第二章虐待渣男
wodeshouzhijiangyingzhandou，zheiyiqielaidetaikuai，jintiandemeiyigexiaoxidouxiangshizaizuomeng。
cancundelizhigaosuwobunenghelanrenjiuchan，yushiwodiankailiaotiankuang，zhunbeidianjishanchu，quebeiluluyibaanzhu。
“jiemei！bushiwoshuo，tazheidouyaojiehunle，nicaicainibeilvleduojiu？neigenvshengkenengyegenbenbuzhidaotashizheiyangderen，nijiuzheimefangguota，niheneigenvshengzuoweibeihaizheyaochengshouzuichadejieguo，yigebeizhananshanghai，yigegenzhananjiehun，ertashenmeyingxiangdoumeiyou。”
dui，meicuo，woqimawoyaorangtaxianzaideweihunqikankan，zheishiyigezenyangdezhanan。
“neiwogaizenmebana？”wowenta。
luluzhangshuyikouqi，qingxingwozhongyuxiangkaile。
“zanxianxiangxiangbei。”tashuo：“xinghaonihaimeijitahuaqian，wojiugennishuoma，jinanrenhuaqiandaomeiyibeizi。”
wotanlekouqi，wunaidao：“guoranshizhenli。”
woliangtaolunlezhengzhengsangexiaoshi，juedingzhinengqingchuhuoyanxuezhang。
huoyanshiluludefaxiao，yeshiwomendexiaoyou，weirenwenweneryadetongshiyoushifenyouzhengyigan，yinweizongzaiyiqiwan，womensangebianshuleqilai，biyezhihoutajiujichengjiaye，chengleyanshijiudiandelaoban。
dianhuajietongzhihou，luluyitongfengkuangshuchu，jiangchenghaodesuozuosuoweiruzhutongdaodouziyibanshuolegeganjing，duimiandehuoyanchenmoxujiu，qingshengmaleyiju：“chusheng。”
woshuo：“yange，jinwanyaoqingnibanggemang。”
“meiwenti。”duifanghaobuyouyudidadao。
yushi，woyouzaicidakaineigeshuxideliaotiankuang，huifudao：“hao，wanshangjian。”
yewanshidian，daoleyuedingdeshijian。
wochuanshangzuipiaoliangdequnzi，hualezuijingzhidezhuangronglaijianta，jidianwosannianweilegoudeqingchun。
boguanglinlindeshanpianbaoguo，chaoduandezhangduzaishenshangrangrenshizhanbukai，zouludouyaoxiaoxinyiyi，wozhiqianzongbuyuanyichuanzheiyangdeyifu，juedelapifu，erjintian，tachenglewozuijianyingdezhanpao。
qiaokaimen，tajingyandeyanshenrangwoqingxingzijidexuanze，tayibajiangwolajinmen，xiemeidegouleyixiazuijiaoshuodao：“wojiushuonishihezheiyangdeyifu，yiqianzongshibuyuanyichuanjiwokan，zheicizhongyuchuanshangle，guoranhenxinggan。”
shuozhe，jiutiexianglewodelian。
kanzhetadelian，wobennengdejuedeexin，biexiangleyibian。
tafanudao：“zhuangshenmea？youbushimeishuiguo。”
shuozhe，zhongxinyouyaowenshanglai。
woyibatuikaita，qiangrenzheexin，duitashuo：“jintianwochuandezheimehaokan，haishiwomendezuihouyici，nijiuxiangzheimeputongdejieshuma？”
takanzhewodelian，turankaishiwanweiyixiaodao：“yiqianmeifaxiannizheimeyouqquni？neinixiangzenmewan？”
wonachushoushangtidedaizi：“nixianquxigezao，bazheitaoyifuhuanshang。”
tanaguodaizi，youleyimiaoyouyi。
wojiazhuangsajiaoshuo：“zuihouyici，womenjinxingyidian，bayiqianbuganzuodeshidouzuolebuhaoma？”
takanleyiyandaizilidehongsetaozhuang，qiguaidekanzhewo：“zheigeyibanbudoushinvshengchuandeme？”
woshuo：“wohaiyougengzhongyaodeshiyaozuo，danshixuyaoyidianshijianzhunbei，niquxigezaohuanshangyifu，woxiangxinniyidinghuijiandaozheibeizizuidadejingxi。
tadeyanshenlihaishiyouyi，kanwoshifenjianding，zhongyusongkoudao：“haoba，neiwoquxizaole，nidengdengwo。”
我立刻微笑点头。