“hexi！kuaixiezheba！nimeimeilaijinisongchidele！”
linyouyumeiyoubangmang，xiaoxiaodelihuierjiangyigechenjiudemuhekuazaileshoubeishang，zouqilailveweiyouxiechili。
linyouyuefangmanlejiaobudengzhehuieryiqizou，pingrili，huiershizuibuwenzhongdeneige，yecongweiruciquguanxintadegege。
yigexiaorenerzongshizhangyawuzhuademianduiquanshijie，riridanxinzijihuibeidagesangeqifulequ。
“niang！huier！nimenzenmelaile！”
lihexigaoxingdefangxialeshouzhongdenongju，mangpaoleliangbuyingshanglai。
zheihaishidiyiciyoujialirenjitalihexisongfan，wangrilishiyoubajiudouhuizaizaoshangdaichidelai，ruoshiwanglejiuzhiyoueduzidefener。
xiangjintianyizaotajidezaofandoumeichi，benlaiyiweizhongwuyeyaoeduzile！
“二哥！给！”
lihuierxiaolianhongpupudejianglanzidishang，yebuzhidaoshixiudehaishileide，youyutaiguojidongzhouhaisachulaileyixie。
“niang！nimenbuyongjiwosongfande，wowanshanghuiquzaichijiuxing！”
lihexixinzhonghenshixinxi，quehaishiweiwantuiju，tashebudedimeizheibanmeirishoulei。
“nizheishishuodeshenmehua！banileikuale，zanmenyijiayihoukezenmeban！”
zaizheigenonggengshehui，shenqiangtizhuangdelihexiwuyijiushijialidedingliangzhu，wulunruhelinyouyudouhuibatadeshentiyanghao。
“xingle！nihaohaochifanba，huier，nizaizheierpeipeinigege，dengnigegechiwannijiubawankuaishoule，huijiarangnishengerjiebawankuaishuale，wanfanrangnisangezuo，nimenbuxutita。”
lihedongrujinhaisuanbushanglaoshi，jinerxiawulinyouyuzouletayidinghuitoujianshuahua，suoyilinyouyuteyiduihuierhaohaojiaodaileyifan。
shuowan，shuowan，linyouyuzhuanshenhuijia，beishanglegedazhuloujiuchufale。
zheizhulouxianqiandoushilixiuyongde，kankanzheizhuloujiunengmingbailixiujiujingshiyouduoqinlao。
jiyili，zheifujinyoutiaoxiaoxi，linyouyuyiluzouyilujianchaihuo，zhongyurangtazhaodaoleyigencuxiganghao，youzhangyouyingdemugun。
tafangxiabeilou，nachuzhunbeihaodedao，jiangmugunxuejian，zaishoushangbihualejixiahou，manyidepaodaolexiaoxili。
xiaoxideshuibushen，xiangduideyuyebuzenmeduo，buguobiqitaxiaoshihouneizhongbeigongyewuranguodexiaoxi，limiandeyukeyichengzhiweifeimeile。
helimeiyoufeiwu，linyouyukanzheqingchedexiaoxichadianmeirenzhuditouheyikou。
xiangxiangqianshizaishengwushulikanguodejishengchongtupian，linyouyuzhongjiushiannazhulexinlidechongdong。
linyouyupailepaizijidelian，zhigougoudedingzhexiaoxi，meiyifenyimiaodoubukenfangguo。
xiaoxili，yiqiedongxidouqingxikejian，linyouyuguangzhejiaobuganyoudadongzuo，lianhuxidoushifenxiaoxin。
第一下！没中！
linyouyuaonaodezalezatou，taijiumeichayule，shouganshangshichalexie。
linyouyupingqiningshendejixudengdai，chayuxuyaonaixin，ruguobushilinyouyuyoushijiuganguozheishier，kongpaxianzaiyeweibinengjianchidexialai。
第二下！中了！
linyouyujiangchazheyudemugungaogaojuqi，yuhaishouzheshenjingdequshiwuyishidechoudongzhe。
yixieshuibeipaidaolelinyouyudelianshang，jizhongdexingweicongshuidilichuanlai，linyouyuquesihaobunao。
zheikeshimeiweideyua！zheiliangtiantakeshiliandianerroumodoumeichidao！
