不和傻子论长短

chenshujianzhidoukuaiyaokule!

guyifengcijiangxiaobei?tadaoshixiangguyifengcijiangxiaobeia,keshixianzaiqingkuangbirena,shizhendexuyaojiangxiaobeiqujiurena!

“shizhende!”chenshuzheigeshihouyegubushangmianzile,jimangshuodao。“jintianshangwu,womenyiyuanlaileyigelaoren,qingkuangheyeyezuotianchabuduo,woxuezhejiangxiaobeideyangzi,duineigelaorenpaileyixia,laorenmeihao,woyiweishiwomeiyoupaidaowei,kesheizhi,yixiazijuranbalaorenjipaideyunguoqule……”

“zhende?”shenqingyuzhouzhemeitouwendao,kanchenshuzheiyangzi,buxiangshizaipianren。

“shizhende!”chenshumengdidiandiantou。

jiangxiaobeicishizeshiyongzhijincashileyixiazuiba,dandandeshuodao。“nizhaocuorenle,wozhishiyigewonangfei,zenmekenenghuijiurenni?”

“jiangxiaobei,jiubangwozheigemang,nikankankeyibu?bangwozheigemang,yaoburan,wokejiuwandanle。”chenshukanxiangjiangxiaobei,kukuaiqiudao。

“bushiwobubangnia!”chenshushuodao。“ershinishizhurenyishia,erwoni,zhibuguoshiyigewonangfei,laji。nijiusuanshishuipingbugou,yebiwozheigewonangfeiqiangbaibeibuzhia!”

zheidaobushichenshuxiaoqi,ershizhenxingqing,sunrenzhe,renhengsunzhi。

dangchushuozheijuhuadeshihou,shuodeneimeniubihonghong,zenmejiuwangle,nihaiyouqiudaobierendeshihou?

“zhei……”chenshumeixiangdaozheigeshihou,jiangxiaobeihuibatazuotianshuodeqihuajizhongfuyibian,yishunjian,rangtahenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqucaihao。

zuotianshuozheigehuadeshihou,naxiangdedaojintianjiuhuilaiqiutaa,yaoshizhidaodehua,dasitayebuhuizheimeshuoa!

“nijiranshilaiqiuwode,nigangcainiubigeshenmejing?wohaiyiweinishiguolaizhaowodajiadeni!”jiangxiaobeishuodao。

jiangxiaobeidezhangmuniangzhangmei,cishizeshiyiliandemanzu。

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yinweishenjiazhiyouchenshuhejiangxiaobeilianggenvxu,zheichenshu,buzhidaozaijiangxiaobeidemianqianzhuangbileduoshaohui,meixiangdao,jintianzongsuanshihaihuilaiyidianle。

“xiaobei,qubangbangtaba。”shenqingyucishikanxiangjiangxiaobei,shuodao。

jiangxiaobeikanleshenqingyuyiyan,suihoudiandiantou,dao。“neixing,neiwojiuqukankanba!”

shenqingyudehua,tahaishiyaotingde,bijing,tadeweileshenqingyuzhudonghantaquchuangshangshuijueernulia!

……

yiyuanlicishiyijingnaofanletian,songlaoyezidehunmiguoqubingbushiyinweibingqingfazhan,ershitaitengle,tengdehunmileguoqu。

cishiyijingxingleguolai,danshitengdejihuyaoleqinmingyiban,zuichundoubeiyaopole,shenzhirenbuzhudekaishidashenghanjiaoleqilai。

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“lailelaile!”chenshudaizhejiangxiaobei,kuaisudepaodaoqiangjiushi,duifuyuanzhangshuodao。“zhangfuyuanzhang,zheigewonang……shenyilaile!”

“kuai!”zhangfuyuanzhangjimangduijiangxiaobeishuodao。“shenyi,kuaibangsonglaoyezikankan。”

suiransonglaoyezitengdesiquhuolai,danshijiangxiaobeizhishikanleyiyan,jiubaibaishoushuodao。“meiduodashi,nimendousankaiba!”

shuowan,zoushangqian,taiqitui,chaozhesonglaoyezidehoubei,yonglideyijiaojiuchuaileguoqu!

“啊!!!”

songlaoyezishunjianfachuyishengcanjiao。

zhibuguo,zheicanjiaozhishichixulebanfenzhongdeshijian,suihou,songlaoyezijiuyilianzhenjingle。

shizhehuangdongleyixiazijideshenzi,jingyadao。

“好了?不疼了?”

