“放我出来！”
“huainvren，niyaozuoshenme！？”
jingchangbeimadaitaolaodexiaoluolidouzhidao，zaimadailihuxijiaoweikunnan，liqixiaohainanzhengtuo。
yunyujiushiruci，jinguan19suile，tadeliqibijianxiaoxuesheng，zhinenghuluanzhengzha。
luoluzaiwaideliangtiaobaisixiaoduantuiyidengyideng，tadexiaolianyeyinhuxikunnanzhanghonglebushao。
“别吵。”
guxincijiangyunyujiazaiyexia，paidaletadexiaotunbu，ehenhendiweixiedao：
“niqianwo11wan，haimeihaiqingjiuxiangzou？”
huayichu，yunyulaoshile。
11万...
tazheizhishoubanhaizhenzhiqiana？
danyunyuxiangdaoleluoruyizhida**shouzhong，baobuqihuiyoushenmebuhaodexiachang，yushiqiqiuxitong。
“za...xitongjiejie，jiumingjiuming！”
“jiewo11wan，woyihouyidingguaiguaizuorenwuhainide，wobuxiangbeijueya！！！”
xitongaishengtanqidao：“baoyisi，benxitongshiluoliyangcheng，buxuyaosuzhuzuorenwu。”
yunyuxiangku，“neinizenmeyangchengwoa？”
xitong：“zheibushiyougexianchengdefupojiejiema，wojiubuyongsunhaoxitongnengliangla。”
“anlaanla，suzhuhaohaoxiangshou，ang～”
yunyuyanlebaji，bailanle。
ergucixinjianxiaoluolibuzhengzhale，xinqingshifenshunchang，jiakuaibufawangloushangzou。
tuzhonghaizhuangjianlexialoudefangdong，tahuyikanzheyanqianbaomadaidenvhai，youqimadaiwaideneiduibaisixiaotuirangtaxiangdaoleshenme。
“cixin，nizhei...”
gucixinmiansedanding，“wozheia，xinmaide。”
fangdongmiaodong，duiyuzheigezuketayejiaoweishuxile，jingchangmaishoubanhewanju。
zheihuimaigedengshenshoubanyebuchuqi。
tayemeiduoxiang，bianjixuxialou。
“救命啊！！”
huran，madailichuanchubaohankuqiangdeqiujiusheng，fangdongyoutingxiajiaobu，zhoumeidao：
“cixin，nigaibuhui...”
gucixinrengrandandingdehen，fuerzaimadaiqingqingdishuoleju，“yaomexianzaihaiwoshiyiwan，buranwojiujinijialixi，nidongde。”
云予又老实了。
xiangdaolejieyikuaiqianhaiyiwandesaocaozuo，yejiuzheigexinheidehuainvrennengbandaole。
“cixin，nigaibuhuizhaolegezhenrenba？”
“这可是不对的！”
房东察觉不对劲。
“meiyou，meiyou，wozheishidengshenshouban。”gucixinxiaolexiao，suijijiangmadailakai。
yizhilianhongdexiaoluolizhanxianyanqian，tayaozhezuichun，zhizhiwuwudiyijuhuayebuganshuo。
yunyuyiweifangdonglaizhengjiuzijile。
却...
“nizheishoubannamaide？”
fangdongyilianxinqi，shenshouxiangnienieyunyudeliandan，gucixindangranbukenengrangbierenpengzijidewanju，“keke...xianliangban。”
“zheiyanga。”fangdongtouquyige“wodong”deyanshen，shouhuishoubianjixuxialouqule。
shengpazaiyourendarao，gucixinkangqiyunyu，yikouqifeisuchongshanglou，houzhejinjinbizheyan，zhihuidaogongyufangnei。
gangbeifangxia，yunyuxiangzhishoujingdexiaomaomi，soudichongjinlefangjian，xiangyaosuoshangmen。
quebeiyizhixianxideshoukazailefangmen，suihoushenlaiyizhangwenroudeliandan，neihaowuzheyan、semimideyanshen，hedeyunyudunzaijiaoluobianshang，baotousesefadou，zuibianshuozheqiuraodehua。
“fupojiejie，qiuqiuni...”
“woyihouhuinulihaiqiande...”
