zhurengongjiaoyunchuchumolianchengdeshumingjiao《caililiangbaiwanshaoyifenqiandoubuxing》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshixiaopiaoliangzuixinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：“nijiulewo，wojiniyigeyi！”yunchuchuyiwaijiulegenanren，jieguobeizengsongyigeyiwaijiayizhidazongcai！“laoban，furenganggangshuoyaomaixiazhenggeshechipindian！”“nawodekaqushua！”“zongcai，buhaole，furenbarendebizidawaile！”“darenhaiyaofurenqinzidongshou？”“dashu，zheigexiaoxianrouhaoshuai，wokeyizhuixingma？”“keyi。”dangwanyunchuchufuzheyao，lianyemaihuochepiaopaole，“moliancheng......
“nibabazhijilewoyibaiwan，quandounajinimenjiemeimailifule，wohaiyaohuaqianjizhenzhenzuozaoxing，yijingmeiqianjinile，zhiyousanqiankuaile。”
libaiheqibuguo，“nibuyaoshenmedouhezhenzhenbi，zhenzhenbinidongshi，biniyouxiu，nizenmebuhezhenzhenbizheixiehaodeni？
yunchuchudianleshoukuan，haobuyouyudezaicibalibaihelahei。
“womenjiayoubushishenmedingjihaomen，yunzhenzhenhuagezhuangzuogezaoxingjiuyaohuadiaoshiwankuai，zheisuannamenzidongshi？woyihuierjiuzhaobabagaozhuang，shuonipianxinpiandaotaipingyangle！”
shuowan，yunchuchujiuzhuanshenshanglouqule。
“nibushiyaoquzuotoufama？”libaihehandao。
“sanqiankuaizuoshenmetoufa？haibugouzailifadianbanzhangka！wohaishisuibianzhagemaweiba！”
libaiheqidechadianchongshangqu，zhaoyunchuchuyaohuineisanqiankuai！
naihehuoerhaizai，libaihebuxiangbeirenkanlexiaohua。
这该死的云初初！
zicongshuoyaojiadiaotahuanliangbaiwancailizhihou，tazhenggerendoubianle。
dongbudongjiuyaoqian，yaozhaoyunhaishenggaozhuang，gaibuhuishishou**guodu，naozihuaidiaoleba？
yunhaishengweilejinwandeyanhuimangdejiaobuzhandi，zheihuiergangjijigeshangyedalaodawanyaoqingdianhua。
tayizoujinlai，jiukandaohaojigerenweizheyunzhenzhenzuozaoxing。
“chuchuni？zenmejiujizhenzhenyigerennong？bachuchuyejiaochulai，haohaodabanxia！”
libaihejimangbayunhaishengladaoyipang，didigugu，“zheiweihuoerdashizuoyicizaoxingkebubianyi，bazhenzhendabanmeimeidejiuxingle，chuchuhaishisuanleba！”
yunhaishengzhoumei，“neizenmexing？yaoshibierenyiweiwonvedaiqinshengnverzenmeban？”
libaihetixing，“nibiewangle，zaibierenyanli，zhenzhencaishiwomendeqinshengnver，chuchuzhishilingyangde！”
zheiduipianxindefumu，pazhaohuiqinshengnverzhihou，yunzhenzhenshijiahuodeshenfenhuipuguang，suoyiduiwaixuanchengyunchuchushitamenlingyangde。
zheiyangjikeyizhaohuiqinshengnveryunchuchu，yenengbaozhujiahuoyunzhenzhenqianjinxiaojiedeshenfen，keyishuoshiyijuliangde。
libaihejianyunhaishengshensedongyaole，zaijiezaili，“chuchushiwoshengde，wozenmekenengkuidaita？wozuotianjiletayiwankuaimaishouji，jintianyoujiletasanqiankuaizuotoufa！
zhishitataitanxinle，shenmedouyaohezhenzhenbi。zhenzhenbitapiaoliang，bitayouxiu，shiwomenjingxinjiaoyangzhangdade，chuchunashenmehezhenzhenbi？
jinwandeyanhuihenzhongyao，quandonghaishideqingniancaijundouhuilai，womenzhenghaochenjijizhenzhenzhaoyigemingdanghuduidehaonvxu！”
libaiheyadileshengyin，“nibiewangle，neiweishenmidemozongyehuilai。yaoshimozongkanzhonglezhenzhen，womenjiajiuyaofeihuangtengda，jiquanshengtianle！”
yunhaishengchedibeishuodongle，“zhenzhendangranshizuiyouxiude，danshiyebunengkuidailechuchu，miandebeiwairenshuoxianhua。”
“我知道了！”
……
