limingqicongloushangxialai，bingmeiyoumashangtuilefangjian，tazaixianchengkemeidifangzhu。
zhunbeisonghesaihuiquzhihoujiuhuilaixiuxi，zheiyiwandexinqingqiqiluoluoshizaifeitasuoyuan，tacongweixiangguozijijuranhuiyongzheiyangdefangshi。
ruguobushihesai，tadoubuzhidaoyihouyangqiaohongzhendeduitaxiashou，tagaizenmechuli。
nenghenxindebataijiqudiaodenvren，buhuineimeqingyibeitazhangkongde。
“ng，meiyousaowei。burongyia！”hesaikanjiantadiyiyan，jiucoushangbizizaitashenshangwenlewen。
limingqixinliqishiyouxiexu，gangcaiyaobushiyangqiaohongdedianhua**huranxiangqi，tahenkenengjiu......
suiranhesaihetameiyourenheguanxi，danyaoshimeiyouhesaideliangcibangmang，takenengzaoyijingmeiyouleyihou。
mianduihesaidediaoxiao，tameiyoujieshi，zhishizhenchengdekaikouganxie，“saimeinv，xiexie！zheigewoxianliuzhe，gaitianwozhongxinjinimaiyige。”limingqibashoulideweixingluxiangjiyaoleyao。
“jiuzhishizhongxinmaiyige？”hesaiyangtoukanxianglimingqi。
“neinishuo，yaozenmeganxiewodoudaying！”limingqihaoshuangdehuidadao。
“你说的！”
“junziyiyan，simananzhui！”
“hao，peiwoqujiubaheyibei。”hesaiwanqilimingqidegebojiulazhetaxiangwaizouqu。
“chenjieneibianhaizaijia，nibuhuiqu？”limingqidaobujieyipeihesaiheyibei，danxiangdaochenfengjihaizaijialidengtamendexiaoxi，kaikouwendao。
hesaiyangleyangshouzhongdeshouji，“kanjianyangqiaohonglikai，wojiuyijingdadianhuajitashuole。”
hesaidaizhelimingqibingmeiyouqutapingshichanggedejiuba，ershiqulelingyijiajiaozuo“zhiai”dejiuba。
zhiaijiubabihesaichanggedejiubachangdigengda，“zheiyeshiwolaobanpengyoukaide。shizhuxiandeyulechangsuojihudoubeitamenlongduanle。”
liangrenzaiyigekazuozuoxia，dianlejiu，naohonghongdejiubajiaotanruguobushenghou，jiuzhinengzuiduier，yaobujiuzhinengkaocai。
“nixiayibuyoushenmedasuan？”liangpingjiuxiadu，hesaiyishoudazailimingqidejiantou，hongchuntiezaitadeerbianwendao，masusudeganjuecongerduoguanchuanquanshen，rutongbeidianjiyiban。
yangqiaohonggouqidehuozhongsuiranyiqu，quebingfeimeiyouliucun。
tebieshihesaishuowanzhihou，haibazijidelianceguolaitiezaitapangbian，dengzhetahuida。
shanliangdeerzhuizaidengguangxiarutongbaoshibandeshanyao，fachuzhenzhendeyaoqing。
hesaidecelianxiangjilemougemingxing，hushanhushandedengguangjinjulixia，shenzhilianshangdehanmaodounengkandeqingqingchuchude。
“zanshimeiyou。”limingqitiezhetadeerduohuida，mashangjiuzhuanleguolai。
taganjuezuilideshetouyouzhongxiangyaoshenchulaideyuwang，budebuqiangxingrenzhuchongdong。
“nishigezhennanren！”hesaibanzhetadetou，zheicitieerdeshuohuashengyinhendi，dantadehongchuntiedegengjin。fengyingdeshenzijiudizaitadeshoubeishang，haobujieyi。“yaoshiyougenanrenjiwoyibaiwan，queshadoubuyao。chulewoba，woxiangbudaohaiyoushei！”
shuowan，haibatoukaozaitajianshang，wanzhetadeshoubei，yinweiyouxiedongqingerqifudefengluanzaiqifu，yiboyibodesuizheyinlesihuyongbutingxie。
