第六章、占便宜没够的家伙

anchunzheizhongniaofeichangdeyouqu,zuoweiyizhongjifeibuyuanyoupaobukuaidedongwu,quenengchengweizujibianbusidazhou,zaishijiegedidouyouqixididecunzai,kaodejiushizugousha,zugounengsheng。

jiandanlaijiang,tashenghuodejiqi“cucao”。

shenweizhumingdexiadanjiqi,weiernenghejidanyiqibeidaguimosiyang,gongjirenleidaliangdedandeqinlei,anchunyouchaoshengyoujidui,chandanjiatelindechenghao。

jishijiuchi,youshijiuchi,zheishizheizhongniaodetedian,suoyicaihuiyouzheizhongjiandandebanfa,zhixuyaozaidishangwagedong,donglisashangshiwu,anchunjiuzitouluowangle。

zheimejiandandexianjing,chenzhihenglianjiaodoubuyongjiao,chenyuezijijiuxuehuiyongtaneibaxiaoliandaowadong,wangdonglisabaomilile。

goudixiazhanglehenduobuchengcaidewailiushu,juexiajigenzhitiao,bazhuadaodeanchuntuibangqilai,chenzhihengjiaodaileliangjuchenyueburangtayuanzou,jiuhuiqugenbamashoudiqule。

“dahenga,yueerni。”

“底下挖坑呢。”

“噢。”

sihaiwuxiantian,zheifujindoushitiandi,zheigeshijiezhuanghurendouzaitianlishoudi,chenyuediubule。neipodixiajiushigeqianshuigouzi,caodoumeijike,yemeishaweixiande,tamenyejiufangxinderangchenyuezijiquwanle。

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zheishihoudehuafeinongyaoshiyongdehaibuzenmepubian,jixieyejibenmeiyou,zhongtianshoudiquankaorenli,zhendefenmiaobizheng,youqishitoutianhaixiaguoyichangxue,guaiherende,suoyijintianguolai,chenyongnianhewanglanshidaizhefanlaide,zhongwubuhuijia,jiuzaitianliduifuyikou。

“daheng,lai,chifan,hanchenyueyishengqu。”

chenyongniancongditouerdebaomiganzidixianachububao,yebazhuangshuidebaisesuliaojiutonglinleguolai。

quchulimiandedongbeidajianbing,zuozaitianli,beikaozheyidianweibeigadaodebaomiliuxiadeyinliang,yidianyidiandebaizhejianbing,jiuzheshuichi。

bujiushuibuxing,yanbuxiaqu。

pangbiandewanglanyeshiyiyangdechifa,zheishihoumeiyouxianren,lianchenzhihengdousuanzhenglaoli,leidedoubuxiangshuohua。

chenyueyemanghuoleyitouwu,luntilixiaohao,kenengweibijiubitamenjigedarenshaole,danshixiaohaizihuifudekuai,jingshentouyehao,beichenzhihengcongpodixiajiaoshanglaideshihou,hainengconglongdixiawangshangbengni。

“haojiahuo,nishibaneijigetuweibaganjuelehule。”

chenyongniankanjianzijiguinvpaoguolai,lianggejianbangshangqianhouguazhedongxi,youdianmaorongrongde,dengtapaojinlecaikanjian,neishisizhituweiba。

前后左右,四只。

wangpangbianyikan,chenzhihengyelinzhelianghuilaile。

“ba,tahaoxiangzhenbaneixiaoduiertuweibaganjuehule,zheizhigenbenbushitacongdonglizhuade,shiyingrangtanianside。”

chenzhihengbaanchunwangdishangyifang,congpangbiandebubaolinachuyigezhangfangxingdebianlvfanhedijichenyue。

xiaohaijiushiyouyoudaiha,dajianbingchibudong,pabatayabenhuaile,haiyouxiaozaojita。

“哥~”

“wokegaosunia,zanbazanmadouzaini,niyaoqishenmeyaoezi,nikexianghaolezaishuo。”

qinxiongmeixiangchujiule,chenyuezuiyibiechenzhihengjiuzhidaotayouyaoqigaodiao。

guoran,chenyuehuitoukanlekanzijimuzheliandelaodie,guoduandepuwanglanhuailiqule:“ma……”

munvliangshuolehuierqiaoqiaohua,buyongxiang,kendingshichenyueyouqiuzhewanglanbangtachengyaoni。

“aiyounijiuweizheishier?”

wanglanyebuzhidaotingchenyueshuodesha,lehehedebatawangchenzhihengneibianyitui:“rangnigebangnizheng。”

“a?haiyouwodeshier?shashiera。”

