第5章
huangdimouziyisuo，quetingjianhuaiwangfeidikeyisheng：“tiantian，kuaijibixiaqingan。”
erhou，huaiwangfeihuaizhongneipiaoliangxiaoyatoumengmengroulerouyan，dalegehaqianguixiakaikou：“jihuangbofuqingan，huangbofufushoumianzhang，wanfujinan。”
哟，小丫头嘴挺甜。
takanzheneixiaoyatouyouguaiyoudaideyangzi，zhijuedebizijianeilingrentoutengdejiayigongzhuguaiqiaoduole，ganmangxiangfutaqilai，huranyishidaobuduijing。
zheiyatoudeshengyin，genganggangshuotadailelvmaozineigeyimoyiyang！
shitazaishuohua？keganggangzheiyatoulianzuidoumeizhang！
tayanzhongshanguoyouguang，mianshangquerengjiuyilianciaideshitandao：“haohaizi，kuaiqilai，laihuangbobozheilizuo，gangganghuaiwangshuonicongxiaobianshiguer，neinikehaijidezijideqinshengfumu？”
zheihaizilaideyouxieguiyi，shuobuding......shishenmeyaoxie，guyiguhuotani？
jiangtian；【wojiushuotayoudianshaba？wocongxiaoshiguerhainengjideqinshengfumua？】
xitongkabakabachishupian：【kanqilaishiyoudianmaoshaqiha......】
huangdi：......！
你再骂！
bupazhenyaoninaodaishibushi！
tajihurenbuzhuyaofazuo，jiangtianqueshiyilianrumukanxianghuaiwanghehuaiwangfei，yaozhezuichundao：“tiantianbujidele，dantiantianjuede，diedieyinggaijiushixiangdiehehuangbofuzheimeyingwugaodade，niangjiuxiangwoniangneimewenroupiaoliangdeba。”
“......”
zuishizhentian，xiaopianzi！xiangshengqidoushengbule！
huaiwangshaxiaozhekanzhenver，yidianmeiyishidaohuangdideyiyang。
yankanxiaopianzizheilishitanbucuoshenme，huangdiruowuqishijiangtafuqilai，kaishipangqiaocejixunwenhuaiwangfufu，weihehuixuanzhongzheihaizi。
jiangtianzeshiqiaozhexiaojiaoyawusuoshishigensuizuizixitongliaotian：【nishuotadailelvmao，shisheijidaidea？】
xitongmeizizikezheguazi：【gonglidesufeia，tagenyuqianshiweiwulingshiqingmeizhuma，jieguobeitadiesonggonglile，suoxingjiugenneigeyulinjuntonglinggaodaoleyiqi。】
jiangtian：【wa！zheimeciji！neitamenbupabeifaxianmie？yuqianshiweigenfeizigaozaiyiqihuangdidoumeiyoujuedebuduijingma？】
lujinghuaibenlaizairenzhenhuidahuangdidewenti，tingzhetasuizuizi，renbuzhujiuyoudianzoushen。
youduociji？xiangxishuoshuo？nageyuqianshiweihenagefeizigaoyiqile？！
huangdizuijiaohenchou，yeyouxiexinbuzaiyanle。
xitong：【meifaxiana，huangdiyoubuchongsufei，yuqianshiweibenlaijiunengxingzouhougong。】
【buguoneigesufeihuaiyunle，haiziyeshineigeyuqianshiweide，buguotaqianduanshijiangouyinlehuangdi，xianzaihuangdiyiweineihaizishizijide。】
jiangtiantingzhetazaineibianchishupian，renbuzhuxiliukoushui：【nichideshenmeweidea？neijiusuantaguanzuilehuangdimenghunguoguan，haiziyuefenbuduibuhuibeifaxianmie？】
xitongjiaodegengdasheng：【yuanweide，lvelvelve，jiubujini。】
【neihaiziyoubuhuishengxialai，sufeiyijingzaishejiyaobahaizinongdiaole。】
