第1章以为是在做梦
yeluomimihuhudezhengkaileyanjing，jingdexiabachadiandiaoxialai，gangyishuaiqidelianyingruyanlian。
什么情况？
“yeluo！niganjinjiwogun！”nanrenfenlidedihou。
yeluolengleyixia，ranhouwanlewanyanjing：“shuaige，youmeiyourenshuoguonideshengyinhenhaoting？
nanrenmiansebengjin，shenshouxiangyaotuikaiyeluo，keyeluoyanjishoukuaimashangjiuanzhulenanrendejianbang。
【di！suzhuwanchengqihepipeirenwu，quannengtaobaokongjianbangdingchenggong，xianzaifasongsuijidalibao。di！dalibaoyicunrusuzhukongjian，suzhukeyongyishichakan，suzhukeyi......】
jinpilijindeyeluoganjueyougedianziyinzaizijinaodailiyizhixiang，chaodetanaorenzhiteng。
jiufennudao：“youwanmeiwan，zhenfan！”
yuanlaimeimengyeyoubuwanmeidedifanga......
dengyeluoyijuexinglaideshihouzhenggerendoubuhaole，yinweitafaxianzijibuzairouruandechuangshang，ershizaiyingbangbangdetukangshang，ertashenbiantangzhedezhengshi“meng”zhongbeitafeilideshuaige。
zenmehuishi？taxianzaihaizaimengli？
gangzheimexiangzhe，yigumoshengdejiyikuaisuyongrunaohai，jinjiezhetazhenggerendoubengkuile。
bushimeng！shitachuanyuele！
tachuanchenglejiakongwangchaoliyigehezijitongmingtongxingdenongfu，erqiehaishiyigerenrenhandadeqipa。
yuanzhujianlanchanhua、buzhixiuchi、tanmuxurong，jiyouqianrenzuoqieyizhishitademengxiang，kequeyinchayangcuodejialecunlideguanfulinyu。
yuanzhujialelinyuzhihouxinyoubugan，tiantianzaicunlihuangyou，duicunlidexiucaigengshigougoudada，zuoqiledangguantaitaidemeimeng。
yankanzhezheixiucaigoudadechabuduole，yuanzhujiuxiangshengmizhuchengshufan，youzhengqiaolinyuqianjirishangshandalieshoulezhongshang，bianshiyoulechengshideshiji。
suoyitazhunbeihaolechun/yaoxiangzhaojihuirangxiucaijiufan，quebuxiangyigemeinonghaozijizhonglezhao，shenbianyouzhiyoulinyu，ranhoujiu......
等一下！
linyushouzhongshangle，tahaibarenjiajifeilile？
xiangdaozheiyeluoyijingshiwudizirongle，takuaisukanxianglinyu，jiantaliansehuibaixinli“gedeng”yisheng。
伤！先看看伤！
yeluoganjinxiankaibeizi，xiongtangshangzhengningdeshangkouheranyingruyanlian。