yunchuchunazhechoujiangquanfadai。
zheishidashusongjitadechoujiangquan，haishuotasuoyoudexinyuandouhuishixian。
taxiangyaopiaoliangdelifu，xiangyaomeimeida，xiangyaonanguamache……
yunchuchukuxiao，dashubushixiannvjiaomu，tayebushihuiguniang。
zhengxiangdechushen，louxiachuanlaishengyin，yinyuetingdaoyourenzhaota。
yunchuchuhaoqidipaoxialouqu，jiandaomenkouzhanzheyigekuaidixiaoge。
“qingwenyunchuchuxiaojiezaima？”
“我就是云初初。”
“qingninqianshouyixiakuaidi！”
“womeizaiwangshangmaiguodongxia！”
kuaidixiaogexiaomimidishuo：“gongxinin，nindechoujiangquanzhongletedengjiang，zheishinindejiangpin。”
yunchuchujingdaile，“wa！wozhendezhongjiangle！”
yunzhenzhenpielepiezui，“choujiangnengsongshenmehaodongxi，zhenshimeijianguoshimian！”
yunchuchucaibudaliningmengjing，tabachoujiangquandijikuaidixiaogequeren，ranhouxiaoxinyiyidijieguolihechaikai。
libaiheheyunzhenzhenancuocuodishenzhanglebozitoukan。
dangkanqingchulifushi，liangrenyanzhuziyideng，buyueertongdejinghuleyisheng，“a！”
neihualizhijidelifu，jingmeishehuademianliao，meilunmeihuandejiancai，rangyunzhenzhenjidudeyanjingdouhongle。
libaihejitamaidexiangnaiergaodinglifu，turanjiubuxiangle！
yunzhenzhenyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan，“jiejie，nibushiyizhixiangyaogaodanglifuma？woyongwodexiangnaierhenihuanba！”
yunchuchusixiaofeixiaodipiaoletayiyan，“buhuan！”
libaihebeihualidelifushanhualeyan，haobantiancaihuiguoshenlai，chenlexialian。
“chuchu，nibazheijianlifuhuanjizhenzhen。zhenzhenneijiankeshixiangnaierdegaodinglifu，womaileyibaiwanmaide，nikeshijianledabianyile！”
yunchuchuzhuangchuyilianbeifendeshenqing，jinjinbaozhelifuhezi。
“mama，niyetaipianxinle，nihualeyibaiwanjiyunzhenzhenmaixiangnaierdelifu，quezhijiwomaidazhe199yuanchoudaobaodequnzi！
wozijichoujiangchouzhonglelifu，nihairangwohuanjiyunzhenzhen，younizheimepianxindemamama？woheyunzhenzhenjiujingsheicaishiniqinshengde？”
libaiheshengpatadouchugengduodebaoliao，henbudechongshangquwuzhutadezui。
“huanshenmehuan！”yunhaishengchenzhelianzouguolai，zhizhelibaihedebizimadao：“libaihewojinggaoni，jinwandeyanhuiduiwolaishuoxiangdangzhongyao，nibiezaizheigejieguyanshangjiwozhaoshi！chuchudelifurangtazijizuozhu，nibazuibajiwobishang！”
libaiheheyunzhenzhendeliansetongshiyibai，xingxingranbuganzaikaikou。
menkouzaiciyourenqiaomen，“hello？”
zhijiannanrenchuanzheyijianjiandandeheisechenyi，xiamianshiyitiaopodongniuziku，shoulitizheyigekuanshijiandandegongjubao，erduoshangdaizheyikebiaozhixingdelanzuanerding。
nanrenweixiaozheshuo：“yunchuchuxiaojiezaima？gongxinichoujiangchouzhonglelifuhaohuataocan，jiangpinbaokuoleyouwoweininqinzidazaowanmeizaoxing。”
yunchuchumanlianjingya，“wojiushiyunchuchu，neimemafannile。”
yunzhenzhensuanliuliudishuo：“hehe，nishinajiadetonylaoshi？gaibuhuishijiekougangkaideneijialifadiandexijianchuixiaogeba？xiangxiangyeshi，choujiangsongde，hainengzhiwangshizhuanyedezaoxingshima？”
libaihemanlianxianqidishuo：“womenzheibianyouhuoerdashizai，meidifangjini。chuchu，nidaizhetaquwaimian，biedaraodaohuoerdashi！”
huoerkandaolairen，shoulideyanyingshuapadeyixiadiaozailedishang。
manliandebuganzhixin，zhandouzheshengyinwen：“gepinglaoshi？ninshigepinglaoshi？”
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