趁热打铁！
linyouyuchazheyuhuanhuanxixideshanglean，jiangyufangjinzhuloulizhihoujiulikeyoupaohuilexiaoxizhong。
linyouyudeshenjingyouxingfenyoujinbeng，manlianduizhexiaokanxiangxiaoxi，ruoshipingrilizheigebiaoqingdehua，dingranhuibeirendangchengchihan。
砰！砰！砰！
linyouyudunzaiyuandibangeshichen，jinglilesancishibaizhihou，zhongyushiyouchazhongleyitiaoyu。
zheitiaoyuyaobiganggangdeneitiaogengda，youlideweibazaikongzhongzhengzhabaidong，linyouyuxinxiangzheitiaoyidinghuigengjiahaochi。
“婶婶～”
linyouyurujinyijingyousishiduole，ruoshiyouxieshengdekuaiderenjia，douyijingshizuonainaiderenle，yinweixiaohaiziyibanjianletadoukaishijiaonainaile。
rujinzheibeixiaohaizijiaodididehanleyishengshenshen，linyouyuganjuehenshibieniu。
zhuanshenquxunzhaoshengyindelaiyuan，zhijianyigexiaocaobaofengkuangniudong，yigejinyihuafudexiaogongziconglimianzuanlechulai。
xiaogongziyishangdemianliaoyikanjiuzhidaojiazhibufei，youqishishangmianmanshicixiu。
zheiyangdexiaohaierzenmehuizijichumenni？
linyouyusichuzhangwang，yemeikanjiangexiarengenzheta。
“wodounengdangninainaile，zenmebujiannijialiren？zijichulaiduoweixiana！”
zheiyangjingzhidezhuangban，yikanjiushiyouqianrenjiadehaizi，beibangzoulekejiubuhaole。
“shenshen～womuqinlaishangxiang，wopaochulaiwan，zhaobudaorenle……”
xiaowawashuodeweiqu，chongshanglaibaozhelinyouyudetui，yanleijiuyizhiwangxiadiao。
linyouyutanlekouqi，zheixiaogongzishijuedetarenhaolaishangtale！
linyouyuzongbunengbuguantabushi！
meibanfa，linyouyubayufangjinlezhulouli，gangxuehaodemugunzhinengzanshifangzaifujin。
“zoule，dainiquzhaoniniang！”
linyouyuwunaideqianshanglexiaogongzideshou，xiaogongziyemeixianqilinyouyuzheimanshouxingwei，bengbengtiaotiaodejiugenzhelinyouyuzoule。
haihaozheilinlaotaitaidehaizimenrujinzuixiaodeyebasuile，fouzeyaoshijitaliulegezheimexiaodehaizi，tapabushihuibeizhetengsi！
zheifujindequeshiyousimiaode，zhibuguoxianghuoxishao，laibaideyeduoshicunliren。
xiangxiaogongzizheizhongfuguirenjia，zenmehuilaizheizhongdifang？
daizhemanqiangdeyihuo，linyouyuqianzhexiaogongziwangjiyizhongdefangweizouqu，zheishilinlaotaitaishinianqiandejiyi，xiwangmeiyouzoucuoba！
haimeizoudaosimiao，jiujianyigechabuduodadehaizixiangzhiniaoyiyangmengdechongleguolai，daolemianqianmeitingzhu，zhijiebaxiaogongzizhuangdaole！
linyouyuxinzhongyijing，mangbaliangrenzhuaileqilai，zuokankanyoukankan，querenmeiyourenhewentizhihou，xuanzhedexincaifanglexialai。
“yuanbao！niganshenme！”
xiaogongzimeileganggangsajiaodeyangzi，yibianhanyibianhao，lingyigexiaohaijianleyeweiweiququdekuleqilai。
“shaoye！niqunaerlea！wodieshuo，nizhaobuhuilai，jiuyaodasiwo！”
yizheposudexiaohaieryuekuyueweiqu，zuihoushenzhiyaoxiaogongzifaguolaianweita。
lianggehaizidekushengzaijingmideshulinligewaimingxian，shushangdeniaoquanbeijingdefeiqi，buduoshizheijiadedarenyezhaoleguolai。
“chouxiaozi！nipaonaerqule！niangdouyaohesile！”