第3章 煮泡面吃

第3章煮泡面吃

zhangshijianjiaozhexiangyaofanji,kenaihetadetoufabeiyeluozuandesiside,meidongyixiatoupijiubeichedeshengteng,jiuyezhiyouaidadefenle。

“a!yeluonisongkaiwo!nige**!”tazhoumadao。

yeluoduizhezhangshidelianyoushihenhendeyibazhang:“nicaishi**!nimenquanjiadoushi**!linyumeishaojinimenjiadongxi,nimenkaozhewojiahaizidayudarou、chixianghela,ranhouhaizuojiantamen,niyaobuyaolian?”

“yeluonisongkaiwo!zenme?nihaixiangbawowangsilida?”zhangshijiusuanyizhibeiyazhi,haishichezhebozijiaoxiao:“niyounengnaijiudasiwo,zhiyaonidabusiwo,wojiuzhaocunzhangshuoliqu,wokantahairangburangnizaizanlihuacundaile!”

“wojiubaniwangsilidale,zenmezheba!”

yeluohuasuiranshizheimeshuo,queyonglidebazhangshishuailechuqu,bijingzhenbarendahuailedepeiqian,erxianzaijialimeiqian。

keruguozhangshizhendequzhaocunzhangdehua,jiuyuanzhuneipinxingzhenshirenrendeerzhuzhi,jiusuanzhanliyetaobudaodabianyi。

zheimeyixiang,talenghengyisheng:“qu!nixianzaijiuquzhaocunzhangqu!rangcunzhangkankanwojiazheilianggekeliandehaizizheihaiyougerenyangma?dangchulinyuwangnijiayitangtangdesonghaodongxicunliderendoukanjianle,wodaoshiyaokankandajiachuobuchuonidejilianggu!”

zhangshiyitingzheihuamuguangshanshuobuting,bianyezhinengrenxiaxinlideeqi,quandangzijibaiaidundale。

taehenhendetulekoutuomo:“xiaosaohulinibiedeyi,nikanwoyihouzenmeshoushini。”

shuowanzheihua,zhangshijiuqichongchongdelikaile。

jianzhangshizoule,lianggenaiwawaxianshimanlianxiyue,keshizhuanshunzhijianjiudoubianlelian。

“bing,bingzimeiji......gegee,gegemiaomiaoe,wuwuwu......”

“miaomiaoguai,gegequzhaotayaoqu,gegebupata!”

yeluojianzhuangyoushizhenzhenxinsuan,taganmangdunxiashenquanfuyanleiwangwangdemiaomiao,keshougangshenchuqujiujianmiaomiaojinzhangdesuolesuobozi,yeluozhidaozheishizhangqizaoshounvedaizaochengdetiaojianfanshe。

tawenroudemolemomiaomiaodetou:“miaomiaoguai,miaomiaobupa,wobudani,woyihoudoubuhuini,nieleshima?guai,zanmenbuku,wozheijiujinizuohaochidequ。”

“zhen,zhende?”miaomiaobukezhixindekanzheyeluo,budenghuidajiuzhongzhongdediantou:“hao!”

jintiandeniangqinzhenhao,zhenwenrou,yaoshiniangqinmeitiandouzheiyanggaiduohaoa。

yibiandezhuangzhuangkebujuedeyeluoyouzheimehaoxin,taxiaoxinyiyidewen:“xubuxuyaowomenzuohuo?miaomiaoelerangtaxiezhehaobuhao,youshenmehuowodounenggan,wokenengganhuole。”

“buxuyao,nidaizhemeimeihuiwuqu。”yeluoyemolemozhuangzhuangdetou:“woxianzaijiujinimenzuohaochidequ!”

yeluoshuowanbianshijinlechufang,ranhoukanzhe“ganganjingjing”dechufangyukuwulei。

穷!

太穷了!

jiuzheitiaojian,gujihaozilailedoushikuzhezoude,suoyitashangnanongchidequa......

duile!kongjianliyoupaomian!

zheigequannengtaobaokongjianlidepaomianzhuchulai,bushiwanwanququde,ershihezijigandemiantiaoyiyang,tangbaogengshixiangdeyeluobianzhubianliukoushui。

wulidemiaomiaohezhuangzhuanggengshibeixiangdezuobuzhu,kejiusuanzheiyang,dangyeluobazhupaomianduanshanglaibaizaitamenmianqian,tamenyechichibudongkuai,zhishiqieshengshengdekanzheyeluo。

“bushielema?zenmebuchi?”yeluobumingsuoyi。