第一章 心疼男人倒霉一辈子

diyizhangxintengnanrendaomeiyibeizi

zaifaxianhuaiyundeneitian,wozhonglesanqianwancaipiao。

sheizhihaoxiaoxicaifenxiangleyiban,taqueshuo“daleba。”

ranhoufajiwoyizhanghunliyaoqinghanshuo:“yaobujinwan,zuihouyici,1102fangjian,dengni。”

shanggeyue,xiangliansanniandenanyouchenghaoshuoyaojiwogenghaodeshenghuo,xuanzelechuguogongzuo。

jintian,yanyunbangfaxianwohuaiyunle。

yucitongshi,womaidecaipiaojuranzhonglesanqianwanjukuan!

woxunsunachushouji,xianggaosuta,nizaiyebuyongbazijimaidaoguowaiqule,womenkeyiguoshangwuyouwulvderizile!

woshenzhiyijingkaishixiang,yaohua800wanxianbatayizhixihuandeneigebieshumaixialai,ranhouzaijitamaiyiliangtayizhixihuandebaoshijiekayan,miyuequwomenyizhixiangqudemaerdaifu,zheimeduoqian,yidinggouwomenwanchengdesuoyoudemengxiang。

haoyoululuqueduiwoshuo:“nizheisanqianwankouleshuishaoleyidaban,shengxianeidianqiannidoujitahua?”

“womenzheizhongguanxi,ganmafenzheimeqingchu。”

“quannishenzhong,jiemei。”tayiziyidundao:“xintengnanrendaomeiyi!bei!zi!”

woshuo:“buhuide,tabushizheizhongren。”

sheizhidalianlaiderucizhikuai,“wohuaiyunle”sigezigangfachuqu,jiushoudaotadehuifu。

“打掉吧!”

wozhenjingdao:“nibushishuo,huaiyunlewomenjiulimajiehunma?”

tashuo:“nikezhenchun,neihuiwozhishibuxiangdaitaoeryi,nanrenshuodehuaniyexin,zaojiushuoguolewobushishenmehaoren,shinizijifeiyaosipilailianhewozaiyiqide。”

ganggangzaiyiqideshihou,chenghaochanhuibandishuo,tabushishenmehaoren,yinweizhiqianyudaoguohenduoren,danzhiyouhewozaiyiqi,tacaiganshoudaoshenmeshizhenai,yaoyongyuanhewozaiyiqi。

woyiweizheishitadeshenqinggaobai,yuanlaizheishitajizijidemiansijinpai,jiudengzhezheihuishuochulaijizijituozeni。

wojinjinwozhushouji,ganjuezijidetoudingxiangshizhangchuyiduilverduo,chengleyitouchetoucheweidechunlv。

danhaishiqianganzhuzhandoudeshou,nulipingfuzijidexinqinghuifudao:“zheijianshiwomenhaishiyaodangmianshuo,nishenmeshihouhuiguo?”

“huiguo?hahahahaha。”

tafaleyigedingweijiwo,yanshijiudian,jiuzaigebi,zouludouyaobuleshifenzhong,wojuranyizhibeimengzaiguli。

wozhijuedexueqishangyong,yiguxiongyongdeliliangcongxiongkoupenyongerchu,luluganjinfuwozuoxia,yizhiquanwolengjinglengjing。

wozhiwendao:“nizaizheijiudianzuoshenme?duowoma?hewozaiyiqirangnizheimeyouyalima?xuyaozhujiudianhuanjieyali?”

talengxiao:“nihaizhenbazijidanggejiaoerle,wozaizheilishichoubeihunli,mingtianwojiuyaojiehunle,huanyingcanjia,buguoyaolaidehua,jidesuifenzi,hahaha。”tajianzhi**daolingrenfazhi。

shuozhe,shuaijiwoyigedianziqingjian。

“wox,gounanren!”lulukanzheshouji,fenhendimadao。

erwo,siluzaoyitingzhi,naohailizeyizhipanxuanzhezheisannianwomenzaiyiqidekuaileshiguang。

nandaozheiyiqiedoushijiade?

erzheishi,shouji**zaicixiangqi,chenghaofalaixiaoxishuo:“yaobujinwan,zuihouyici,1102fangjian,dengni。”