第5章
我介意！
gaoxiaoshuaihenxiangzheimehuida，danbugan。
shishiwuzheweijunjie，gaiditoudeshihoutahaishiyuanyiditoude，takebuxianglianshangzaiaiyijiao。
“xiongdi......”
“nipeigenwochengxiongdaodi？”
“gemen......”
“谁跟你是哥们！”
“xiaozhang......”
啪！
xiaozhangzhijiechouletayierguang，choudetazhenggeshangbanshendouwaidaozaishafashang。
“wodemingzi，yeshinizheizhongzhaerdainenggousuibianjiaode！”
congxiaodaoda，gaoxiaoshuaicongmeiyouzheimequruguo，xiangsidexindouyoule，dangenbenmeineigeyongqi。tadelianshangshanguonaonuhefenhen，zuihoubianchengjiadaojidiandetaohaozhise。
“xiaoxiansheng，worenweizanmenzhijianyouwuhui。”
“wuhui？shuolaitingting！”
xiaozhangyijiaobagaoxiaoshuaichuaixiashafa，ranhoudamodayangzuoleshangqu，shiyizhixia，pangbiandenvhaicaizhanzhanjingjingdijitadianshangyizhixueqie。
“buyongzijidongshou，zheiganjuehaizhenshishuang，zhaerdai，nishuoshibushi？”
“shishi。”gaoxiaoshuaixiangxiaodiyiyangzhanzaiyipang，meiganzaizuoxia，gangadaojidian。
“wozaidengnidejieshi！”xiaozhangchaogaoxiaoshuaidelianpenlegeyanquan，houzhemeiganduo。
解释？解释个锤子！
shishijiushi，darenbuchengfanbeida！
genbenmeiyousuoweidewuhui！
gaoxiaoshuaiwakonglenaodai，yemeixiangdaoyitiaohelidejieshi，zuihouzhinengzhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua：“neigeheige，wujielewodeyisi......”
“heigewujielenideyisi，nanbuchengwojinmendeshihouyetingcuole？nihunongguina！”xiaozhangyijiaobagaoxiaoshuaichuaifan。
好痛！
gaoxiaoshuaicanhuyisheng，quemeiganzaidishanglai，ganjinpaleqilai。
“xiaoge，qiancuowancuodoushiwodecuo，shiwoyouyanbushitaishan，nindarenyoudaliang，jiuraoguowozheiciba。”
“bujieshi，gaiqiuraole？lianbiandehaokuaiya！”xiaozhangzezechengtan，zaicichujiaobagaoxiaoshuaichuaifan，“nizheizhongzhaerdaidexingzi，woqingchudehen，jintianruobubanidatengle，nihenkuaijiuhuilaizhaowodemafan！biefouren，fourenyegaibianbulewodexiangfa！suoyi，weileyihoudeqingjing，nijintiandezaodianhenzui！”
gaoxiaoshuaiyiting，lianjiubaile：“wofashixingma？”
“buxing！laozixinbuguoni！”xiaozhanganweileyiju，“fangxin，wobuhuinongsini，dingduorangnishengburusi！”
高小帅的脸更白了。
“wojinlaishi，kannizaiwanzhuomizang，neijiujixu！nijixumengyanzhuoren，buguo，zhuodeduixianghuanchengwo！zhiyaonideshounengpengdaowo，zanmendeguojiejiuyibigouxiao！zhuobuzhu，womeisanmiaojiuyongpidaichouniyixia！”xiaozhangcongdishangjianleyitiaopidai，kendingshigaoxiaoshuaide，zhenpi，jueduinaichou。
“nengbunenghuan......”gaoxiaoshuaizuozuihoudezhengzha。
“buneng！”xiaozhangshuaileliangxiapidai，wuwuzuoxiang，shouganjijia，“zaiganduoshuoyigezi，wojiuzhijiechounibaibashibian！”
gaoxiaoshuaibuzaiyouyu，jianqiyitiao**，jiumengzhulezijideyanjing，suijijiuchaoshafapuqu，kexipulegekong。
啪！
tadeshenshangduoleyitiaokebudehonghen。
tamenhengyisheng，kemeigandange，chaozhepidaidelaichuzaidupuleguoqu，kexirengpulegekong。
啪！
tadeshenshangduolediertiaohonghen。
“dongzuominjie，henbucuo，gangcaijiuchayidingdian。”zaixingwushi，xiaozhangjiushibingwangjibiedecunzai，yaoshankaiyigeputongrenpuji，jianzhibuyaotairongyi！jiusuanjigaoxiaoshuaiangemada，yexiuxiangpengdaotayigenhaomao！
三扑三空！
“zailaizailai，youjinbu！”
四扑四空！
“gangcainidezhijianjuliwodeyifujinyou0.01gongfendejuli，kexile！”
五扑五空！
“biexieqi，jiayou，xiangxinzijiyidingnengchenggong！”
六扑，没了！
gaoxiaoshuaipazaidishang，genbenbuyuanzaizhanqilai，tiqianjieshuleyouxi。tayijingmingwu，xiaozhangshizaidouzijiwanna，jiusuanzijizaipuyibaici，yezhinengpudaokongqi。
“fangguowoba，wozhendebuhuizaizhaonimafan。”tazaiciqiurao，shengzhongdaiku，bushizhuang，ershitengde。
啪啪啪......
