quguishibaile!lenggongdeliguiliansamanfashidouzhenbuzhu！
lenggongneiwaigengshirenxinhuanghuang，yelitingjiandeneixieaihaoshengruluoyinyibanshengshengkejinlemeigerendenaohaili，jingjiubusan。
weileduzhuliuyan，huanghounaigainiangniangbudebupaineisamanfashizaiciqianwanglenggongjinxingzuofa。
yidazaobianpairenyoubazuorichequdeneixiequguiyongdedongxi，zaicibaidaolelenggongdeneipiankongdishang。
keshizhongrenlianshangfanershiyuelaiyueningzhongdebiaoqing，gegedoushiyipianchouyuncandan。
youqishineigeweishoudesamanfashi，kanzheyanqianbaifangdeneiyiduiquguiyongju，lianshangdebiaoqingkeweishibikuhainankan。
tamenyijingqihunanxia、qiongtumolule，ruozheiciyijiumeiyouquguichenggong，neitamenzheiqunsuoweidesamanfashishuobudingjiuhuibeidangchengpianziquzhuchugong，daoshihounengbunengbaozhuxingmingdounanshuo。
现下到底该怎么办？
songqingqiaojiuxiaoyingyingdezhanzaiyipang，momoqiaozheneiqunfashilianshangliuluchufenwaimangranyouweinandeshenqing，bianbuyoudexiangxiao。
啧啧——
naolezheimedadongjing，jiexialaijiugaizijishangchangle。
songqingqiaolvelvefulefuyifushangdezhezhou，bianjingzhizoulechuqu，yizhizoudaoleneigezhengzaizhunbeikaichangdefashishenpang，shenshouzuanzhuletashouzhongdefazhang。
“meiyongde，zuoyebushiyijingzhengmingguolema。”
neifashitingyanjuedebeiluolemianzi，yitaishoubianshuaikailesongqingqiao。
“nigexiaoyatoupianzidongshenme！lenggongdeyinqitaizhong，bixuduozuojicifashicainengjianxiao。”
suiranfashixinliyemeidi，danzaibierenmianqianquebuganliulusihaosongkoudejixiang，buranbujiuxiangdangyubianxiangchengrenzuodedoushiwuyonggonglema！
fashitaidushifenqiangying：“gunyipianqu！biedaraobenfashishifa。”
“biefeijingle，zheiguinigenbenjiubuhuiqu！”
songqingqiaozhizhefashidebizizhidiyousheng，kanqilaishifenxinshidandandemoyang。
neifashimianshangluchujifenxinxudebiaoqing，danzhuanshunjishi。
zheicitameiyoulijifanbosongqingqiaodehua，ershichaofengyixiao，chaozhewaitouyizhongweiguandegongnvtaijian，chaofengdeshuodao：
“bentianshizuoleshijiniandesamanfashi，quguodeguidadaxiaoxiaowushuge，nigehuangmaoyatoujingganxinkoucihuang！shuobenfashibuhuiqugui，nanbuchengnihui？”
fashimianlubiyi，duizhesongqingqiaodetaidushifenbuxie。
“shia，wohui，erqieyicijianxiao！”
songqingqiaolianshangdaizhedeyidexiao，shuodeshifenkending。
zhouweidunshipiaochuxiexuzhiyideshengyin。
“tajingranganshuozijihuiqugui？”
“deleba，kanshangquyidianyebuxiang！”
“renjiasamanfashihaodaizuolezheimeduoniandefashile，mingshengzaineilibaizheni！”
“duidui，haishixiangxinfashiba......”
songqingqiaolandelihuizheixiexianyansuiyu，zhuanerjixukanxiangneigesamanfashi。
“wodiezaiwomenlaojiaqiongzhouneikeshifeichangyoumingdequguidashi，heheyoumingdechongyuantianshijiushiwodiedetongmen，womenjiazaiqiongzhoushidaiyiquguimousheng，buguoyinweiwoshigenvwa，jichengbulaiwodiedeyibo，jialimeiluolecailaidaozheigonglimoutiaoshenglubale。”
songqingqiaojiligualadeshuowanzheimeyidaduanzhihou，neigesamanfashijingranhaizhenxiangbeitahuzhuleyiban，kantadeyanshenyebushigangcaineibanbuxie，fanerkaishirenzhendesikaoqiletadehua。
songqingqiaoxinlishifenyoudiandiqi，yebupatayousuohuaiyi。
qiongzhouqueshiduoshushi，xiangtamenzheixiesamanfashibuguanlaizihedi，kendingtingshuoguoqiongzhoudemingtou。
yuanshensongqingqiaodelaojiayequeshishizaiqiongzhou，buguotadiequezhishigejiaoshuxiansheng，bingqieyijiarenzaojiubandaojingchengjuzhule......
