第3章煮泡面吃
zhangshijianjiaozhexiangyaofanji,kenaihetadetoufabeiyeluozuandesiside,meidongyixiatoupijiubeichedeshengteng,jiuyezhiyouaidadefenle。
“a!yeluonisongkaiwo!nige**!”tazhoumadao。
yeluoduizhezhangshidelianyoushihenhendeyibazhang:“nicaishi**!nimenquanjiadoushi**!linyumeishaojinimenjiadongxi,nimenkaozhewojiahaizidayudarou、chixianghela,ranhouhaizuojiantamen,niyaobuyaolian?”
“yeluonisongkaiwo!zenme?nihaixiangbawowangsilida?”zhangshijiusuanyizhibeiyazhi,haishichezhebozijiaoxiao:“niyounengnaijiudasiwo,zhiyaonidabusiwo,wojiuzhaocunzhangshuoliqu,wokantahairangburangnizaizanlihuacundaile!”
“wojiubaniwangsilidale,zenmezheba!”
yeluohuasuiranshizheimeshuo,queyonglidebazhangshishuailechuqu,bijingzhenbarendahuailedepeiqian,erxianzaijialimeiqian。
keruguozhangshizhendequzhaocunzhangdehua,jiuyuanzhuneipinxingzhenshirenrendeerzhuzhi,jiusuanzhanliyetaobudaodabianyi。
zheimeyixiang,talenghengyisheng:“qu!nixianzaijiuquzhaocunzhangqu!rangcunzhangkankanwojiazheilianggekeliandehaizizheihaiyougerenyangma?dangchulinyuwangnijiayitangtangdesonghaodongxicunliderendoukanjianle,wodaoshiyaokankandajiachuobuchuonidejilianggu!”
zhangshiyitingzheihuamuguangshanshuobuting,bianyezhinengrenxiaxinlideeqi,quandangzijibaiaidundale。
taehenhendetulekoutuomo:“xiaosaohulinibiedeyi,nikanwoyihouzenmeshoushini。”
shuowanzheihua,zhangshijiuqichongchongdelikaile。
jianzhangshizoule,lianggenaiwawaxianshimanlianxiyue,keshizhuanshunzhijianjiudoubianlelian。
“bing,bingzimeiji......gegee,gegemiaomiaoe,wuwuwu......”
“miaomiaoguai,gegequzhaotayaoqu,gegebupata!”
yeluojianzhuangyoushizhenzhenxinsuan,taganmangdunxiashenquanfuyanleiwangwangdemiaomiao,keshougangshenchuqujiujianmiaomiaojinzhangdesuolesuobozi,yeluozhidaozheishizhangqizaoshounvedaizaochengdetiaojianfanshe。
tawenroudemolemomiaomiaodetou:“miaomiaoguai,miaomiaobupa,wobudani,woyihoudoubuhuini,nieleshima?guai,zanmenbuku,wozheijiujinizuohaochidequ。”
“zhen,zhende?”miaomiaobukezhixindekanzheyeluo,budenghuidajiuzhongzhongdediantou:“hao!”
jintiandeniangqinzhenhao,zhenwenrou,yaoshiniangqinmeitiandouzheiyanggaiduohaoa。
yibiandezhuangzhuangkebujuedeyeluoyouzheimehaoxin,taxiaoxinyiyidewen:“xubuxuyaowomenzuohuo?miaomiaoelerangtaxiezhehaobuhao,youshenmehuowodounenggan,wokenengganhuole。”
“buxuyao,nidaizhemeimeihuiwuqu。”yeluoyemolemozhuangzhuangdetou:“woxianzaijiujinimenzuohaochidequ!”
yeluoshuowanbianshijinlechufang,ranhoukanzhe“ganganjingjing”dechufangyukuwulei。
穷!
太穷了!
jiuzheitiaojian,gujihaozilailedoushikuzhezoude,suoyitashangnanongchidequa......
duile!kongjianliyoupaomian!
zheigequannengtaobaokongjianlidepaomianzhuchulai,bushiwanwanququde,ershihezijigandemiantiaoyiyang,tangbaogengshixiangdeyeluobianzhubianliukoushui。
wulidemiaomiaohezhuangzhuanggengshibeixiangdezuobuzhu,kejiusuanzheiyang,dangyeluobazhupaomianduanshanglaibaizaitamenmianqian,tamenyechichibudongkuai,zhishiqieshengshengdekanzheyeluo。
“bushielema?zenmebuchi?”yeluobumingsuoyi。