“zenmezheijiadianshangcaizheimemana？zaozhidaojiuquduimianneijiale……”
canguannei，yigenianqingrenpinpinhuitou，zhangwangzhehouchudefangxiang，jinzhouzhemeitou，yijingyouxiebunaifanle。
tanaqishouji，duizhezhibojiandefensishuodao：“xiongdimen，zheijiadianchucantaimanle，buguandenghuiershangdecaihaobuhaochi，zanmendoubukaolvle……hai，jitajihuiyebuzhongyonga！”
nianqingrenmingjiaochenwei，shiyigedouyinzhubo，youzhesanbaiduowandefensi。
tapingchangdezhiboneirongshi“zhengnengliangtiaozhan”。
congpinglunquzhongsuijitiaoxuanyijianzhengnengliangdeshiqing，zhiboquzuo！
biru，maiyibaibeinaicha，songjihuanweigongren。
youbiru，zailongyarenbaideditanshang，yikouqimaiguangtanzhudesuoyoudongxi！
zheiyangzhengnengliangdezhiboneirong，wuyishixiangdangxifende！
duanduanliangyue，chenweijiuzhangleliangbaiwanfensi！
erzheiyici，chenweidezhiboneirongshi——qingyigegongdilidesuoyougongrenqucanguanchiyidunwufan！
gongditayijingxuanhaole，jiuzaizheifujin。
xianzaitademubiao，ziranjiushixuanyijiaheshidecanguanle。
chenweigangcaizhaozhouweidedayedamadatingleyixia，henduorendoushuozheijia“wulaoniangzhongcanguan”tingbucuode，yushitajiuzhijieguolaile。
dianleyifenzheijiadezhaopaicaimapodoufu，xiangshishikouweizenmeyang。
ruguohaibucuodehua，tajiuzhijiequbagongdilidejishigegongrenjiaoguolaizaizheijiachile！
结果……
“fule，doukuaibanxiaoshile，haimeishangcai。”
chenweipielepiezui，tucaodao：“erqiexianzaihaimeidaofandian，doumeijigeren，yaoshirenduoqilai，yizheijiadiandexiaolv，pabushidelianggexiaoshicainengshangyidaocaiba？”
cishitazhibojiandezaixianrenshugaodawuwan，fensimenyefenfenfadanmubiaoshizantong。
——【shia，zhidianleyidaocaidoushangdezheimeman，zheixiaolvketaiganrenle！】
——【buxing，zheijiajueduibuxing！gongdilihaojishirenni！zheixiaolv……haishihuanyijiaba！】
——【qiguaile，zheizhongcantingjuranmeidaobi？banxiaoshicaishangcai，sheilaia？】
——【hehe，zheizhongdian，jiusuanzaihaochi，woyebukenenghuiqude！】
……
看着弹幕。
chenweiyeshixiadinglejuexin，diantoudao：“fangxin，zheijiadiankendingbushiheqingneimeduorenchifan，jiusuantazaihaochi，woyebukenengxuantade……”
话还没说完。
laobanniangduanzheyipanmapodoufuhuojihuoliaodepaoleguolai，fangzaizhuozishang，yilianqianyideshuodao：“buhaoyisiashuaige！houchuchuledianqingkuang，shangcaiyoudianmanle！taibuhaoyisile！”
jiantataiduzheimehao，chenweiyebuhaoduoshuoshenmele，zhinengwunaidebaibaishou：“meishiermeishier！ninxianqumangba！”
wusuoweile，fanzhengtayihoushijueduibuhuizailaizheijiadianle。
laobanniangyoudaoqianlehaojiju，zheicaizhuanshenzhunbeilikai。
dantaquehuranzhuyidaolechenweideshoujipingmu，dunshilengzhule，mianseyibian。
zhei……zheishizaizhibo？！
laobanniangdingjingkanleyixia，faxianchenweidezhibojianjingranyouwuwanzaixianrenshudeshihou，lianshuadeyixiajiubaile！
丸辣！
zheixiaohuozijuranshigedazhubo？？
难不成是探店主播？
neiwozheicishangcaizheimeman，beizhibochuqule……dezaochengduodafumianyingxianga！！
laobanniangdangshijiuhuangle，lianmangxiangshuoxieshenmebujiuyixia。
而这时。
chenweinaqishaozi，yaoleyishaomapodoufufangzaizuizhong。
benlaitazhengmubuzhuanjingdekanzhedanmu，yiliansuiyidehefensimenhudongzhe。
