xiawushifen，yigepobaidexiaoyuanzizhongyuhuanranyixin，siruyunyeleideshangqibujiexiaqi。
zhengsisuozhewanshangyaochisanmingzhihaishichipaomianshi，menwaichuanlailegaokangdenangaoyin。
“老娘，老娘！”
yigepifuyouheidezhongniannanrenchuangru，zuoshouyizhiji，youshouyizhiya，bozishanghaiguazhelianggemidaizi，lianshangduimanlexingfen。
siruyundaliangzheigeyinxianglidebianyierzi，mingjiaosongtian，shishiyaowenniang，shizushideyuxiaomabaonan，yiqianyizhizaiduchangdangdashou，yangchengbaolijiejuewentidehuaixiguan。
genyuanzhuyiyang，doushiershiduosuicaichengqinshengzi，yizhiyusongbaobaosongmianmianrujincaijisui，siruyunzheigedangnaidejiuyijingwushiduosuile。
zaitadeshenhou，haituozheyigezhupai，shangtoutangzheyigezhongshangdeqingnian，kannianjiyaobisongtianxiaojisui，rongmaojunlang，shencaiqizhang，shiyuanzhujiyilimeiyouderenwu。
“laoniang，nikanwojinidaileshenmehaodongxi！”songtianjiangshoulidedongxiyiyixuanyao。
ranhoucaizoudaoqingnianpangbian，“laoniang，zheishiwojinimaidenanren，wojinijianchaguole，youdayouzhang。”
？？？
啥大啥长？？
siruyunjingdemudengkoudai，lianlianhoutui。
“nijiwomainanrenganma？woyigewushisuidelaotaipo，woyaonanrenganma？”
haitemeyoudayouzhang！yebupabatazheilaoyuleisi。
songtianmihuweiqu，“bushilaoniangniyizhishuotaigudule，xiangyaogenanrenma？”
“wo……”siruyunxiangsi，yuanzhujingranhaishigelaosepei，“woyiqianhushuobadaode，niganjinbarentuihuiqu。”
“tuibuhuiqu，renyazizaojiuzoule。”
songtianhuixiangqimainanrendexijie，dangshitazhengwangtaoergougan，bandaoshangyudaoleyayunderenyazi，yiyanjiuxiangzhongle“huowu”zhongzuihaokandenanren。
meixiangdaolaoniangjingranbuxihuan。
songtianyuexiangyueqi，taijiaojiuwangqingniandedatuishangchuai，cailiangxiajiujianxueyeshenchu，zheikebayiwuziderendouheshale。
siruyunzheicaizhuyidaoqingnianwailudepifushangyoubushaoyuqing。
“nigaibuhuishiyilushangdouzoutawanba？”
“meiyoua，wozhijitaguanleyapojidemiyao，zheishijilaoniangmaidenanren，wonalishedewangtashentishangzou。”
zheihaishisongtiandiyiciwangnanrenshenshangdongquanjiaoni。
yankanzhexueyeyuelaiyueduo，siruyunpanaochurenming，zhaohusongtianganjinbarennonghuiwuli。
jiekaiqingniandeyishan，faxiantashenshangchuleyuqingwai，haiyoudadaxiaoxiaogezhongweiyuhedeshangkou，tebieshidatuishang，jingyouyidaoshouzhizhangdedaokou！
songtianqidezachuang：“kao，neizeipozijingranpianwo，jilewozheimegecanhuo！”
“xinglenicaihuilai，xianqukankanniernvhexifuba。”
siruyunxiangqiganggangqianzheernvzaiyuanzilibuganshuohua，shengparenusongtiandezhaoshimuzisanren，gengjuedebianyierzishigedazhananle。
songtianchuqu，siruyunmolebananrenguntangdeshenti，xinlijiaolvdebuxing。
haoburongyicaiandunxialai，takebuxiangzhennaochurenming，taoergoulidoushinanmin，zhaodafushibukenengle。
tacongpinxixigoumaiyiyaoyongpin。
【ding，jiesuanshibai，nindeyinxingkayibeizhuxiao，qingjishichuli。】
siruyunshale，tadeyinxingkazenmejiuzhuxiaole？nandaotadeyichanzhenbeijichengle？
“水……”
qingnianhurantongkuchuanqi，mengyizhezheyaoheshui。
siruyunzhongxindakaipinxixi，jiangzhiqianyigoumaiquemeiquerenshouhuodejijiandongxituihuo，tuikuanxuanzefanhaidaopinxixiqianbao，zaiyongqianbaoyuegoumaiyiyaoyongpin。