不过这不是重点。
tazheiyifanhuasanfenzhenqiqifenjia，shuodexiangmoxiangyang，yibanrentingledouhuixinshangjifen。
guoranzheigesamanfashizheihuierbiancouleguolai，didiwenleyiju：“guniangzhenyoubawo？”
“当然！”
samanfashiqiaozhesongqingqiaoxinshidandandemoyang，xinxiang：
fanzhengzheilantanzitayewujikeshile，daoburujiushuaijizheiguiyatou，jiusuanzuihouhaishibucheng，yeyouzheigeyatoudingzhe。
xiangdaozheili，samanfashibianlikehuanshanglekekeqiqidexiaolian。
“neiguniangshaodengpianke，rongbentianshiqutongbingyisheng。”
songqingqiaohaiweilaidejidiantouyingcheng，biantingjianshenhoubuyuanchuchuanlaiyisheng：
“不用了。”
taxunshengwangqu，zhengkandaogongmenkouneilizhanzhelianggeguangxianlianglideshenying，songqingqiaokanweishoudeneigegongnvyouxieyanshu，yuemoshihuanghouniangniangshenbiandedagongnvtingxue。
neiliangrenniaoniaoerzhi，zoudaolesongqingqiaoshenbian，chizhexiexuhuaiyidemuguangkanletaliangyan，xianrangangcaitashuodehua，zheilianggegongnvdoutingjianle。
“woshihuanghouniangniangdetieshengongnvtingxue，gangcaiwotingnineiyixihua，sihuhenyoubawo？”
“shide，wobaozhengyicijianxiao。”
“hao！neiwojiushimuyidai！ruozhendexiangnishuodezheiban，haochuziranshaobulenide，keruoshiganlangfeidajiadeshijian，zuochuqishangmanxiazhiju，woxiangninengmingbaihuiyoushenmehouguoba。”
songqingqiaodangranmingbaitingxuecijujishixiamawei，yeshijunlingzhuang，buguotahaizhenbuyongfangzaixinshang，yinweigenbenjiumeigui......
songqingqiaolangshengyingchenglexialai，jiezhebianrangneigelingtoudesamanfashidaizhetaneiyizhongdizituidaolepangbian，bazhongjianzheipiankongdiranglechulai。
songqingqiaozhuangmozuoyangdezouguoqu，zaijizhuopangzhanding，wanqilexiukou。
shunbianchuizhemouzi，daliangzhuozishangneixiefashiquguiyongdewushi。
tanzilimianzhuangdeyinggaishijiu，songqingqiaowendaoledandandejiujingdeweidao。
tanzibianshanghaifangzheyixiehuangfuhezhusha。
有了！
songqingqiaoyanguangyishan，limayoulezhuyi。
taduanqitanzichaozhewanzhongmanmandedaochuleyiwanfangzaizhuozizhongjian，ranhouyishouchihuangfu，lingyizhishoushenjinjiuli，shouzhishangjinmanlejiuye，ranhouzhanquzhusha，zaihuangfushangruguihuafuyibanhualeyidaoyouyidao。
yibianhuazuiliyibianzhenzhenyouci：
“tianlinglingdilingling，elingtuisan！”
“taishanglaojunjijirulvling！”
“玛尼玛尼哄！”
jibenshangbatacengzaidianshijulitingjianguodeneixieqiaoduandoushuoleyigebian，ranhoubaneihuangfufangzailazhushangyinhuodianran，shunshidiujinlehuopenli。
mole，shenshoudianleyixiaetouheliangbianjianbang，youyoudehanleyisheng：
“阿门”
yiqiejieshudetaiguocubujifang，zhongrencaigangchenjinjinqu，xinlideqidaogumozhehaimeinianwan，ranerquguiyijingjieshule。
samanfashicoushangqu，wendao：“zheijiuwanshile？”
“ngheng”，songqingqiaoliluodedianlediantou，wanshibaneigefashiladaoyipang。
“fangxin，gangcaihuangfushangmianhuadenaishiwomensongjiazuchuandequguifu，mingyuexiuzhifu。buguanshizenyangdexielingegui，zaitamianqiandouhuibeiyiyixiaochu。”
neifashiyiting，yanjingdoufaqileliangguang：“nengbunengjiaojiwoa。”
songqingqiaoguzuoshenmideyaoyaotou：“jiachuandebaobei，congbuwaichuan。”
zhihoubianyangqitouzoudaoletingxuegenqian，lvefushen：
“tingxuejiejiefangxin，eguiyijingbeiwoquchule，jintianwanshangdajiazhiguanhaoshengxiuxi，baoguanfengpinglangjing。”
jinguansongqingqiaoxinshidandandebaozheng，dandaduoshuhaishichihuaiyidetaidu，duoshaorenyejianbeihedeguojinbeizisuozaibeizili，gengyoushenzhe，buzhicongnalizhaolaijikuaipobu，saizhulezijideerduo，shengpazijizaitingjianneizhongqilidecanjiaosheng。
lenggongliandaizhehougongzhongrendoushizheimezhuizhuibuandeduguoleyiye，keyizhiaidaoletianliang，lenggongliqueshenmedongjingdoumeiyoufasheng。
quguichenggongle！dajiamianshangdouluchuqingsongdeshentai。
songqingqiaoquguidashidechenghao，yishijianmingshengdazao，chuanbianlezhengzuohuangcheng。
jiulianlenggongzongguankangminzhongyeyidazaoganlaibajiesongqingqiao，youshisongchide，youshihuilujinyin，rangtajianzhichengleyigexiangbobo。
“qingqiaojiejie，waimianyourenzhao。”
zheiyixiazikebudele，jiulianlenggongdefuguanshidoukaishijiaotajiejiele。
songqingqiaozouchudadian，kandaolaizhaozijiderenzhengshizuotiandeneigegongnvtingxue。
“青乔姑娘。”
tingzhezheigechenghuconghuanghoujinshendagongnvtingxuedekouzhonghanchu，haizhenrangsongqingqiaoxinlimeimeide。
“tingxuejiejiezhaowosuoweiheshi？”
“huanghouniangniangshunichulenggongle，suiwozouba！”