“zhangdekeaiderenhenduo，wobukeaihaiai，yaoshameisha，qiuqiunile...”
shuozheshuozhe，yunyurenbuzhuyoukule，gengyandichouqi，kanqilaijiweikelian。
youqitayishenshitoutoude，gengkelianle。
yunyuxinlinanshou，jiyidiulejiusuanle，xinglaihaibianchengxiaoshouban，lengleyiwanshang，haibeihuainvrenjidianjishangle。
tazhidaozijitaobudiaole，zhinengqidaozheigerenmianshouxindefupoxiashouqingdian。
半分钟过去...
yixiangdehuamianmeiyoufasheng，yunyuzhiganjuedaoyouyizhishoudazaizijinaodaishang。
“fangxinba，wobuhuiduinizuoshenmede，yebuhuiqiangponide，fangxinfangxin。”
gucixinyuqihenwenrou，dongshouyehenwenrou，taqingqingdipengqiyunyukuhuadexiaoliandan，xiaodao：
“去洗个澡吧。”
yunyumeiyoushuohua，xunsuqishenchongjinleyushili，jiangyushimensuoshang。
“呼呼…”
“xiwangtabushizheiyangderenba...”
hualeliangfenban，yunyucaipingjingxialai，jiangyuchidereshuikaiqi，ziguzijiangshenshangdeyiwutuodiao，quansuozaiwennuandeyuchili。
————
lingyibian，zuozaiketinglidegucixinqiaozheerlangtui，zuijiaoqinzheyisixiaoyi。
tabuzhidaozheizhixiaoluolinalaide，dangankendingduifangyinggaishineizhongsanwuluoli，qieneihuranbiandadebenshirangtahenzhemi。
suididaxiaobiandexiaoluoli，zenmenengfangzouni？
“ng...xiaoshoubanhaoxiangmeichidongxi，dianfenwaimaiba。”gucixinxiangdaoxiaoyunyuzhuangleyitianshoubanshayemeichi，dangjidianlesifenwaimai。
gangfangxiashouji，shouji“ding”yixiang，yikanshilvpaopaoyourenfaxinxilaile。
qinglandameinv：“cixin？haizaijiama？wohewanwanxianglaizhaoniwanle。”
gucixin：“ng，suibianba。”
qinglandameinv：“huashuonizhaodaoduixiangleme，woyijingkuainaxiawanwanla！”
ziyanjian，gucixinnengganshoudaoduifangxuanyaodeyiwei，tazuijiaoweiweigouqi，dazihuidao：
“shime？woyezhaodaole，haishizuizuizuizuikeaidexiaoluoli，zaixizaoni［jianxiao］”
qinglandameinv：shirenwoshi。”
youliaolejifenzhong，yushilichuanlaiyidaoxisuideshengyin，“neige...cixinjiejie，womeiyifu...”
“没事，我这有！”
gucixinyanjingyiliang，shunjianjiuzhanqishen。
ercishiyushinei，yunyuchizheshenzi，kanzheshouzhongbazhangdadexiaoqunzi，xianrulechensizhizhong。
zheishixitongxinshoudalibaojideyifu。
但是！
zheibushishoubancainengchuandema？
“杂鱼系统...”
yunyuanmaleyiju，gucixinyirandaizheyitaoluolitalaidaoyushimenqian，shengyinhanzhexiaoyi。
“xiaoshoubankaimenya，yifulaila。”
huanhuandi，yushimenlakaiyitiaofeng，yizhibainennendexiaoshoushenchulaiduizhekongqizhualezhua。
“衣服呢？”
“kaimenya，wojini。”
“bubu...bule，nifangwoshoushang。”
ai，chadian...”gucixinsuanpanluokong，buguoyebuxiangdongcu，tanlekouqijiangluolitadileguoqu。
细水长流啊。
qiangniudeluolizhinengyishitian，buzhangjiu。
taxinzhongjianjianshengqiyigugonglveyu，zijiwanlezheimeduodeyouxi，xianshizhonggonglveyizhixiaoluoliyinggaiyebunanba？fanzhengtayouqian！
“咚咚咚…”
huidaoketing，gangzhunbeizuoxiadegucixin，hurantingdaoketingmenqiaoxiang，yiweiwaimaidaole。
bianzouqukaimen，zhanzaimenwaidequebushishenchuanhuangdiyipaodezhanshen，ershiyishenlvdaimaozideshushu。
“nihao，jichajubanan。”