jiangtianqidemoya：【nilimaomaa？bujijiubiechanwo！doujiwotingele！neitayaoshejisheia？】
tayidiandoumeifaxian，yushufanghurananjingxialai，sangerenxianruguiyidechenmo，douzaizhizheerduoting。
皇帝更是无比震怒。
zuijingongzhongzhiyousufeihuaileyun，yedequeshishanggeyuetazaineibianhezuilecailiusude，zheizhongxijieneiwufudoubuzhidao，zheiyatouzenmexiaode？！
ruotashuodeshizhende，neishinagegaisideyuqianshiweizuolezheizhongshi！
daoshijiezheshuoa！huashuoyibannilimaoma？
eleshiba？！jizhenchi！
huangdiwolewoquan，ruowuqishijiaolaitaijian：“qubeiwushanba，jinrihuaiwangfuyouxi，zhenyegaiweitamenhexiaojunzhuqingzhu。”
【jininiyechibuzhea，xianzaijiniyibaoshupiannikendingbeidangchengyaoguaizhuazou。】
xitongheiheiyixiao：【tayijingfuxialeduotaiyao，haiwanghuanghougongzhongfanglegebeizhenzhachengciweidexiaoren，yaoshuohuanghouyongwuguzhishuhaita。】
jiangtiancengdebengqilai：【taxianhaihuanghou？！nibuzaoshuo！neixianzaizenmeban！】
三人都是一惊。
budengtamenhuishen，waimianhuranchuanlaicongmangdejiaobusheng。
“bixia！buhaole！sufeizaihuanghouniangnianggongzhongliuchanle！”
jinlaidetaijianmanlianhuangkong：“nu，nubimenhaizaihuanghouniangnianggongzhongzhaodaoleyigeshilewuguzhishudexiaoren，zishitida，qingbixiadingduo！”
姜甜慌了神。
【wanlewanle！xianzaishiqingdoufale，hainengzenmebana！yaoshizaozhidaozheishi，wojiuqubazheixiaorentoulema！】
【gouhuangdihuibuhuiyaoduihuanghouniangniangxiashoula？wozheidaomeidienianghuibuhuibeilianlei？zenmebanaxianzai！bujiuyigexiaorenma！fengjianmixinyaobude！ganmaxinzheigeya！】
huaiwangfufumianseningzhong，zhengyaokaikou，huangdiyijingchenzheliandabuzouchuqu。
liangrenduishiyiyan，yeganmangbaozhejiangtiangenshang。
kunninggongyipiansaodong，huanghouzhengdingzhecanbaidelianshouzuwucuozuozaiyizishang。
ersufeixiashenyijingbeixianxueranhong，shouzhonghaizuanzheyigezhamanyinzhendewawa。zhengmanlianqijuekujiaodao：“niangniang，chenqiebuzhizijinalidezuilenin，danchenqiedehaizishiwugude，ninzennengyongzheiyangedudeshouduanhaisita！”
jiangtiankandelayanjing：【tayanjihaocha，yihuikanjianhuangdishibushiyaolazhetayijiao：“bixia！qiuninweichenqiehechenqieneiwugudehaizizuozhua！”】
【zheirenyegouhende......zijidehaizidouxiadeleshou，zheiwawafengdeyehaochou，zenmekanchulaishitade？】
huangdijiaobuyidun，kanzheneichouwawa，xianruchensi。
sufeiqiahaokanjianleta，guozhennuoguolaishenchushouzuanzhutayibai：“bixia！qiuninweichenqiehechenqieneiwugudehaizizuozhua！”
皇帝：......
beizheiyatouyidacha，taqidexiangxiao，youdianbengbuzhu。
xitong：【kee，beinizhuangdaole，danxianzaihuanghoubeizhezheiguoxibaibulele，zenmebannipaohuixiaojiemei？】
jiangtianmolemoya，kanzhehuangdilengchendelian，xinyetidaolesangziyan。
tadaoshixiangzhizhengsufei，dantameizhengjua！