第3章 恶人先告状

biaomeimeixiangdaowohuidata,yaozhidaozhiqianzaiwobadeyazhixia,woyixiangshinengrenzeren,gujiyeshiworenjiule,juranrangtajuedewoshigehaoqifuderuanshizi。

“nijurangandawo。”biaomeiwuzhubeidadebanbianlian,youqiyounankandidengzhewo。

“nizenmenengdameimei!”chenmiyuhebutongnvshengdiaoqingdetanggeyezhanlechulai。

daobushiduotengxizheigemeimei,zhishijuedewozuoweizheiyidajiazidezuidiceng,ganfankangjianzhishizaitiaozhantadequanwei。

“shuowomamadehuogaibeida。niyaoshiduozui,niyeyiyang。”

wokanzhetadeyanjinglengshengdao。

“chensiying,nipiyangleshiba。”

yishenzhuiroudetanggediuxiashoujijiuyaolaidawo,ketapingriligenbenbudongdan,dongzuochihuan。woyigeceshentadebazhangjiudadaoletangmeishenshang。

tazheiyibazhanglidukebiwodedaduole,woneishenjiaotiruodetangmeizhijiejiukuchushenglai。

zheiyangdadedongjingziranzhaorelailegebidedaren。

wobajianzhechangmianyikaikoujiushiduiwodezhize:“chensiyingniyouzaihunaoshenme!”

kankan,zheijiushiwodehaobaba,yongyuanbuwenqinghongzaobaijiujiwodingzui。

tangmeitingwanwobadehualianmangjiehua:“sanshutangjiedawo。”

wobadeliandunshitieqing:“chensiying,nixianzaizhangbenshile,jurangandarenle。doushisheijiaonide!”

“aiya,kanbawojiaguaiguaidade。womenzijizaijiadoushebudedatayidian。laosanjiade,wozhidaonijiasiyingchushenbuyiyang,talinjiarenkanbushangwomenjiusuanle。lianninverdoukanbuqiwo。”

“kanbuqi”sangeziyichukou,wobalianshangdenuyigengsheng,etoudeqingjinbaoqi。

yanjianwoyaodaomeitangmeiwuzhelianzuijiaodeyishangyang。erbomukanzhewo,neiyanshengengshihenbudebawoshengtunhuobo。

“kuaijinidemeimeidaoqian。”wobanudao。

“wobu。”woduishangtadeyanjing,sihaobuweisuodong。

kanwotiaozhantadequanwei,tanuyigengsheng,taishoujiuyaojiwoyibazhang。

wolengyansaoguotamen,yanjianzhetadebazhangyuelaiyuejin,huanhuankaikou:“ba,tangmeishuoerbomugaosuta,wojiayouqianshiyinweiwomazaiwaimianheqitananrenbuqingbuchu。bazheishizhendema?”

woguzuokelianzhuang,dashengdiwenwoba。

baozhetangmeideerbomudunshigangadaobuxing,huangmangkaishijieshi:

“nalidehua,doushihaizizaiwaimianhushuode。”

wolenghengyisheng:“tangmeiyebushijiaoshegenderen。yebuzhidaoshisheizaiwaimianhushuo。zaihoumianzaozheiyangdeyaoyebupajiamenbuxing。”

tangmeichengjibuhao,kaojiaogaoezexiaofeishanglegaozhong,houmiankanchengjihaishihunbushangyigedazhuan,younaozheyaoquxuemeishu,qingzuihaodelaoshi,shangkeshifeizuigaodeke。

zheibiqiandangranbukenengtamenzijichu,zhinengshiwomazheigeyuandatou。

huazhewomaqianyouxianqianzangkebatamennengde。

wobaliansegengchale,kanxiangerbomuzhiwendao:“zheishinishuode?”

erbomulianlianbaishou:“womeiyou。doushixiaohaizimenluanshuode。”

tayibianjieshiyibianqialehuailidetangmeiyixia,tangmeilimakudelihuadaiyude:“shitangjietamawo,woyeshijilecailuanshuode。”

haoyichuerenxiangaozhuang,woxinliyizhenlengxiao。

xiaoshuzheishihouyedaqiyuanchanglianmangdao:“doushixiaohaizihunaodewanxiaohua。bunengdangzhen,sangezheishijiusuanleba。”

woshixiansaoguoxiaoshulenglengdikaikou:

“nishuosuanlejiusuanle?yeshixiaoshuqiliangda,beidailvmaoziyewusuowei。suirangumubeinizhuojianzaichuang,danshinizheimedaduyidingkeyiyuanliangtaba。”

“xiaotuzaizinishuoshenmeni。”xiaoshubeizhouweirenmuguangbidexiuhonglelian,zhizhewobantianshuobuchuhua。

woyanshensaoguozhongren,zheixierendeposhiwodouzhidao,sheiyaoshibupadiulian,woaigedougeganjing。

zaiwodejiaohexia,zheiyichangjiatingjuhuizhinengshibuhuanersan。

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huijialushang,wobakaizhechequanchengyiyanbufa,zuichunmindejinjinde。

jinjiamenhoutazuozaishafashang,qifenzhouranbianleng。

“chensiying,nijintianshiguyideba。”

wojizijidaoleyibeishui,meihuidata。

tajianwobushuohuabagaoleshengyin:“wowennihuani。chensiying,nishibushiguaiwomeirangniquniwaigongjia。”