limingqimeiyouhuida，tasihumeineimegaoshang。
zhishidangtiandeqingxingdaoneierle，xindideshanliang，zhongjiushimeibanfahenxiaxinlaiduichenfengjibuguanbugu。
kanjianlimingqimeiyouhuida，hesaiyoutaitoutiezaitaerbianshuodao，“chenjieneiyiwanjinijihui，niqueyidianyebuzhenxi，juranbawodoulalejinlai，haohenxindejie，nijiuyidianmeiyoudongxin？”
limingqizhidaotashuodeshishangzhoujiuzuizhihouchenfengjibanyecongwoshichulaibaozhetazhihoudeshi。
yigeshijiuhedeyoudianduo，zaijiashangshuidemimihuhu，zuiguanjiandeshidangshiyigewanshangtadexinqingwanquanmeiyouzairenhenvrenshenshang。
huoxudangshizhendemeiyouxiangfa，buguoshihouyebushizhendeyidianmeiyouxiangguo。
zhishi，jichengleshishi，yemeibiyaofeiyaozhengmingshenme。
weilebimianyizhibeihesaizhuiwen，tazhuantou，quebingmeiyoutiezaihesaideerbian，ershitiezhetadeliandashengshuodao，“neinimianduiyigeshuaigejiumeidongdianshaxinsi，shuobudingniyongqiang，wojiucongle！”
zheihuadangranshidiaokan，tingdehesaihahadaxiao，“nijintianwanshangxiaoxindian，shuobudingwojiulaigebawangyingshanggongle。”
这话当然也是笑话。
suiranyiqianduihesaibulejie，danzheiduanshijianjicidejiechu，hesaizhishixinggehenwaixiang，buxiangchenfengjineimechuantonghebeidong。
liangrenzhenghuxiangdediaokan，shuozhedadandehua，qinnidedongzuowanruqinglv，zhenzhengzhuanzhudequeshizaiduiyinzhizhong。
pangbianlailaiwangwangderenhenduo，fangsidezhangyangzaibumingliangdedengguangxiaxiandeneimefengkuang。
taishangdjhezhuchangyutaixiayaohuangdeshenti，kansirutongwanmei，shijishangtaishangderenzaijilidefengying，taixiaderenzaifaxie，fangfozaishifangbaitianyayideqingxu。
hesainiudongzheyaozhizhanleqilai，mingmingjiushihenjiandandedongzuo，zailimingqideyanqianjiushiyiboyouyibodeshijuechongji，manmiaodeshenzihuoxuyinweixijugongdideguanxi，gengxiyinmuguang。
pangbiankazuoyoujinanjinvquegenzheqihongdejiaozhe，limingqimeiyoulihui，hesaiwushikoushaohejiaosheng，zheishitazaijiubalihenshaokeyifangxinhejiufangxinyaobaideshihou。
zaitaxinzhong，duiyulimingqijihumeiyoushefang，shenzhiyouxieqidai。
zheishigeyouqingyouyidenanren，zhishaotashizheimerenweide。
raner，lianggerenchuxianzaitamenmianqian，quedapolezheiduanzandehexie。
“haizhenshini！”shuohuadeshicengjingwubiqinmideqiannvyoubaishuang，zhanzaikazuowai，ertashenbianheranjiushineigeshicaizhengjujuzhangdeerzijiangbenyu。
limingqimeiyoulihui。suiranyujianleshigeyiwai，danzheigeyiwaibuguoshizaowandeshi。
tashenzhihaiyoudianqingxingjintianwanshangyudao，yinweizaitashenqianhaiyouyigewulunzhangxiangheshencaidoubibaishuanggengyouxiudenvren。
mianduibaishuang，limingqimeiyouyidianjidong，tebieshizaitashenbianhaiyouyigejiangbenyu，genbenyebuxianglicai。
ershiqingqingdepailepaishenqianhesaideyao，batalaguolaizuozaizijishenbian。