“meishile!”jiangxiaobeibaibaishou,dao。

“shenle!”songlaoyezijingxideshuodao。“meixiangdao,beirenchuaiyijiao,jiuhaole!xiaohuozi,nideyishuhentebiea,wohaishidiyicikandaoyourenyongchuaijiaodefangshizhibingde!”

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zuotianzhiliaoshenlaoyeziyongshoujiuxing,danshijintianbuyiyang,yinweibeichenshupailejibazhang,daozhicuoweidejizhuibiandeyanzhongle,suoyideyongjiaocaixing!

“hahaha……”songlaoyezihahayixiao,beijiangxiaobeideyoumodoulele。

songwenqiangyezoushangqian,wozhujiangxiaobeideshou,dao。“xiexienile,yisheng,yaobushini,wobakongpahaizaishouzhemoni!haishinideyishuhao,buxiangyouxieren,pailehaojibazhang,meibarenzhihao,fanerrangrentongdeyaoming。liyuanzhang,zhangfuyuanzhang,nimenyihoudehaohaokaochayixianimenyishengdeshuiping,youderenyishutaichajingle,jiubunengrangtachulaihuohairen!”

zheihuamingxianshizaishuochenshu,suoyi,chenshudizhetou,yiyanbufa!

“jushuonihaishishenjiadenvxushiba?”songwenqiangkanxiangchenshu,dao。

“ta,yeshishenjiadenvxu……”chenshuzhilezhijiangxiaobei,shuodao。

“heng,tongyangshinvxu,chajuzenmejiuzheimeda!”songwenqiangmeihaoqideshuodao。

tingdaozheijuhua,chenshudeshenzimengdiyidou,zheiyangdehua,tatinglewushucile,danshi,meicidoushibierenshuojiangxiaobei,tajuedehenshuang。

danshicishicike,tacaizhidao,zheijuhuashuochulai,youduomedeshangren,rangtashiduomedenanshou!

zhidaofenkai,songwenqiangcaifaxian,zijijuranwangjiwenjiangxiaobeijiaoshenmemingzile,buguozhuannianyixiangyejiuwusuoweile,yinweishishenjiadenvxuma,yaozhaodaojiangxiaobei,ganxieyixiajiangxiaobei,haishihenrongyide!

“wotingshuo,zanmengongsideneigeniandudadan,shenjianeibianzhengzaizhengqu?”zouchuyiyuan,songlaoyezikanxiangsongwenqiang,wendao。

“shide!”songwenqiangdiandiantou,dao。“ba,zhiqianwoshimeidasuankaolvshenjiade,danshiwoxianzaidasuanbazheigedanzijishenjiale,bijing,shenjiaderen,jiulenideminga,womendeganxietamena!”

“dui,zuoren,dezhientubao,woxianzaimeishashile,wozijihuiqu,niquchulizheijianshiqingba!”songlaoyeziduizhesongwenqiangbailebaishou,shangleche,huijiaqule!

“nizijidachehuiquba!wohaiyoushiqingyaomang!”zouchuqiangjiushi,chenshuduijiangxiaobeibailebaishou,buxianbudandedao。

“zheiyizhaoguohechaiqiaowandebucuoa!”jiangxiaobeilengyankanzhechenshu。

“shenmejiaoguohechaiqiao?wonengbanijieguolaidoubucuole,jiangxiaobei,niyaoshixiangrangwosongnihuiquyexing,neijiudengwowanshangxiabanba,yaoburan,zijizouhuiqu!”chenshumeihaoqideshuodao。shiqingjieshule,tacaixiangqizijizhiqianqiujiangxiaobeilaideshihou,duomededishengxiaqi,daoleyiyuan,youyinweijiangxiaobei,beisongwenqiangbiandileyidatong,zheirangtaduijiangxiaobeifeidanmeiyousihaodeganji,fanergengjiadezenghenleqilai。

taganjue,shijiangxiaobei,qiangletadesuoyoufengtou!

“de,wozigeerzouhuiqu,chenshu,nixiaci,zuihaobieqiuwo!”jiangxiaobeiduichenshubaibaishou,ranhouzijizoule!

“qiuni?niyigewonangfei,bujiushihuizheimeyizhaome?zhenyiweizijiyouduolebuqia?”chenshuchongzhejiangxiaobeidebeiying,dashengdedao。

jiangxiaobeitingdaolechenshudehua,yezhishiwusuoweidesonglesongjianbang。

renshengzuidadelequ,jiushibuhe**lunzhangduan!