“nixiangqingchu。womenxingchendecaishinidejiaren。tamenlinjiajiarengenbenkanbuqini,youqianyegennimeiguanxi。tamenduinihaoyeshiweiletiaobowomendefunvguanxi。zhiyouwocaishizhendeweinihaode。”

haoyigeweiwohao,wochenmodifangxiabeizi,lengyankanzheta。

tayijiumeifangqijiwoxinao。

“wocaishizhendeaini。zhendeweinihao。nibuyaobeilinjiarendetangyipaodanmileyanjing。”

takanzhewo,yanlimanshihentiebuchenggang。

keshitasuoweideai,haoxiangzhicunzaitadehuali。

congxiaodaoda,taduiwodeguanxinzhixianyuwodechengji,zhidaowochengjibubajianhoumanyandoushishiwang,genbenbuwenwokaibukaixin,youmeiyoushengbing。

wowenhuachengjibugou,huahuaquehenyoutianfu,benxiangxuexiyishu,taqueshuozheishibuwuzhengye,lelingwobuzhunxue。

“nibuyaoyiweinimaduiniyouduohao。tazheizhongaimuxurong,zisizilideren。genbenbuaini,taduinihaoyeshiweilecaozongni。doushiweiletaziji。”

wobadianranyizhiyan,luchutongkudemoyang。

woanjingdikantabiaoyan,hewanshuibeilidezuihouyikoushui,anjingdijinlewoshi。

hanjiajieshu,woyoudetizhexinglihuixuexiao。

linzouqianwomajiwozhunbeiledabaoxiaobaodedongxi,baozhewochadiankuchulai。

wobalengzheyanyijiuduiwojinxingkunanjiaoyu:“niyaohaohaozhenxixuexidejihui,woneishihounayounizheimehaodetiaojiana。”

zhishiwomeixiangdaowodaoxuexiaodediyitian,jialijiuchuledashi。

womenzhuanyedayikeduo,neitianmankewoshoujiyixiawudouchuyujingyin。

fangxuehoudakaishoujiyikan,weixinshangheranjiushihongsede99+。

wodiankaiyikanyuanlaishiyourenzaijiazuqunlishuaping。

erzheigerenbingbushiqitaren,jiushiwodebaba。

“linyueyaonigebuyaoliande。xiangjiwodailvmao,mendoumeiyou。”

“niyiweinilinjiayouqianjiulebuqima。nizhaozhaojingzikankan,chulewohaiyousheikenyaoni。”

“zheimeduonianniduijiatingfuchuleduoshao?bierenjialaogonghuijiaretangrefande。wohuijiahaidejinizuofan。niyoujigechouqianlebuqia,niduideqiwoma?”

“huanglianpoyige,zhengtianzaijialikouwanjiaojiukouyachi。renqianrenmogouyang,renhouwanzheimezang。haizaiwomianqianshuamianzi。”

……

yuewangxiamianfanwodexinyueleng,niezheshoujideshouyuesuoyuejin。

shiyoukanwoliansebuhaolianmangwenwo:“sisi,nizenmele。liansezheimebuhao。”

woshenxiyikouqidao:“meishi,beijigelajiexindaole。”

womaxianglaihaopiqi,duichenjiaduonianlaidefuchuwodoushikanzaiyanlide。jibianliangrenyoushenmewochuo,danshifuqishijiniandeqingfen,wobazenmekeyigongranzheiyangxiuruwoma。

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jiazuqunliwomayizhimeiyouhuifu,daoshiqitaqinqitiaodehenjiji。

dabomu:“aiya,dixijialiyouqian,youda**piqishizhengchangde。dididuodandaidian。”

erbo:“yaowoshuoa,doushiniguande。nvrenjiushiyaoda,yuedayuetinghua。nixiabuqushou,wolaibangni。”

erbomu:“bierenshiqianjin**,kendinghewomenzheixienongcunfunvbuyiyang。didia,nipingshiguijumeilihao,xianzaiyezhinengrenle。”

gugu:“ge,tajiushiqian。zaiwaimianpaotoulumian,qiandoubuzhidaozenmezhenglaide。genijiushixinruan,jiugaichenzheigejihuijiaoxunta。”

erbomu:“meimei,renjiazaiqunlini。nizhuyidian。”

gugu:“wopashenme。dangzhemianwoyeganshuo。zhengtianhuazhizhaozhan,dangmameigemayang。liangeerzidoumeijiwogesheng,parenshuojiubiezuoa。”

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wohuaguozhangzhangdeliaotianjilu,lianseyuelaiyuecha。

果真是一窝白眼狼