doutengwangzuoweiquanguozuidadezongheshipinwangzhan，yigeyuedehuoyuerenshuzaiyigeyi。
erzheimedadewangzhanmeitiandeshenhedeshipinzhishaodouyoushangwange。
erlihuazeshiyigepingpingwuqideshipinshenheyuan，meitianderenwujiushishenheshipin，ranhoushaixuanchubuheshideshipinjinxingpassdiao。
“敢搞黄色？”
lihuaanxialetuihuianniu。
“血腥暴力？”
lihuaanxialetuihuianniu。
lihuadiankaixiayigeshipin，shipinsihuzaiyigeshenmejiubalimianpaide，dengguangyouxiehunan，bushihenqingchu。
danshihaishidagaikeyikanqingchurenyingde。
“这是要唱歌吗？”
lihuakanzhehuamianlimianyaoyaohuanghuangderen，zoudaowutaishangmian。
ranhouchaozhefuwuyuanyaoleyishoujiaozuo《nianshaoyouwei》dege。
kandaozheili，lihuayijingbeizhunbeijizheigeshipinfendaogaoxiaoshipinzhuanqule。
danshi，jiuzailihuayaodianxialaideshihou，daizhezuiyicangsangdeshengyin，ranglihuashunjiantinglexialaile。
shifenzhonghoulihuazhandoudeshoujishipindianleyigetongguo。
bingqiezaishipinfabudeyishunjian，tajiujileyigeyijiansanliansanbingqiehaizaixiamianliuxialeyitiaopinglun。
cishicikedelingyibian，linfanyijinglaidaolezhanglongdegongsi。
zheijiagongsibuda，zuzhuzaijiaoqudeyidongfangzilimian。
“linfanzheibian！woyijingdahaozhaohule，feilewohaodadejingle！”
“buguonidecongjiandandeshiqingkaishiganqi。”
“mafannilebenlaizheishiwodeshiqing。”
“nishuoshani！haolekuaishangquba，woxiangxinnikeyidedongshanzaiqide，erqiewoganjuenizhendebianlehenduohenduo！”
zhanglongyonglidepailepailinfandejianbangshuodao。
zhanglongzouhou，linfanzoushanggongsiloushang。
yijinrugongsilinfanjiubeigongzuorenyuanjiedairanhoubanlileruzhishouxu。
“nishizhanglongtuijianlaidetongxue？jiaolinfan？”
“嗯是我。”
linfankanzhemianqiandenvrenbudaosanshisuidemoyang，yishenbiaozhundezhiyezhuangyifufeichangganliandeyangzi。
“ng，wojiaolixiaoqin，nijiaowolijiejiukeyile。yihounijiugenzhewole，tingshuonishihaitianshiyinlexueyuanbiyede？huichanggema？”
“会的会的！”
“womengongsiyebushishenmedagongsi，pingshiyejiushijieyidianjiafangbabadedanzi。”
jiuzaizheishihouyigexiaomishubaozhewenjianpaoguolaiduilixiaoqinshuodao，“lijieyaokaihuile，tanglaoshuozheicihuiyibixudouyaodao！”
“youyaokaihuile？zhenghaoniyeyiqilaikankanba，yexuexixuexi。”
“duilehenitiqianshuoyixia，zheigetanglaokeshiwomengongsideweiyideyigeerjizuoquren！niyihoupengdaotayaozunjingyidian，qianwanbunengqirenhedechongtuzhidaolema？zheikeshiwomendediezhidaoma！”
“burandehua，jishinishizhanglongsongjinlaiderendoubudingyong！”
“ruguonibeitamaleqianwanbuyaohaizuiburandehua....burannihuigengcan。”
shuowanlijiejiudaizhelinfanzoujinlehuiyishi。
erganggangzoujinhuiyishi，linfanjiuganjuedaoyiguwubiyayideqifen。
suoyourenjiuzhengjinweizuodedizhetoubuganjianghua。
zheinandaojiushidalaodeweiyama？
linfanyeganjindixiatougenzhelijiehoumianjinqu。
danshihaoqixinranglinfanxiangshaoweidetaitoukanleyiyan，jiushizheiyiyanlinfanzhenghaozhuangshanglezuozaizhongjianweizhitanglaodemuguang。
linfanganjindixiatou，zheibukanbuyaojin，linfanganjuezheilaotouyouzhongdaoshanglaodadeqishi。
“haolexianzairenyedoudaoqile。”
laorenhuanshiyiquanruzhongdeshengyincongqianmianchuanlai，shifendehongliang。
“xianzaihuiyikaishiba！”
于此同时的另一边。
ganggangconghongtanshangmianxialai，yipangdejingjirenjiangsongyuelimaxiaorongsiyidezouleguolaile！
“nikuaikan！nideweiboresouyijingjinruqianshile！”
jiangsongyuenazheshoujijidongdeshuodao。
“shenme！woshangweiboresouqianshile！？？”
