第2章怒打泼妇
“feilirenjiadeshihoushixialema？zheimeyanzhongdeshangjingrandoumeikanjian。”
yeluo“zuomeng”deshihouyouduofangsi，xianzaijiuyouduohouhui，waifandepirouhongzhonghuanong，xiangshizaikongsuzhetadezuixingyiyang。
erqiezuiyaomingdeshi，linyuxianzaizhengfazhegaoshao，ruguozaizheimefangrenbuguan，pashiyaoyimingwuhule。
可是......
yeluodaliangzhe“yipinruxi”dewuzi，zaifankanleyixiayuanzhudejiyi，jingzhideliandunshikualexialai。
jialiyiwenqiandoumeiyou，tanashaqingdafu？
【di，suijidalibaoyijingcunfangzhisuzhukongjian，qingsuzhuchakanbingqueren。】
yeluoyanjingyiliang：chakan！
duia，ruguofeilishuaigebushimengneiquannengtaobaokongjianjiuyebushimenga，kuaikankanlimianyoushahaodongxi，shuobudingyoujinyinzhubaoni。
dengyeluojinrukongjianzhihou，faxiansuoweidesuijidalibaojiushiyixiewaishangjiyongyao、jibaopaomianhaiyouyixiemimianliangyoudeshichizhuang，shengxiadejiudoushimeitaidayongchudexiaowanyile。
buguojiuzheidiandongxiyeshigouyeluojingshenzhenfendele，tamashangbaneixiewaishangyaonalechulai，duizhelinyudeshangkoujiushiyiduncaozuo，dengbanengyongdedouyongshanglezhihoucaishaoshaodesonglekouqi。
“yeluo，nijiadelianggexiaozaiziwojinisonghuilaile，pei，zhengoubuyaoliande，zijitiantianchuqugouhanzi，ranhourangnijiayezhongzaiwojiabaichibaihe，yeluonigexiaosaohulinichulai，zanliangjintianhaohaoshuodaoshuodao！”
bukanruerdezhoumarangyeluomengdexiangdaolinyuhaiyouyishuangernvni，lianggexiaojiahuoshiyiduilongfengtaijinniancaiwusui，yuanzhuduilinyudoubudaijianduilianggehaizijiugengshirucile。
zaiyuanzhudamalejicihaizizhihou，linyudedasaozhangshijiuzhudongqingying，shuoshiyaobangmangdaihaizi，dantongshiyeshuojialibufuyu，xuyaolinyushichangtiebuxieyewei。
linyuweileburanghaizishouzuibianshidayinglexialai，tadalieshiyibahaoshou，zheichangjiaoyijiuyeyizhizaiwendingdeweichizhe。
keshixianzailinyushoulezhongshangjiumeiyouyeweijizhangshile，zhangshijiuyefanlianle。
“yeluonijilaonianggunchulai，wowennizanmenzheibizhangzenmesuan？nijiayezhongzaiwojiabaichilezheimeduotian，nixiangjiuzheimesuanle？wogaosuni，nikuaijiwonaqianlai！”
yeluocongyuanzhudejiyizhonghuishen，ningzheliumeichulewu，muguangluozailianggehaizishenshangdunshiqibudayichulai。
lianggehaizishoushouxiaoxiaoyikanjiushitiantianchibubaofan，zheihaibushuo，kanzhehaizangxixide，hejieshangdexiaoqigaimeishenmeliangyang。
erxianzailianggehaizizhengyongqingchedeyanjingdanqiedekanzheta，limiandaizheduitadekongjuheqiujiu。
zheiyidingshizaoshoulehenyanzhongdenvedai，caihuijixiwangyucengjingshanghaiguotamendeemo。
yeluodexinyizhencitong，guanyutatongnianhuiandejiyibeishunjianjihuo，kanzhezhangshidemuguangbiandewubidelenglie。
zhangshibeikandeyouxiexinjing：“ni，nishenmeyisia？nizhidaozheilianggexiaozazhongduonengchima？wogaosuni......”
“闭上你的臭嘴！”
yeluoheduanlezhangshi，bengzhexiaolian：“wojiahaizibaipangbaipangdesongdaonimenjia，xianzaiheishouheishoudewohaimeizhaonisuanzhangni，nizenmehaiyoulianshuodexiangzijichikuileyiyang？”
“aiya，nigexiaosaohuli，wokannishipiyangle，nixinbuxinwosilannidezui？”zhangshiqiayaojiaoxiaodao：“nongdehaoxiangnixinduoshanyiyang，nixinshanzenmebazheilianggexiaozazhongsongwo......”
啪！
yeluoduizhezhangshidelianjiushiyibazhang，ranhouchenzhezhangshilengshendeshihouzhuazhuleduifangdetoufa，jinjiezheyoushiyibazhang。
“a！nijingrangandawo！wohenipinle！”