierqu。
kandaoduifangzoule，weixinghedeshouwubizhandoudinachushouji，jitalaodiedadianhua，shengyinhaipadexiangjianleguiyiyang：“ba，ba，nikuaijierzizhaoyigezuihaodeweiaizhuanjia......”
“......”
lingwaiyibiandejigeqingnianjunyantingdao，dunshiyijing，weishaojingranhairangneixiaozishuozhele！
gengnanyijieshoudeshi，zheiniantoudiaosihaoxianghaiyaochixiangxie，meinvzongcaimendeshenmeiquanfangtamenshenshangle！
tamenyejuedingmingtianshizhechuanxiacubumayi，yehuixiangxialaojiadecaitudilibaoyixia......
mashaladishang，yexingheiheixiaokansuxueyan：“xifu，nizhenshuangkuai！”
suxueyanlikebaitayiyan：“bieduoxiang，yaobushiwoyeyeyouhua，wodougenbenlandedalini！”
yeyecengjinggentashuoguo，ruguokandaoneigexinwu，yidingyaojiaoduifanghuijiayitang。
raoshitashifenyanezheigeqigaihan，danyebuxiangweibeiyeyedehua。
dangran，xiangyaozijigentajiehunshijuebukenengde！
batadaihuiqu，yishilequeyeyexinyuan，ershizhenghaobazheimenhunjituidiao，dangmiangenyeyeshuoqingchu。
“xifukoushixinfei，nixianzaibushidaliwolema？”
叶星贱贱笑着。
suxueyanmengdidengta：“tingbudongrenhuashiba！”
“xifu，nifengle，zenmenengmazijibushirenni！”
叶星很惊讶的样子。
“你！”
zheiyangderengentajiehun，haibubeiqisi！
suxueyanmeizaidalitale，genshanshanglaiderenjianzhishimeifajiaoliu！
houxudeanjingguochengzhong，yexingyanjingbulaoshiqilai，shibushidiluanmiaozhe......
啧啧啧！
kanbi《qinshimingyue》lidezinv！
bangexiaoshihou，chezishirudaoyidongfeichanghaohuadebieshunei。
errenxiache，yexingsichuhuangyandaidaikanzhezheigebieshu：“xifu，nijiasiheyuantingdaa！”
suxueyanbaitayiyan，mingmingshibieshu，zheixiaozifeideshuochengshisiheyuan，zhenshigetuchui！
等等！
zheiyiluguolaitadoujiaozijixifu，zijizenmebujianfanboni！
suxueyanqidechadianfakuang，xianggenvluochayiyangdengzheyexing：“jinggaoni，buxuzaijiaowoxifu，fouzewosilannidezui！”
“是媳妇！”
“你！”
suxueyanyaoqifeng，taganjuezheigerenjiushizhuanmenchuxianqitade！
“sunnv，nizaichaoshenme？”
tangneichulaiyigeshenchuantangzhuangdelaotouzi，zhuzheyigeyulongguaizhang，yihuodikanzhesuxueyan。
“yeye......”
