cihuayichu，xiangfangneidunshisiyibandejijing！
limiaoxingengshichadian“puchi”xiaochushenglai。
erneixiaopangzitinglexianshiyileng，suihoukanzhemianqianbizijiaileyitoudelinxiaoluqidehunshenzhidou。
zheigexiangxiayehaizijuranganmaziji！
tashenhoujiuyingdeshixiongmenyeshiqidebuqing，neiweilingtoudeshougaoxiushigengshimianseyinchendao:“zhaixingyimaidexindizi，henxiaozhanga？”
limiaoxinbaozhegebolengheng:“zenmezhea？xiangyidaqixiao？qifuwodexiaoshidi？zhaozhipeng，nimenjiuyingyetaibuyaolianleba！”
beihuanzuozhaozhipengdexiushimeihuiyinglimiaoxindehua，ershikanxianglelinxiaolu，zuijiaochechukonghedelengxiao。
“wokebuganqifuzhaixingdexiaoshidi，wozhishixiangrangwomenjiuyingdexindizi，henimenzhaixingdexindiziqiecuoyixia，zenmeyang？”
“fangpi！”limiaoxinchedinule，zhizhezhaozhipengdashengmadao:“zheixiaopangzizhishaoshisui，woshidicaiqisui，nizheifenmingjiushiyidaqixiao！nizhendeshilianliandoubuyaolema！”
cihuayichu，zhaozhipengshenhoudeqitaxiushimenfenfenjixiaozhefanbo:
“lishimeizheihuajiubuduileba，womenxiuxingzhirenqiecuonayoulunnianjide？”
“jiushi，qiecuohaiyaokannianjidaxiao，yebupabeirenchixiao。”
“miaoxinshimei，buganqiecuojiubuganbei，zanmenjiuyingdeshixiongbuxiaohuani～”
yiqunrenxixirangrangzhehahadaxiao，fangsideshengyinjiulianxiangfangwaiduanzhelingshidehousanerdoujuedecier。
limiaoxinqideyumianjiaohong，yaozheyinyaqifendao:“woshidihenishididoushigangruemei，haiweikaishixiuxing，tineigenbenmeiyoulingli，doushihaizi，qiecuobukannianjikanshenme！nimenzhenbuyaolian！”
zhaozhipengjianlimiaoxinqideshoudouzaizhan，shengyinjianruidefengcidao:“lishimeibuyaoji，buganqiecuojiubuganma～duodadeshima～”
shuowan，tapailepaixiaopangzidejianbangdao:“xiaodana，shixiongdainihuiquhaohaoxuanchuanxuanchuan，tongshixindizi，zhaixingdediziliangenniqiecuodeyongqidoumeiyou，hahahaha～”
xiaopangziwenyanyeshimeikaiyanxiao，kanzhemianqianbizijixiaosansuiaishangyitoudelinxiaolu，aojiaodetaitouyiheng，niutoujiuzhunbeigenzhaozhipenglikai。
“qiecuo……shishenmeyisia？”
jiuzaizhongrenzhunbeilikaizhiji，linxiaoluhurankaikouwendao。
tahemeimeihaitaixiao，butailijieqiecuodeyisi。
erjiuyingyixingrentinglegengshifenfenhahadaxiao，balimiaoxinqidexiongkouyizhenqifu。
“hahahaha，zhaixingdexindizikeyide，qiecuodoubudong，hahahaha～”
“wohaiyiweizhaixingershinianshouyiduidizi，huishishenmetianzongqicai，meixiangdaoshigedaizi。”
zhaozhipengyeshixiaodezhiwuduzi，kanzhelinxiaoluhengdao:“qiecuojiushinigenwoshididayijia，mingbaima？”
linxiaolumengmengdediandiantou，ranhouzhabazhedayanjinghaoqiwendao:“neishenmeshihounengqiecuoa？”
“suishidoukeyi。”zhaozhipengshuaishuaishoubunaifandehuida，tazheicibenlaijiushilaizhaochade，cikemudeyijingdadaoyejiubuxiangjixuhaoxiaqu，tayaohuiquxuanyangyixiazhaixingyimaixindizishigesongbao。
erjiuzaitaganghuidawandeshunjian，linxiaoluhuranchaoqizhuoshangdebaiyucihu，duizhemianqianbaibaipangpangdexiaopangzijiushiyiza！
“kuang！”deyishengcuixiang，cihusifenwulie，xiaopangzizecanjiaoyisheng，yitoudaozaidishang，manlianxuehong！
zheiyimubasuoyourendoujiheleyitiao，yishijianquandoulengzaileyuandi。
ketamenlengzhubudaibiaolinxiaolulengzhule，zaixiaopangziwumiancanjiaodeshihou，qisuidetahaobuyouyu，yijiaojiuchuaileguoqu，zhibaxiaopangzichuaidemandidagun，yanleibitixuejiangliudedaochudoushi。
