第3章 大叔,有人欺负你老婆!

“nifangxin,wohuizijijiaoxuefei,buhuihuaniyifenqian。”yunchuchuchiwanle,fangxiawanjiuzoule。

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zaifumuyanli,yunzhenzhenshikuaibao,yunchuchushigencao。

haishineizhongzuidijian,keyisuibiancaideyecao。

……

diertian,yunchuchuanzhaomolianchengjidedizhi,laidaolemoshijituandashalouxia。

咦?

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dashuhemoshijituandaodiyoushenmeguanxi?

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……

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“shiyourenyuewolaide。”

“谁约你来的?”

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shuozhe,neilianggebaoanjiuyaobayunchuchujiganchuqu。

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“张雅雅!”

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zhangyayashangshangxiaxiasaoleyunchuchuyiyan,wenbaoan:“zheizenmehuishi?”

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yunchuchulianshangdexiaorongxiaoshile,“nishenmeyisi?”

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“dashu,nishimoshizongcaima?”

“是。”

“woshinilaopo,wojiushimoshidezongcaifuren,duibudui?”

molianchengdechunjiaogouqi,shengyinmomingyuyue,“dui。”

yunchuchudingzhexiaozhangdezhangyayaheneilianggebaoan,tigaoleshengyin,“woxiangyaokaichuqifuwoderen,keyima?”

“可以。”

zhangyayabayunchuchudanggexiaohuafadaobanjiqunli,yinqileyiqunrendechaoxiaofengci。