yemeiduizheipanmapodoufudekouweibaoshenmeqiwang。
bijingzheijiushiyijialubiandejiachangcaicanguaneryi，jiusuankouweizaihao，younenghaodaonaqu？
然而。
jiuzaichenweijiangmapodoufusongrukouzhongdeyishunjian，tadebiaoqingjiulengleyixia，yanzhongliuluchujifenyiwaihejingyan。
“ei？zheiweidaohaoxiangbucuoa……”
chenweijingyadekanxiangneipanmapodoufu，youyaoleyishaofangjinzuili。
zheiyici，taxixipinchangleyixia。
zhijiantadeyanjingyixiazijiudengdale，zhenjingdeduizhezhibojianshuodao：“ei**！xiongdimen！zheijiadiandemapodoufuyoudiandongxia！zheikouganjuele！”
“bukaiwanxiao！zhei……ganjuebiwoshangciqudeneijiawuxingjichuancaiguandeweidaohaiyaohaoa！juele！”
zheishiliaoweijideyimu，zhijierangzhibojianfengkuangkouqilewenhao。
——【？？？】
——【？？juruben？】
——【？yanruyuan？？】
——【bushi，zhubonizheibianlianshiquchuanshengxuedeba？？】
——【yaobuyaozheimekuazhang？lubiandejiachangcaicantingeryi，nengyouzheimehaochi？zheizhuboyandeyetaijialeba？】
——【bushibabushiba？weigeyigezhengnengliangzhuboyekaishiwanjubenle？】
——【hehe，wozaojiuhuaiyitayiqiandezhibodoushijubenle！】
——【wozenmeganjuebuxiangyandeni？wogangcaidoukanjianzhuboyanlimaoguangle！zheishinengyanchulaide？】
——【jianyinarubeiyingjiaocai！】
——【beiyingjiaocai：gun！laozidoutamakuaibichengqianghoule！】
——【ei？zheidianzenmeyuekanyueyanshu……zheipanmapodoufuyeyoudianyanshua……】
……
jiandaodanmushangjingranyouzheimeduorenzaihuaiyizijigaojuben。
chenweidunshiyoudianjile，lianmangdao：“xiongdimen！zhenbushijuben！zheiyaoshijuben……wo**haoba？”
“yejueduibushiguanggao！”
“woshizhenmeixiangdaozheijiademapodoufuzheimehaochia！zhenjuele！”
“laofendouzhidao！woyiqianshimeishitandianbozhu，zhiqianzaichuanshengdeshihou，tandianguohaojijiachuancaiguan，baokuoyijiawuxingjide！”
“mapodoufujueduishichichuancaibidiandeba？meiyijiawodouchiguo！”
“danwokeyibaozheng！neixiechuancaiguandemapodoufu，napashiwuxingjideneiyijia，doujueduimeiyouwoshoushangzheipanhaochi！”
“haobukuazhangdeshuo！zuozheipanmapodoufudechushi，chuyijueduikanbiwuxingjizhongcantingdezhuchu！”
chenweishuodetuomohengfei，jueduimeiyoubandianjiahua，tashizhenbeijingdaole！
xinzhongyehenshinanyizhixin。
xianzaidexiaocanguan，chushishuipingdouzheimegaolema？
有这水平……
buquwuxingjizhongcantingdangzhuchuzhuandaqian，daizaiyijiaxiaocanguanganma？？
erzhibojiandefensimen，kandaochenweirucirenzhendebiaoqing，erqiehaifalezheibandushi，doubuyoudexinlejifen。
——【zheiqueshibuxiangyandea。】
——【bushiba……nandaozhenyouzheimehaochi？zheijiadiandechushishiminjiangaoshou？？】
——【shenme？zhenyougaoshou？！】
——【wojuedezhuboshuodeshizhende，woshiyigesanshinianlaochushile，gangcaiwojiujuedezheipanmapodoufumaixiangtaihaole，genbenbuxiangshixiaocanguannengzuochulaide！】
——【wozenmekanbuchulaini……maixianghao，nandaobushiyinweizhubokailelvjing？？】
——【wofanzhengxiangxinweige！weigederenpinlaofendouzhidao！zenmekenenggaojuben？】
——【si……buduia，zenmeyuekanyueyanshuni……ei**！zheibushi《pannidehaizi》dejiemuxianchangma？！worenchulaile！jiushizheigelaobanniang！wogangcaizaijiemudezhibojiankandaotale！】
——【duiduidui！wohaiyiweiworencuoleni！minjiangaoshougepia！zheipanmapodoufufenmingshigexiaoxueshengzuochulaide！】