第3章
“a！zheigejiahuowoshoubulele！”
“tashimeichiguosuanlafenma？”
“woyanzhonghuaiyitayijingwangletazaicanjiajiemu！”
“jiemuzutaibuyanjinle！”
danmuyizhenmanma，ercikedeyefanyijiuzaixiangshouzhesuanlafen。
xianqianpandianlexitongdeqingkuangzhihou，yefanyeshisichuxianguang，dazhilejielebinzhoudedaoluxianzhihoucaitingxialai。
yishidue，suoxingmailesuanlafen。
dangran，yefankemeiyouwangjizijizaicanjiajiemu，gengjiameiyouwangjibaqianyidejiangjin！
zheimedayibishumu，ruoshinadaole，duitalaishuokeshiyongyoulebaqianyideduihuandianshu！
chiwansuanlafen，yefanzheicaikaolvqilai。
jiusuantameiyouxiaofei，danpingyikaozheiyibaikuaiyewufajianchiyigeyuede，suoyiqianqijieshengbingmeiyouduodayiyi。
xiangfan，zhaodaoheshidechulucaishizuizhengquedexuanze。
【ding！guoyunxitongfabu！】
【yourenpengci，suzhuqianwanghuajie，wanquanpufarenwu，kehuodemianfeiduihuanjihuiyici！】
zhengdangyefanxiangzhezenmexingdongshi，xitongganghaofaburenwu。
erqianfangjiedaoshang，yiliangjichierlaidejiaochemengrantingxia，zaichetouqianfangqueshidaoxialeyigelaotou，qielaotouhaidashengjiaohanqilai。
cheshang，zouxiayigeshenzheduanqun，yitouwuheizhangfademeinv，yishunjianjiuxiyinlezhouweirendeguanzhu。
tongshi，yerangzhibojiandeguanzhongmenshunjianxingfenqilai！
yefanqishenshangqian，suoyouguanzhongdeyanjingyeshijinjingensui。
“zheixiaozihaizhenshizhangwoleliuliangmimaa？”
“zailujiemudoubuwangjicourenao？guorankanxishirenleitianxing！”
danmutucaoguitucao，kehaishiyigegejingranyouxudeshuachuledadadadadeziyang。
“车祸”现场。
meinvshangqiankanzhedishangdelaoren，lianshangyiliandanyou。
“laoxiansheng，ni....nimeishiba？wowomeipengshangniba？”
zheimeinvyikaikoujiuzhijiejiangzerenlanzailezijidehuaili，shubuzhizhenghaoluorulelaotoudequantaodangzhong。
qiaozheduifangshigenvren，haiyifujiaodidideyangzi。
yikanjiushineizhonghaoqifudezhuer。
zheixiakeshinengzhuandaqianle！
“aiyou...aiyou..ni..nizhuangshanglewodetui...”
“bujigeersanshiwan..ni..nijiudengzhechiguansiba。”
laotouwuzhejiaoyizhenjiaohuan，redepangrenyigegezhumuguolai。
meinvyitingzheihuadunshizhouqimeitou，shangqianyikan，quejianlaotoudetuishanghaowuxuezi，shenzhimeiyousihaobeizhuangdejixiang。
kandechuduifangshieqiande，kezheiyangyouyigelaotouchengxinshualaidehua，yishibanhuierbiranshibuhuifangguoziji。
yixiangdaozijihaiyoujishieryaochuli，meinvyezhihaorennaixialai。
“ersanshiwan？woxianzaimeiyouzheimeduoxianjin，zhiyouyiqianxianjin，niyaoma？”
meinvshuozhe，haobuyouyidetaochuqianlai。
cikeyefanyiranshangqian，zhibojiandeguanzhongmenkanzhe，yigegezhihushaniu！
“zheiyangdeshaniuwozenmejiuyubudaoni？”
“jiushia！haiyou，yefandeshijiaozenmebuwangshangdongyixiaa！”
“laoshidingzhelaotouganma？”
“haiyiweitazhangwoliuliangmimani！”
zhibojianbaoyuandeyou，kanxideyou，erxianchangyeshiruci。
kanchushipengci，kequesheiyenazheigelaotoumeiyoubanfa。
“yiqian？nikaizheigehaodeche，jiuzhiyouyiqian？nishidangwolaotouzihaoqipianma？”
“buxing，meiyouershiwan！nixiuxiangzou！”
laotoupieleyiyan，jingshiwanquankanbushangzheiyiqiankuai！