guwanwanlimajiangshoujiyibaqiangleguolai！
“wojiushuoma，fuchujueduishiyouhuibaode！”
jiangsongyuexiaomimidekanzheguwanwanshuodao。
“nikanwozaojiushuoba，tiletahuanyige，nikannixianzailimajiushangleweiboresou！”
“zheiyicidenanmingxingshiwoteyijinizhaodeyigexinjindexiaoxianrou！nimenlianggezheicidexinjujueduidehuidahuode，nikanzheiyicideyurenikandouyijingshangresoule！”
“haibushiwotianshenglizhi！”
guwanwanangzhetoujiaoaodeshuodao。
“shishishi！gudaxiaojienishizuihaokande，zheiyicidejinshengerxianmingxingjiukaozheiyiduosuole！”
“nikuaikan！nidemingziyoushangshengle！yijingdijiule！”
jiangsongyueshuaxindeshoujizaicijidongdejiaolechulai。
“songyue！haizaigonggongchanghe！niluanjiaoshenme！jishitashangshengdaoqiansanwodoubuhuijidongde！”
guwanwanyijiugaolengdeangzhetoulenghengdao。
“婉婉说什么呢？”
turanyidaonanshengcongyipangchuanchu。
“夏尔！”
tingdaoshengyindeguwanwankaixindepieguotouzhijianxiaerchuanzheyizhengtaodeguccidexizhuanghuanbuzoulechulai，shoushanghuanchengjiangshidandundewanbiao。
yizhangshuaiqidelianshunjianxiyinlezaichangrendezhuyili。
“哇！这是谁啊！”
“shiguwanwana！weiboresoudibadeneigeren！”
“worenshi！shangciquxuanshiyuledeshihoujiujiandaoguo！haoshuaia！”
yipangdegongzuorenyuanyanjingdoukanzhile。
“xiaernizenmelaile？”
jiandaoxiaerlailegangganggaolengdebuyaobuyaodeguwanwanxianzaishunjianbianchengleyifujujiaxiaojiaoqizidemoyang，diashengdiaqide。
ruoyouruowudewangxiaershenshangtie。
“zheibushizhenghaotingshuoniyouhuodongma？jiuxiangzheguolaikankan，zenmeyangle？huodongjinxingdezheimeyangle？”
xiaerkanzheguwanwanneiliangtuanzaizijimianqianyizhanyizhandeyouhuozheziji，xinlimianlenghengdao。
xiao**！huiqujiubanijiudizhengfale！
xiangzhexiaerxunsudezaiguwanwande**shangmiannieleyixia，ranhoufenkai。
“ng！？？”guwanwandenglexiaeryiyan，danshizheiliyourenkanzheguwanwanyebuhaoshengqi。
“haikeyi，nikanwodoushangleresoudibale！”
“shangleresoudiba？zenmecairesoudibaa!”
夏尔眉头一皱问道。
“aiya~woyijinghenzhizule，bijingwoyebushishenmedamingxingzheigejiuzugoule！”
guwanwanshuangshouhuanbaozhexiaerdeshoubeijiaoshengdao。
“bujiushigeweiboresouma？fangxinjintianjinigaoding！jiniyigejingxi！”
xiaerweiweiyixiaosuijinaqishoujizoudaoyibian，zhijiedaledianhuaguoqu。
jiangsongyuekanzhexiaerzoudaoyibian，xiabadouyaojingdiaole。
“jiejieni....nizhendetaiqiangle！zheiyangshibushiresoudiyijiuwenle？”
“dengzhekanba！nashoujiguolai！”
guwanwanzuijiaoweiweiyangqishuodao。
“真的！又涨了！”
“xianzaiyijingdiwumingle！”
江松月都看呆了。
youguoleyihuieryijingjinruleresoudeqiansan，zheishitougenbenjiudangbuzhu！
“zenmeyangle？baobei~xihuanwosongjinideliwuma？”
“xihuan！taixihuanle！”
“daihuierjiudengdingle！wanshangjidezenmebuchangwoe！”
xiaerweixiaozhezaiguwanwanerbianqingyudao。
“dierle！dierle！mashangresoudiyile！”
jiangsongyuezaiyipangfengkuangdehuadongzhepingmushuaxinzheweibo！
“diyilema？kuaijiwokankan！”
guwanwanyibaqiangguoshouji，xiangyaodiyishijianjianzhengzijidedengdingresoudiyi。
danshiqiguaideshi，diyichichibugengxin，suirantayueduliangzaichixudezengjia，danshiqueyiranmeiyoudengdingdiyi？！
“zheishizenmehuishier？nandaochushenmebugle？”guwanwanturanyouyizhongbuhaodeyugan。
dangtaxiayicishuaxindeshihou，diyizhongyubianle！
danshiquebushiziji，ershilingyigezijiconglaimeiyoujianguoderesouzhijiekongjiangxialai——zuijiunanzishenyejiubachangkuzhongren。
dunshi，guwanwandeliansebiandewubidetieqing....