hesaiduibaishuangyoudianyinxiang，danbaishuangquebujidehesaishishei。
bijingjintiandehesaibingmeiyoudasuanshanggongde，fuzhuanghehuazhuangdougengjiaqingjian，juanqudezhangfapisanzhezhedangledabufendemianbutezheng。
kanzhebaishuangmanliannuqi，hesaihuranjuedehenyouyisi。
zhudonghelimingqifenshoule，zheigeshihoupaodaolimingqimianqianlaizhiwenshigeshenmeyisi？
tazhudongdeshenchushou，wanzhulelimingqidegebo，guyizhuangzuoburenshidewendao，“qige，zheinvdeshisheia？”
suiranbaishuangtingbuqinghesaishuodeshenme，danneiqinnijiaoroudeyangzi，yenengcaidao。
baishuangfennudekanlezhuoshangdepijiuyiyan，qingmiedemaleyiju，“qionggui！”，zhuanshenjiuyaolikai。
zheilianggezilimingqihehesaishimeiyoutingjian。
danpangbiankazuoyinweizuoderenduo，zuozaizuiwaimiandexiaohuozitingjianle，buxianshidadezhuanshenduizhelimingqidashenghandao，“gemen，tamanishiqiongguiye！”
baishuangqijibaihuai，meixiangdaopangbianderenduoshi，jiuzhijieduilehuiqu，“yaoniduoshi！gounahaoziduoguanxianshi。”
zheiyixiapangbiankazuokanrenaodefanerchenglezhujiao，shuangfangzhengchaoqilai。
limingqibenlaibuxiangguan，gangcaixiaohuozisuiranbuyidingshiandehaoxin，danbaishuanghejiangbenyuzhiyouliangren，buguanchaoqilaihaishishitaishengji，chikuidedekendingshibaishuang，zhongjiuhaishiburenxin。
zhanqilaiquanweidelimingqi，queliangtoumeiluohao，baishuanggenbenbulingqing，pangbiankazuoderenxianlimingqibuxianggenanren。
tuisangzhijianbaishuangbeiduifangyigenvzituidaozaidi，jiangbenyuquejingkongdetuihouleyibu，rangdaoleyibian。
limingqizhongjiuhaishiburenxin，dunxiashenzhunbeiqufu，shenhoubuzhidaoshisheijileyixia，limingqizhongxinbuwen，yixiajiupazailebaishuangshenshang。
ershenhouchuanlaiyishengboliposuideshengyin，hesaiyijingherenzhengzhiqilai，jiubadeanbaojishiganguolai，fenkailezhongren。
limingqilaqibaishuang，quebeitashuaikai，“buyongniguan！gangfenshoujiubaoshang**，jiuzhidaonibushigehaodongxi！”
limingqiyouzhongcaidaodabianshangdeganjue，zhuanshenkanqu，quefaxianpangbiankazuoyigexiaohuozibaozhejiao，yourenhandao，“liuxuele。”
gujishigangcaizhengzhizhijianjiupingdieluoxialaicaidaohuozhehuadaole。
jiubadeanbaoyikanzheigeqingkuang，zhinengbasanqunrendaidaoxiuxishi。
shanglejiaodexiaohuozijiaoluochuxueranhongleyidapian，erhesaidexiaotuishangyeyouyidaoshangkou，suiranzhishihuashang，danyejianlexue。
baishuanghejiangbenyudangranbuhuirenweishizijidecuo，bijingtamenzaikazuowai，jiupingluozaidishang，daodishisheipengdaode，sheidoumeikanjian。
danfashengzhengzhiyoushitamenzhijiankaishide，zheibihutuzhanggaizenmesuan？
xiediaobuxialai，pangbiankazuoderenxuanzelebaojing。
anbaodangranbuyuanyijingchaqianlai，quantamenxiandaoyiyuanchulishangkou。
hesaiyiliandewusuowei，danlimingqihaishijuedehenbuhaoyisi，fuzhetahegebikazuoderenyiqiquleyiyuan。