可见胃口之大！
cike，jiemujieshuoxishang。
yingfengkanzhezheiyangdejumian，zuijiaoweiweishangyang：“meixiangdaozaibinzhouzheiyangyigeduoguoyuansudechengshili，guiguodejuminhainengyoucishengcaizhidao，shizaishirangwopeifua。”
“buguo，binzhounaishizaiwodongfangshenguodeguanzhixia，zheiyangdeqingkuangkebuhao。”
yingfengzheiyishuo，qiangsendunshimanlianganga。
yinwei，zheipengcidelaotoubingfeishidongfangshenguodejumin，ershitamenguojiaderen。
yingfengzheiyishuo，guanzhongdanmushunjianjiuzhaliele！
zheiyixiazheikuayueguodudeditupaojiukaishihongzhaleqilai。
yefandegerenzhibojianneireduyeshifeizhang，shunjianyaguoleqiyujiushiduogexuanshou！
chengweilezheidangjiemudeshoushilv！
此刻，现场中。
laotoubuyiburao，biekanshigewaiguoren，zheizhongwenshuodequeshimaliu，taoluyeshiyongdeshenchen。
sanyanliangyujiuzhanzailedaodedezhigaodianshang。
shenmezunlaoaiyoudechuantongdoushuolechulai。
可是惊呆了众人。
meinvyemeixiangdaozheilaotourucinanchan，dunshixiumeijinzhou：“woyoujishi，xuyaoganshijianshizaimeiyouduodejini！niyaoshidaizheshuakajiwoyebujieyi，zhishiwozhendeyoujishi！”
meinvjielianshuozhe，qingxushangyijingxiandeyouxiejidong。
“no,no,no，neikebuxing！”
“bunachuershiwan，biexiangzou！”
“youbenshi，nijiucongwozheilaotouzideshenshangyaguoqu！”
laotouyiliandeliburaorendejiashi，hunranjiangduifangnanieleside。
pangrenkandeqifen，kelaotouqueyidianyebuzaihu。
yefankanzhe，dangjichaozhelaotousuotangdefangxiangzouguo。
zhishi，bufagangguo，yefandangjiyigeliangqiang，guyishuaidaozaidishang。
zheiyimu，dunshibazaichangderenkandaile。
guanzhongmenyeshiyilianmengbi。
zhijianyefanguzuochitongdejiashipaqishenlai。
“laotou，niguyibandaowo，shuaishanglewodetui，zheishierzenmesuan？”
cihuayichu，zaichangderendunshilengzhu。
guanzhongmenyeshiyizhenjinghu！
好家伙！
ganqingzheiyeshiqupengcide？
“shenme？laotouziwobandaoni？xiaohuozinikebiezhengyanshuoxiahua！”
“我都没碰到你！”
“你别血口喷人！”
laotoudangjifanbo，xinxiangzijiganzheiyixingduoshaonianle，hainengbeiniyigemaotouxiaozijiqiaozha？
raner，tazheihuachukouzhihou，huanlaidequeshiyefandelengxiao。
“shima？wokebuguan。”
“nijiushibandaowole，peiqian，buranwokejiubaojingle。”
“laotou，nibushiwodongfangshenguoderenba？womendongfangshenguozaifalvfangmiankeshishifenyangede。”
“niyaoshibupeiqian，wokejiuyaogaoniguyishanghaizuile！”
suizheyefanyifanxilihuayuchukou，zaichangdedongfangshenguojuminmenfenfenshuqidamuzhi！
zhibojiandeguanzhongmengengshikuangkou6666！
“haojiahuo！zheiyefanzhenyouliangbashuazia！”
“woturanjiuwangletaxianqianhualeshierkuaidecaozuole！”
“jiugaizheimezhilizheixiewailaiyoubushouguijudejiahuo！”
“rangtamenkankanwomendongfangshenguodeguijushiburongchufande！”
danmuyigegezhichizheyefan，jieshuoxishangdeyingfengyeshiraoyouxingqudedingzheyefan。
haowuyiwen，zheiyichangbaiyuanqiushengjiemudangzhong，yefandeyijuyidongyiranbeishouguanzhu。
meibanfa，benlaishigeqiushengjiemu，ketayishanglaijiushechidehuafeileshierkuai，chenggongyinqilesuoyourendezhuyi！
gengduoderenxiangzhidaozheigejiahuohainengbunengzhichengsantian！