第3章
“gongxisuzhushoucishouyangshenjiangmiaozi，jiangli：shenjiangqianghuafu1，jingbing2000，kuijia2000，suifaqiang2000！（qingjinkuaiqianwangliangzhounanminyinglingqu。）”
qinwuyoukanzhexitongmianbanshangdejiangliqingdan，buyoudeyanlekoutuomo。
啊？这不对劲吧？
yongyouliangqianjingbingzheishishenmegainian？zuyizhanshanweiwang！ruguozaijiashangliangqiantaokuijiani？zuyigejuyifang！neimeruguozaijiashangliangqianganqiangni？
抱歉，我不吃牛肉！
gouxitongjidejiangli，zheishibizhezijizaofana？
wotamadekezhenshi......
太喜欢辣！
qinwuyoudunshijidongdeliansetonghong，qianshizijishengzaitaipingshengshidediqiu，zicongchuanyuedaodaqianzheigebinghuangmaluandeshijiezhihou，tajiujidudequefaanquangan。
xianzaizijiyaorenyouren，yaoqiangyouqiang，yaoshenjiangyoushenjiang。
gailundaobierenmeiyouanquanganle。
“二狗，你过来！”
qinwuyouduizheergouzhaolezhaoshou，dengergouzouguolaizhihou，qinwuyoulijicongxitongmianbanquchuleshenjiangqianghuafu，querenshiyongzhihouanzailetadetoushang。
ergouyilianyihuo：“yuanzhang，nizheishizuoshenmea？”
qinwuyouweiweiyixiao：“jinijiagebafu。”
xitongduishenjiangqianghuafudemiaoshushi：“kejiangyimingshenjiangdeshiliyongjiutishengyibei。（jinshenjiangkeyong）”
这绝对是个好东西！
qinwuyouqieshentihuiguoergoudeliliang，tadeyaozidaoxianzaihaizaiyinyinzuotongni，xianzaizaijiashangshenjiangqianghuafudejiacheng，tadeliliangyougaidadaohedengkongbudechengdu？
linchuyinwenyan，mianluyihuozhise。
“加个霸服？”
tahaimeinongmingbaiqinwuyouzheijuhuashishenmeyisi，bianbeiyanqiandeyimujingdaile，zhijianergoudeshentikuaisuguzhangshengzhangleqilai。
bajiusuidehaizi，shengaoyuemoyimisandeyangzi。
keshizaiqinwuyoujita“jiagebafu”zhihou，ergoudeshengaoqueyirouyankejiandesuduzhangleqilai，buguozhayangongfujingranjiuhezijiyibangaole，shenshanggengshichongmanlepanqiubandejirou。
linchuyindengdashuangyan，meimouzhongchongmanbukesiyi。
“zhei，zhei......”
zaicizhiqian，tazhidangqinwuyoushigepiaoke，zuiduosuanshigeyouwenhuayouliangxindepiaoke，keshizaiqinyanjianshidaozheirutongxianfayibandeshouduanzhihou，taxinlibuyoudeyizhan。
这是何等手段？
linchuyinyanshenzhongchongmanjingwei，zaiyebuganzhishiqinwuyou。
tongshi，taxinlichongmanlejidong。
xianshengzheidengrushenxianbanderenwu，ergounengbairutadehuixia，rihouqiantubuke**。
“ergou，haibukuaixiexiansheng！”
林初音连忙道。
ergouganshouzhetineichongpeideliliang，xinlizuihouyisihuaiyiyexiaosanle，yuanzhangyourucishenxianbandeshouduan，yaojiejiuniangqinqibushijushouzhilao？
“duoxieyuanzhang！haieryidingweiyuanzhangxiaoquanmazhilao！”ergouyouzhongdao。
qinwuyouxinmanyizudixiaolexiao，zijidefuchuzongsuanmeiyoubaifei。
ergouzaishou，tianxiawoyou！
jiuzaiqinwuyouchenjinqizhongdeshihou，quetingdaoshenhouchuanlaileyigerouruoqiejiaomeideshengyin：“xiansheng，neiningangcaishuodehenxindeyouxi......haiyaobuyaojixule？”
“en？”qinwuyouwenyan，niutoukanqu。
keshi，dangtakandaolinchuyinneibeiguijiafuxia，beiledejinjindeshencaishi，dunshilengzhule，gangcaitadexinsiquandouzaiergoushenshang，bingmeiyouzixixinshangzijidezuopin。
xianzaiyikan，bixuechadianpenyongerchu。
wosongletamenmuzizheimedadejiyuan，shoudianlixiyinggaibuguofenba？
en，yinggaibuguofen......