naheibujiangnanrendeyanjingmengshang，bimiantahuranxinglaihuikanjiantayongqiguaidedongxibangtazhiliao。
weixiaoyanyao，qingxishangkou，xiaodushangyao，mangwanyiqiehou，chufangyijingchuanlailepaomiandexiangwei。
“老娘，吃饭了。”
siruyunyingshengchumen，jiujianyuanzizhongjianbaileyizhangcanpodezhuozi，zhaoshizhengzaiyongxiaoshitoujiangzhuozidianpingzheng。
songtianzexianggedayeyiyangzuozaidengzishangchongretengtengdepaomianliukoushui。
songbaobaoguaiqiaozhanzaiyice，songmianmianzeyirujiwangduozaizhaoshishenhou，xianggexiaoweibayiyanggenzhezhuanyou。
“ai。”maitaishimaitailedian，jiangjiuzheguoba。
siruyunzuoxia，zhaoshijiujiangpaomianlaodaoxiaowanlidijisiruyun，tazegenqitarenyiqipengzheganbabademianbing，zhanzhepaomianshuichi。
“你们不吃面？”
songtianyanleyankoushui，“xifushuozheidongxizhishengsandaile，haishiliuzhejilaoniangchiba。”
siruyunbenxiangshuotaduodeshi，zhuanerjiuxiangdaotaxianzaiyijingbushixiaofupo，ershiyigebeizhuxiaoleyinxingka，zhinengzuochishankongdelaotaipole。
yushiwen，“nibushiquzhaonigufujieqianlema？tameijie？”
“jielewowushiliang，womaileliangdaimianhejiya，qiyudequanjinimainanrenle。”
“呃……”
败家玩意！
“meishideniang，wohuitouzaiquzhaogufujie。”
“zhenbanigufudangyuandatoua？”
“neiwobaneinanrenmaidiao？”songtianshitanxingwen，zhiqianlaoniangshuotabuxiangyaonanren，kegangganglaoniangyouzaiwuliduinanrenluanmo。
他实在捉摸不透啊。
siruyunzhoumei，“rendoushangchengzheiyangle，mailaimaiqude，nixiangnongsitama？”
haodaiyijingyongletadeyao，ruguonengjiuhuo，hainengdanggezhuangdingyong。
zhishimaimairenkoushibushiyesuanzuonie？
tazheibianyierzishixiaoshunle，tayihoukeyoudepinmingjidexingshanquhaiquedezhaile……
“听娘的。”
songtianhuangran，laoniangguoranhaishixiangyaonanrende！
zhaoshiruoruodao：“meishide，wokeyidaihaiziqushanliwayecai。”
“ng，woyekeyiqushanlidalie，laoniangnifangxin，erzijueduibuhuirangniaiede。”
songbaobaotingbushendong，zhidangshinaichixiangxiangdemiantiaohaibugoutianbaoduzi，yushijiangbingdiguolai。
“奶，你吃。”
“guai。”siruyunxinruanmolemoxiaodoudingnaodai，haobuyouyujieguomianbing。
zhengyaobazijidepaomiandiguoqu，jiujiansongbaobaoliangyanguazheyingyingleishui，yifubeiqianglebaobeidekelianmoyang。
siruyunkanlekanmianbing，youkanlekansongbaobaoneihaimeisuohuiqudeshou。
bushinijiwodema？zenmegaodehaoxiangwoqiangdeyiyang！
这不是逼我缺德么！
jiangpaomiantuiguoqu，“nimenjigeyiqifenleba，songtian，nishidananren，buzhungennixifuheernvqiang。”
“laoniang，nibuchima？”
“我还不饿。”
“neilaoniangnishenmeshihouele，generxishuo，erxijinizhu。”
siruyunhuilehuishou，jinwu。
xiangyaojide，tarenzhongdaoyuan，danshixiangyaoduijiarenhaodehua，tabixudexianyouqiana。
kanzhebingchuangshanggenzijitongyangeduzideqingnian。
tatanlekouqi，momojiangweishouhuodesuoyouwupintuihuo，qianbaoyueshunjianbianchengsanwansanqianyibaiba。
goumaiyibaoyingernaifen，yongzengsongdeyingernaipingzhuanghaosaijinnanrenzuili。
“饿了就自己吸。”
zijizetoutouchibabaozhou，shunbianyanjiuyixiatazheigepinxixixitong，kankannengbunengxiangbanfanongqian。
zuihousuodingweiyichulu：shenqingdianpu，bianmaizheigechaodaidedongxi。
siruyunhuanguyiquan，wuneiquanshifuxiudemubanhepobaidewaguan，liangenengdanggudongdedoumeiyou！
suanle，bawentiliujimingtian，jintianjiuxianxiezheba。
tadalegedipu，daotoujiushui。