xiaozhangmeiyoutongqingta，shuaidongpidai，kaishifengkuangdichouda，zhizhigaoxiaoshuaiyanyanyixi，lianfangundeliqidoumeile。
“jintianyaorangnitengdaoguzili，woshuodaozuodao！”
xiaozhangrengxiapidai，zhuanshenliqu，menwaimeiren，heigezaojiuliudezongyingquanwu。tameizaiyi，zhengyaoliqu，jiubeiyiduiheiyayaderenweileqilai，xishuyixia，zhishaoshiwuge。
“ganzaiwodedipannaoshi，danzibuxiaoya！”weishoudedahanyougaoyouzhuang，manlianhengrou。
“sirenenyuan，yijingjiejue，nijiubuyaoduoshile......ba？”xiaozhangdalegeheqian，meiyoudongshoudexingqu。
“shuodeqingqiao！ruoshimeigerendouxuenizheiyang，wozheiktvhaizenmekai！”hengrounanmeidasuanfangguota。
“shuodeyouli。”xiaozhangdiantou，“neinidasuanzenmechuzhiwo？”
“jiandan！duanniyishouyijiao，jinizhangdianjixing！”hengrounanlenglengdidao。
“zheimehen？”xiaozhangzuodajingxiaoguaizhuang。
“hen？nizheigemeijianguoshimiandetubaozi！”hengrounanshenhoudeyigexiaodidailaodakaikou，“tingguowolaodademinghaoma？daoge！duoyijiao，zhenggeqingtengshidoudehuangsanhuang！”
“wakao，zheimelihai！”xiaozhangdezuibazhangdelaoda，“wozheigetubaozihaizhenmeijianguoqingtengshiyaohuangdeyangzi，neigedaoge，lai，duoyijiao，ranganjianshiyixia！”
daogebushishazi，likejiuzhidaozijibeidiaoxi，dunshidanu：“chouxiaozi，wojintianyaorangnishengburusi！”
“dixiongmen，jiwoshang，wangsilida！chuleshiwofuze！”
shouyihui，xiaodijiuchongfengxiangqian。
shilaigedayige，zaitamendeguannianli，shizaishitaiqingsongbuguo，genbenmeiyoufanchuandekeneng。
可今天，例外了。
xiaozhangbuduobushan，douranshenshou，jiubayigexiaodiyibaiwudeshentilunleqilai，hengsaoshuza，suduzeikuai，genhuiwuxiaomugunside，yisaodaoyipian，yizayigezhun。
jigehuxidegongfu，zhanzhedejiuzhishenglianggeren——xiaozhanghedaoge。
“daoge，xianzaikeyihaohaotantanlema？”xiaozhangzoudaodaogegenqian，xiaorongruchunfengbanhexu。
“......keyi。”daogelianggufazhan。
“wanshiyiheweigui，nitingguozheijuhuama？”
“......tingguo。”
“womenshiwenmingren，yinggaiyilifuren，erbushiyilifuren，nishuoduima？”
“......dui。”
“jinwandeshi，daociweizhi，nitongyima？”
“......tongyi。”
“ruzikejiao！ruoshishijieshangdehunhundouxiangniyiyangmingli，bukuaizaojiumeibiyaocunzaile！”xiaozhangpailepaidaogedejianbang，yiliangankai。
kejiuzaizheishi，youshuashuadilaileyiduiren——bukuai！
bupaguiqiaomen，jiuparenniantao，shuocaocaocaocaojiudao，xiaozhanghenshiwuyu......