yibianchuai，linxiaoluhaizaiyibianma:“kukuku，kunidayedeku，yebudatingdatingniredeshishei，haigenyeyewoqiecuo，yeyewodaniangtailijiukaishikanren，malegebazi！”
shenhou，chuanzhedudoudexiaoyuerzhabazhemanshitongzhendemingliangmouzi，zuozaidengzishanghuangyouzhexiaojiao，ananjingjingdekangegedaren。
zheizhongshiqingzaitakanlaijianguaibuguaile，gegeyiqianweilebaohuzijibushouqifu，jingchangzaicunligenneixiedahaizidajia，xiashouxianglaidoushijiangjiuyigekuaizhunhen。
“住手！”
xiaopangzikuaibeichuaisilezhouweirencaisuanfanyingguolai，qijidezhaozhipengtaishoujiuyaojiaoxunyanqianzheixiaogui，limiaoxinyijianlikezhunbeizulan，erlinxiaolujuransihaobupa，zaizhaozhipengtaiqishoudeyishunjian，tayibazhuaqichahusuidiaodeyikuaicipian，dunzaiaoaokudexiaopangzimianqian，zhijiejiangcipianduizhuntadeyanzhu，ranhoutaiqiqingsezhinendexiaoliankanxiangzhaozhipengdao:
“你想干什么？”
zhaozhipenglengleyixia，kanzhenanhaishouzhongfenglijianruidecipian，tataidaoyibandeshoujiuzheimejiangzaileneili，youyouyuyudebugandongshou。
tazhishiningqisanjiedexiushi，bingmeiyoubawohaofawusundejiuxiaxiaopangzi。
limiaoxinyeheleyitiao，meimukanzhelinxiaolumanshijingya，zijizheixiaoshidi……kanqilaihaoxionga。
xiangfangneidunshiguiyideanjingxialai，zhiyouxiaopangzidekushenghaizaichixu。
banxiang，zhaozhipengshenshenchuanxilejikouqi，xiongkoudouzaijulieqifu，qifendao:
“hao，nimenzhaixingdexindizihaoyangde，zheijianshiwoyidinghuishangbaozhifatang，nijiudengzheshoufaba！”
tazhizhelinxiaoludashengfanu:“siyioudatongmendizi，muwufaji，muwuzunzhang，niwanle！”
taqishixiongxiongshuoleyidatong，ranerlinxiaoluquebingmeiyouluchushenmejinghuangdeshense，bazhangdadexiaolianshangyemeiyouyidianbolan，zhishidaitashuowanyihou，qingpiaopiaodekaikoudao:“xiaoyuer。”
“gege。”xiaonvhaierzaitashenhoutiantianyijiao。
“gangcaiwowenzheiweishixiong，qiecuoshishenmeyisi，zheiweishixiongzenmeshuode？”linxiaoludingzhezhaozhipengwen。
“shixiongshuoqiecuoshidajia。”xiaoyuernaishengnaiqidehuida。
“nei……shenmeshihounengdajiani？”linxiaoluyouwen。
xiaoyuernaoguayiwaixiaodao:“shixiongshuosuishidoukeyi。”
zhaozhipengdunshiliansenankan，ertashenhoudeqitashixiongdibangtafanbodao:“neinihaiyongwuqile！”
“yongwuqidajia，bushidajiama？”linxiaolujixubujinbumandewen。
neimingdaorendunshiyiye，dengzheyanzhuzidabushanglai。
erzhaozhipengyefanyingguolaile，tadengzhelinxiaoludashengnudao:“yongwuqishihuisirende，gendajiaxingzhibuyiyang！”
“nei……tasilema？”
pingjingdehuayuyichu，zhaozhipengdunshiyoushiyiye，zhenggerendouqidenuhuogongxin，zhizhelinxiaoludeshouzhidouzhibuzhudedou，queyingshidabushanghualai。
zuihou，linxiaoluhuranliekaizui，tiantianyixiaodao:“shixiong，zheiciqiecuo，sheiyingle？”
zhaozhipengshenziyizhan，buzhiweihe，kanzhezheihaiweikaishizhengshixiuliandeshaonian，taxinliganshoudaoleyisikongju。
erlinxiaolujiantabushuohua，xiaoronghuranxiaoshi，shouzhongfenglidecipianmengdewangxiayitan！
“我问你谁赢了！”
manlianxuedexiaopangzikanzheyanqianjinzaizhichidecipianhedesihaobuganluandong，kouzhonggengshibengkuidedashengkuhan:“niyingle！niyingle！nishiwodie！nishiwodie！”
shuowan，xiaopangzidekudangneichuanlaiyizhensaowei。
他被活活吓尿了……