jiuzaiqinwuyoutianrenjiaozhandeshihou，yidaduiguanbingdaizhebingqi，wuwuyangyangchuangrulechuyingezhong，haodadeshengshijiangzaichangzhongduobinke、gunianghedejinruohanchan。
zhoubutouzoudaozhongrenmianqiandao：“wofengmingzhuonaheiyunzhaihanshouliuqiang，suoyourenyilvbudelikai！”
tahuayinluoxia，zhongrenlianmangdunxia。
zhoubutouhuangusizhou，huilehuishou，jigeyayilijinazhetongjilingkaishibidui。
renqunzhong，yigeguangtoulianseweibian。
yankanfuzesouxundeyayiyuelaiyuejin，guangtoulianshangdebiaoqingyufabaoli，dangyigeyayinazhetongjilingzoudaotamianqiandeshihou，talianshangshanguoyidaohenlazhise。
guangtouturanbaoqi，yiquanhongzaileneiyayixiongqian。
“咔嚓！”
yishengcuixiangxiangqi，neiyayidexiongtangshunjiantaxian，judadelidaojiangtadekoutuxianxuedaofeichuqu，luozaidishangboziyiwai，zuilibutingmaozhexuemo。
“liuqiang？haiganfuyuwankang？”
“把他拿下！”
zhoubutouyishenglingxia，zhongduoyayilijibadaochaozheliuqiangchongleshangqu。
keshi，liuqiangquelengxiaoyisheng。
“yiqunxiabingxiejiang，yexiangnaxiayeyewo？”
“你们够格吗？”
liuqiangdeshenyingrutongyoulongyiban，zaizhongduoyayizhongjianchuansuo，yourenyouyu，tabenjiushigelianjiazi，zaijiashangluocaoduonianyangchengdehenlashouduan，yishijianzaichangjingranwurenshitayihezhidi。
duanduanpianke，bianyoushiyugerensizaitashouzhong。
zhoubutoujianzhuanglianseyufanankan。
heiyunzhaidetufeiyizhidoushiliangzhouchengdedahuan，naiheheiyunzhaidishixianyao，yishounangong，tamenjicigongdaheiyunzhaidouwushenjianshu，fanerzhesunlebushaoderenshou。
jinri，tamenshoudaoxiaoxicheng，heiyunzhaidesandangjiaguangtouqiangzaishilihualangchumei。
zhifudezhixiaoxi，lijipaitalingbingqianlai。
tabenyiweibaishigerenshouzhuonayigeliuqiang，shishoudaoqinlaideshiqing，keshisheizhidaoliuqiangdejingranzheimeqiang，yingshizaitadeduiwulishalegeqijinqichu。
“jiwonaxiata，shengsibulun！”
zhoubutounuhoulianlian，yuanbendunshouzaimenwaideyayiyoujinlaileyidui。
liuqiangyebushimangfu，tazhidaozijisuirankeyichengyishizhiyong，keshiruguotuodeshijiantaizhang，zheixieyayiyigegeshang，jiushileidounengbazijijileisi。
“得尽快冲出去。”
damenshibunengzoule，waimianyouyayidunshou。
jiranruci，neijiuzoushangmian！
liuqiangshunshoujiejueleyigeyayizhihou，badaobianchaozheerlouchongleguoqu，zhiyaonengcongerloupochuangtaochuqu，daoshihouzheixieyayijueduizhuibushangziji。
shunbian，hainengbalinchuyinneiniangmenqiangdaoshanzhai，danggeyazhaifuren！
liuqiangjingzhichongshangerlou，laidaolinchuyinfangmenqianyijiaochuaichu，jingzhidediaohuamumenzaitamianqianxiandeshirucicuiruo，bansuizhehualayishengxiang，diaohuamumenyingshengersui。
“a！”zheituruqilaidebiangu，hedelinchuyinjinghuyisheng。
liuqiangchuangrufangjian，lianshanghengrouyizhan，xiongsheneshadao：“xiaoniangmener，yeyewokanshangnile，shixiangdejiugenwozou，daoleheiyunzhaiyeyeshangnigeyazhaifurenzuozuo！”
qinwuyou：“......！”
taniutounushiliuqiang，yanzhongdenuhuoxianxiepenyongerchu。
踏马的！
chadianjilaozizhengzhatanglou！
liuqiangpieletayiyan，queyagenmeibatafangzaiyanli，qinwuyoutanqindeshihoutayezaichang，zaitakanlaiqinwuyoujiuzhishiyigesuanxiucaibale，zheizhongfeiwutashadoulandesha。
tajingzhichaolinchuyinzhuaqu。
kejiuzaicishi，liuqiangquetingdaoleyigezhinendeshengyin。
“ganqifuwoniang？zhaosi！”
一阵劲风传来。
liuqiangxinzhongyilinxiayishihuitoukanqu，keshihaimeidengtahuiguotoulai，bianganjueyaojianyizhenjutong。
“咔嚓！”
judadelidao，dangchangjisuiletadejizhui。
光头强，卒！
zhidaocishi，zhongduoguanbingcaiguqiyongqishanshanlaichi，yiwofengbanhanshazheyongrufangjianli，keshidangtamenchongjinlaizhihou，kandaodequeshiyijusibumingmudeshiti。
weijiu，zhoubutouwenxunganlai。
dangtakandaoliuqiangdeshitizhihou，buyoudetongkongyisuo。
yiquanbiming？haoqiangdeshouduan！
“谁？谁干的？”
zhoubutouhuayinluoxia，zaichangdesuoyouyayidemuguangqishuashuaditouxiangleqinwuyou。
qinwuyou：“......”