jiangjiazheichangrenqinyanbandelongzhong。
laidedoushijiangnanshanshengyichangshangdehaopengyouhaiyouyulequandezhongliangjirenwu。
yibanderendoubugoumenjian。
jiangqiyudejingjirenlilinnengloushangzheigexichunchunshituolejiangqiyudedafu。
tawanwanmeixiangdao，jiangqiyushiyizheizhongbanfafeishangzhitoubianfenghuangde。
biedenvxingshipashanghaomendechuang，tashizhijiepashanglehaomendezupu！
yikandaojiangqiyu，tajiuyizhigenzaitadeshenhou，gantan，“wotianna！zheishihuayingyuledelaoban？zheishilaopaigongfujuxing？zheishijinpaidaoyan？***！***！”
“woyiqianzuomengdoubuganmengdaozheimeduodakaa！”
yaozhidaoyouhenduolaopaiyishujiazaojiubuchuxishenmehongtanheshengdianle，yiniandaotoudouhennanchuxianzaigongzhongmianqianjici。
nengyicixingjuqiyulequanzheimeduoyixianmingxingheshangyedalaode，yezhiyoujiangjiale！
bujinjinshiyouqiandeyuangu，surenminyinghoudepengyouyeduo！
jiangnanshanyezaijiangqiyudejimifanweineizhuanyou。
tajiushixiangtingtingjiangqiyudexinsheng，kanlaidenaxienandenianqingshihougentalaopoyuehuiguo！
kantayihuibuhesitamen！
ranerjiangqiyujintiandexinsigenbenbuzaitalaomadeqiannanyoushenshang，yixinpudaolechishishangmian。
jiuliansuyinghoulazhetaqushejiaodoubuqu。
【vocal！zheiaozhoudapangxie！zheixinxiandeyuzijiang！zheigelurong！haochihaochi！】
姜南山：“……”
genleyihui，jiangnanshanfangqile，naqishoujikanxiaoxi。
tajijigeerzidoufaleweixin，rangtamenjintiandouyaochoushijianlaicanjiazheigerenqinyan。
raneryigehuifutadedoumeiyou，yebuzhidaozenmehuishi。
cishi，yigemingjiao【duchongxiaomeiranran】dequnli，zhengzaireliao。
zheishizaitingshuofumurenhuiqinshengnverzhihoujinjijianlidexiaoqun。
laoda：【nimenjintianzhendebuqu？】
laosi：【wochaletadeziliao，daodishibushiwomeiwocunyouyihuo，jiusuanyouqinzijianding，danwohaishijuedebutaikeneng。】
老三：【不去。】
laoer：【wodemeimeiyongyuanzhikenengyouranranyigeren。】
laowu：【anyeyiyang。】
laoda：【bayijingjiwodalewuliugedianhuale，wohaishiqukankanba，jinimentantanqingkuang。】
laoer：【haozoubusong。】
laosan：【yijingbabalaheile。】
laosi：【dengnihuilaizaishuo。】
laowu：【qingqianfangjizhebaochilianluo！】
tuichuqunliaojiemian，jiangyifanjizijialaobahuilegedianhua，“wodenghuijiudao。”
jiangnanshanyoudianbugaoxingle，“nijigedidizenmedoubuhuixiaoxi？nirangtamendouguolai。”
jiangyifantaoshangxizhuang，“tamenjintiandoubuzaiguoneini，huibulai。”
jiangnanshanzhoumei，“zenmekeneng？wozuotianhaizaishoujishangshuadaolaowuzaiguoneilujiemu！”
jiangyifanweixiao，“nikancuole。”
姜南山：“……”
surenminzhengzaigenkerenliaotian，meiyouzhuyidaojigeerzimeilai。
zheishihou，yourenhuranjingtanleyiju，“wotianna！mengqiyandoulaile！haideshiwomensuyinghoudemianzi！”
yitingdaozheigemingzi，lilinyanjingdouzhile。
mengqiyanshishei？jinjinianlaifengtouzuishengdedingliuyingdi，nianjicai26，jiuyijingnaxiawugeyingdiguiguan，neiyushishangzuinianqingdewujinyingdi。
ertadexinggefeichangqingleng，jihubucanjiasirenhuodong，hongtandoubuzou，chulebanjiangdianlijiuzhinengzaidianyingyuankandaotale。
lilinyibazhangjiupaizailejiangqiyudebeishang，“wodetianna！***renmaizhenrangwokaileyanjie。”
姜柒鱼：“……”
zheihuatingzhezenmexiangshimaren？
「叮！有瓜！」
「mengqiyanshizheibenshuzhongzuidadefanpai，duinvzhuaierbude，shiyigefengpi。jintianshinvzhugentadiyicizhenzhengdexiehou，nvzhudaihuizaiyongchibianshanghuibuxiaoxinhuadao，badafanpaipujinshuili，lianggerendouhuishishen，dafanpaidexinxianbeibodong，congcijiuaishanglenvzhu！」
jiangqiyuzhoumei，“zheisuanshenmegua？yidianyebujingbao！malisuxiaoshuolidechangguicaozuobale！”