suxueyandouxiangbeirenqifuleside，weiqudibenleshangqu，chanfuzhesudonghuadegebochaozheyexingzouqu：“yeye，zheigerentaqifuwo！”
“yeyehao，woshiyexing，jintianshizhuanmenguolailvxingneichanghunyuede，ninkan，zheishixinwu！”
yexingxiaoxixiditaochuneibankuaiyupei。
sudonghuadunshimouziyizhen，dingzheyexing：“nishaodeng！”
laotouzhuanshenhuibieshule，bufazoudefeichangcongmang，guaizhangdoukuaiyoudiangenbushangle！
suxueyanjiaozhetajinwule，buguohechileyixia，rangtahuanxie。
yexingjiuzaiwulidenglebudaobanfenzhong，jiujianlaotouyoujijimangmangdicongloutichuzhuzheguaizhangxialai，shoulinazheyigedongxi，kanzhetajiao：“haizi，kuaibayupeizainachulai！”
yexingbayupeinachulaidita，laotoushunjiannazhezheiliangyupeipinheleyixia，wanmeixianjie！
“aiya，chenglongkuaixu，nishiwodechenglongkuaixua！”
laotouzifeichangjidong，yanjingxiangkandaojinyuanbaoyiyangfachuliangguangdikanzheyexing，shenchulaoshouyibajiangtabaozhu：“chenglongkuaixunihao，laotouzikezhongyudengdaonile！”
sudonghuajidongdeguaizhangdourengzailedishang，suxueyanganmangbatajianqizhongxinsaihuitadeshouli，zuilijiaohe：“yeye，nifengle！”
yeyejingranshuozheishichenglongkuaixu！
pashidelelaonianchidaile！
suxueyanxinzhonghenshiaonao，takanzhezheijiahuo，nalichenglongle，fenmingchengdeshizhihama！
sudonghualikaiyexingdehuaibao，lianshangjidongserengweisanqudikanzhesuxueyan：“sunnv，yeyexianzaixuanbu，yexingjintianjiushinidelaogongle，xianzai，nimenjiuquminzhengjudengjijiehunba，jiuxiwozaitiaogehuangdaojiri，jinimenbanle！”
“爸，你疯了！”
zheishimenwaizoujinlaiyigezhongniannanzi，shoushanghainazhegegongwenbao，xianranshiconggongsiganghuilai。
sudonghuadeerzisuhaisheng，zaitajinwutingdaofuqinyaonvergenyigebuzhilailudeqiongxiaozijiehunhou，shunjianjiuzhale！
yanqianzheixiaozichuanzhetailatale，zenmenengpeideshangnver！
laodiepazhenshinianjidahutule！
tabendaofuqinshenqian：“ba，buguannizenmexiang，xueyanshijuebunengjiajizheizhongrende！”
suhaishengyouhenduoshengyichangshangdepengyou，tamendenvernagebushijiademingliufugui，zijinveryaojiajizheigexiangqigaiyiyangdelataxiaozi，derangtamenxiaohuasi！
suoyihendachengdushang，suhaishenghaishiweizijimianzizhexiang。
taxinligengshihuoda，laotoudangchuyebuzhishibeisheixia**le，yaogenrenjiadingwawaqin，dingjiudingba，haodaizhaogemendanghuduidea！
yanqianzhei......xianggesha，ganjuezhiyaojitaduzidashangqijiushihama！
zijinverzheizhibaitiane，kebunengrangtadianwule！
“nidongshenme，zheishiweifuqinzitiaoxuandechenglongkuaixu，niganjujue，niyaoganjujuewojiubamiannide......”
sudonghuaxiangxiandeyouxiejidong，yixiazietoushangjinchuhan，lianseyebiandexubaiqilai，bumanlaojiandeshouzhuazhetadexiongkou：“kuai，kuaijiwonayao......”
sushifunvdoujinghuaile，suhaishengmangfenfunver：“xueyan，kuaiqunayao！”
suxueyanlikejiuyaozhuanshen，danjiuzaizheiyishunjian，takandaolewubifennudeyimu，yexingjingranyibazhangpaizaitayeyelianshang，laotoudunshishenquyizhen，yanjingbileguoqu，yi**zaidaozaishafashang。
“你！”
suxueyancikefennudexiangzhimulaohu，sihudouyaochileyexing！
“**xiaozi，nishiguolaimoushawodiede！”
suhaishengyeqihuaile，yanjingxinghongdexianggediyulidemogui！
kuidefuqingangganghaiyizhikuatashishenmechenglongkuaixu，jieguotayibazhangjiubalaotouzigandaole！
父亲可真是傻又冤！
zheinashichenglongkuaixu，fenmingshihairenkuaixu！
suhaishengqifenzhiyuganjintaochuleshouji，dadianhuajiletamenbieshudebaoanduizhang：“qinduizhang，nimenbiexunluole，ganjinlaidatangbangwochuligeren！”