“嘿嘿,哥。”

chenyuexiaoxixiguolai,conglonggoulizhuaiqilianggebangzaiyiqideanchun:“woxiangchituweiba。”

chenzhihengpiaolechenyueyiyan:“wokannixianggetuweiba。shanidouxiangchi,nizabubazanliangneidafeizhuganlaichi……”

“daheng,nijiujitazhengbei。benlaizhualebuyeshichideme。”

陈志恒:“爸?”

huabushiwanglanshuode,ershichenyongnianshuode,xiaolaotoueryijiazhizhu,shuohuadangranshiyoufenliang,chenyueyitingliantabadoujitachengyaole,adeyishengjianjiao,xiangneigepaodanyiyangdepuchenyongnianhoubeishang:“ba!hahahaha!”

neichenzhihenghainengzenmeban,zhengbei。

……

chenyongnianhewanglanbuyuanyiduoxie,chiwanledongxijiuquganhuoqule,chenzhihengdangranyezhidao,lianggejiazhangshixiangrangtayejiezhejihuixiexie,chenzhihengganhuotaiwanmingle,xianggenneibaomiyouchouyiyang,liangrenxintengerzile。

chenzhihengbuganzhijiejiuzaizheidaochudoushicaoyezibaomiganzidedifangdianhuo,xiangleyixia,haishilazhechenyuedaogoudixiaqule,neimeitian,haiyoushui,nengfangxindian。

“gouduzicunbuzhuzhuyou,nizaneimechanni。”

yaoshiwangchang,chenzhihengzheimeshuochenyue,shaobulechenyueyaohetagebihuabihua,ranhouyidunganhao,kuzhequzhaodajiegaozhuang,dajiezaiguolaichuiyidunchenzhiheng,xingchengwanmeideyitaoliucheng。

buguo,jintianyouhaodongxichi,chenyuejiudarenyoudaliangdebugenchenzhihengyibanjianshi,liangshouwangyifudouyicha,boziyiwai,meizizi。

“neishouduomaitai,haiwangyifuli……nigedilidagunleshiba!zheiyifurangnizaode!”

zuishangmeixianzhe,chenzhihengshoushangdongzuoyekuai,juebaomigan,huochaidianhuo,balvfanhezhuangshuirenghuoli,anchundeboziyining……

meiduozhangshijian,chenzhihengjiubaliangzhianchuntangwanle,yebawanlemao,kanzhetingpangdeanchunbianchengliangzhibudadexiaoji,liandaoshuixizhihou,kaitangpodu,qinglineizang,chenzhihengquanchengdunzaishuibiannong,chenyuequanchengduntapangbiankan,yidianyebudaihaipade,chenzhihengyonggebowangpangbianbalatahaojicitadouyoujiguolai,chenzhihengyejiubuguanle。

douchuliwanzhihou,chenzhihenghaishijuelelianggendaichadeshuzhi,jianchunguashang,jiuzhegangcaidehuodui,hechenyueliangrenyirenyigedenazheshuzhi,dianjigenbaomiganzaidishang,zuoxiajiukaishikaoanchun。

chenyuepingshijiuxiangyouduodongzhengside,zheihuieryouhaodongxichi,anjingdechenzhihengdouxinteng。

meiyanmeiweiermeidiaoliaodekaoanchunnenghaochidaonaqu,yerangxiaoyatouchanchengzheiyang,haibushiyinweichiroushaome。

“陈月啊。”

“咋了,哥。”

陈月头都没回。

“dengdaoledongtian,fenglehe,getiantiandouquheneibian,qulinzilijinizhenghaochide。”

chenyueshabulajidezhuanguotoulai,kanzhechenzhihengneiyilianrenzhendebiaoqing,yonglideyidiantou:“ng!”

chenzhihengxiaole,shenshouqumotanaodai,chenyuewanghouyisuo,bashoulidekaoanchunyiqishoushenhouqule。

陈志恒:???

“wohainengqiangnishi……”

“哥!”

chenyuewangchenzhihengzheibianji,youjiyoukuaideshuodao:“nishuodeneigezuodixiadoudejiayipigutudeneige,zhanbianyimeigouneirenlaile!”

我说过什么玩意儿?

chenzhihengyileng,jiutingdaoshenhouyourenhan:“xiaoshu,xiaogugu,niliangchishahaodongxina!”

buyonghuitou,chenzhihengtingzheigedongjingjiuzhidaoshisheile。

“jinlongera,wodouwangle,neibiandishinijiadele。”

conglingyimiandeposhang,yigeershilaisuidedaxiaohuozimanliandaixiaode,zouleguolai。