「bushi，haimeiyoushuowan，nvzhuhuibuxiaoxinmodaoledafanpaidefuji，nvzhulianhongdeliketaocuan。」
zheiduanhua，jiangqiyuzhitingdaolelianggeguanjianzi，fuji！
她的眼睛亮了亮。
tajiangqiyupingshengliangdaaihao，aijinqianhefujimeinan！
俗称贪财好色。
jiangqiyunaqiyikuaijinkoudeqiaokelisaijinlezuili，yetaitoukanxianglelairen。
meishiyaochi，meinanyebunengbukan。
lairenchuanzheyishenbaisedexizhuang，shengaotuizhang，baisechenshandekouzikoudaolezuishangmianyike，qinglengjinyuderutonggaolingzhihua。
zaiwangshangkan，keyikandaonanrenhoujiechudianzhuizheyikexiaozhi，tuzengwubiandexinggan，yinrenranzhi。
jiangqiyudemeitouyizhou，bushi，zheigezhi……
muguangzaishangyi，jiukeyikandaonanrenyizhanglianrutongshangdizuiwanmeidediaokepin，yishuangshenqingtaohuayan，neigouwaiqiao，junmeifeifan。
姜柒鱼眼睛眯了眯。
***！zheizhanglianzenmeyuekanyueyanshu！
xitonghaizaijixushuozhe，「danshinvzhucongcimishangledafanpaifujideshougan，houmianhuijingchangyouyiwuyidemota，jidafanpaizaochengyizhongnvzhuxihuantadecuojue，suihougengjiafengkuangaishang。」
zheijuhua，jiangqiyugenbenmeiyoutingjinqu，yinweitadenaozilizhaochugenmengqiyanzheizhanglianduishanghaoderenle。
tayiwangkuaichuanshijieyudaodexiaokeliannanpeia！
tameicidoushixiuzhengshijie，bangzhuzheixiexiaokelianchengzhang，zuihouqiangdaqilaiquaishangnvzhu，bangzhunvzhu，tajiugongchengshentuile。
youshihoutashigudaishijiebushouchongdexiaohuangzi，youshihoushihaomenshouqifudesishengzi，youshihoushibeishiweiyileidebanshouren……
ouertaxianqijindutaiman，huizhijierangxitongbaxiaokelianbangguolai，jinxingyifanjiaoyu。
meixiangdao，zaizheibenshuli，tajingranhundezheimehao！chengdafanpaile！
youzhongjiandaoshurendeganjue，zaimengqiyankanguolaideshihou，jiangqiyuxiayishichaozhemengqiyanxiao，luchuyikoudaheiya。
孟岐宴：“……”
surenminjimengqiyanfaquqingtiedeshihou，yemeiyoubaotaidadexiwangtahuilai。
xianzaikandaota，yandiyoujifenxinxi。
yaozhidaotazuidadeyuanwangjiushizijiyougeerzikeyijichengtadeyibo，chengweiyulequanrenrenchengzandeyingdi。
danjigeerzitaimeiyong，meiyigezaizheigefangmianyoutianfude，suoyitagewaixihuanmengqiyan。
xiangzhezheiyaoshinenggouchengtadenvxujiuhaole！
zhiqianjiuyizhixiangbanverjieshaojitarenshi。
niwentaweishenmebuxiwangnverjichengtadeyibo。
yinweitazhiyouyigenver，zhixiwangtakuaikuailelejiuhao，aiganshenmejiuganshenme。
zaizouxiangmengqiyandeshihou，surenminlalelajiangqiyu。
ranerhaimeiyouladong，jiukandaoyangnvjiangziranzouleguoqu，wenrouxiaozhehemengqiyandazhaohu。
“mengyingdi，nihao，jingchangtingmamatiqini。”
jiangziranruquanbannian，yinweigezhongziyuanguanghuandejiacheng，xianzaiyeshiquanneishouquyizhidexiaohuale。
jintiantachuandeyishenbaisedaizuanlifu，qingchunwuxiadexiangshixiaoxiannvyiban。
buzhidaodehaiyiweitashijintiandezhujiao。
buguoqueshi，dajiagengduodeguanzhuyedouzaitadeshenshang。
jiusuanshiyangnv，danshibeichongleneimeduonian，zenmekenengqingyishiquneixiechongai。
henduorendoutingshuoqinshengnvershicongxiangxiahuilaide，kendingcusuwubizhangxiangchoulou。
xianzaigangbeizhaohuilainengyouyixiexinxiangan，danshishijianyizhang，kendinghuibeihushidiao。
bijingjinlaiyanhuitinghenjiule，dajiayemeiyoukandaosurenminzhezhongjieshaoqinshengnver，kendingshishangbuletaimianbuganchulaijianren。
kandaojiangziranhemengqiyanzhanzaiyiqi，henduorendoujuedezheilianggerentaipeile！
ranermengqiyanzhishidandankanleyanjiangziran，“nihao。”
suihouzouxiangsurenmin，piaoliangdechunjiaogouqixiaoyi，jinguiyouli，“gongxisuyinghourenhuiqinshengnver，zhanninshenhoudezheiweijiushima？”