第5章 大叔送的新婚礼物

“xuzongzhu!”yezhiyongyanjingyiliang,xiangshizhuazhuzuihouyigenjiumingdaocaoyiyang,puguoquputongyishengguixiale。

“xuzongzhu,qiuqiunibuyaozhongzhihetong,womenliangjiahezuozheimeduonianle,bushiyizhihenyukuaima?”

xuzhoumianwubiaoqing,“buzhishimoshi,moshidixiaqitagongsiyehuiquanmianzhongzhihezuo!nizouba!”

“daodishiweishenmea?nizongyaogaosuwoyuanyinba?”

xuzhoulengxiaoyisheng:“yinweinishenshangyoulajichouwei!”

yezhiyonglengzhu,zheihuazenmemomingershu……

huran,jigebaoanchongleguolai,bajidatonglaji,pitougailiandequandaozaiyezhiyongdeshenshang。

baokuomeichiwandezaofan、tudetan、caguobitideweishengzhi,haiyouyigedaizhexuedeweishengjin,zhijiezhanzailetadetoufashang!

yezhiyongzhenggerensanfazhexunrendeechou,tashoubuledeganouleqilai。

xuzhounazhepazizhezhukoubi,xianqidishuo:“chousile,batadiuchuqu!”

yezhiyongbeidiuzailedajieshang,tajiugengechouqizhadanyiyang,suoyourendouwuzhezuibatuibisanchi。

yunzhenzhenxinyouyujidigenzhepaochulai,wuzhebizi,youyuzhewen:“yeshao,nihaihaoba?”

“wohaonimalegebazi!”yezhiyongyibazhanghenhenshuaiguolai,baqiquansazaileyunzhenzhenshenshang。

yunzhenzhenbeidamengle,meixiangdaoyezhiyongzheigebeiweitiangou,juranganduitadongshou!

“chou**,nihaiyouliandawo?nimenyejiahenkuaijiupochanle,meileqian,nishenmedoubushi!”yunzhenzhenpokoudama,dalegeche,feikuaidipaole。

duiyuyunzhenzhenlaishuo,yezhiyongbuguoshitazhongduotiangouzhongdeyigebale。

tajingyibudingdiwuzhexiongkou,momingxiangqileyunchuchu。

zhiqianzaimenkou,yezhiyongmaleyunchuchushenshangyoulajichouwei。

jiezhe,yezhiyongquanshendoubeidaolelaji。

nandaobaoyangyunchuchudejinzhu,shimoshidegaoceng?

yunzhenzhenjimanganweiziji,bukenengde。

yunchuchuzhishizaimoshidangbaojiebale!

……

另一边。

yunchuchumudengkoudai,“dashu,niweiwobaochoule?”

molianchengdandandao:“zheihuikaixinlema?”

“wotaikaixinle!”yunchuchugaoxingdibengqilai,“neigeyezhiyongbushigehaodongxi,tajiaqiyekendingyebuhao!dashubuyaogenneizhonglajihezuo!tajinitixiedoubupei!”

这小马屁拍的!

kanzhenvhaikaixindexiaoyan,molianchengyeqingbuzijinde,weiweigouqilechunjiao。

napashibeipoyinjuzaixiaoxiaodedonghaishi,tayeshimojiadeshaozhu。

tamolianchengdeqizi,kebushishenmeamaoagou,dounengsuiyiqirude!

“lai,nikankanzheige。”molianchengdiguoquyigewenjianjia。

yunchuchuhaoqididakaiwenjian,saoleyiyan,jingyadeshengyindouyouxiebiandiaole,“heyunjiahezuodehetong?”

molianchengdandanshuo:“zheishiwosongjinidexinhunliwu。”

yunchuchujinghuchusheng:“dashushiyaobazheigehetongjiaojiyunjiama?”

“dui,yunjiadeqingkuangwoyousuolejie,nicaishizhenzhengdeyunjiaxuemai,quebeiyigebuzhidaonalimaochulaidemaopaihuojiqifule。wohuibazheifenhetongjiaojiyunjia,rangnidefumuduinilingyanxiangkan。”

yunchuchuchuizhetou,jiujiudoumeiyoutaiqilai。

molianchengyouxiedanxin,“zenmele?”

tameiyouzhuiguonvren,buguanshitanlianaihaishijiehun,tadoushixinshouxiaobai,shenmedoubudong。

nandaotadefangfayongcuole?

molianchengbiaomianshangbudongshengse,qishineixinjidetuantuanzhuan。

“dashu,wojiushitaigandongle!”yunchuchucalecayanlei,“dashu,nishiquanshijieduiwozuihaoderen!”

molianchengsonglekouqi,wojinletadeshou,“nishiwodeqizi,wobuduinihao,woduisheihao?”

taneishuangshenbujiandideheimou,fangfoyiyanjiunengkanjinrendexinliqu。

yunchuchudexiaolianbujuededehongle。

……

yunchuchupeizhemolianchengzaigongsigongzuowan,youyiqiquchifan,caihuileyunjia。

jialideqifenshifenningzhong。

yunzhenzhenhuilaihou,jiubayezhiyongbeiganchumoshideshiqingshuole。

yikaishi,yunhaishenghelibaihehaibuxiangxin。

zhidaoshifenzhongzhiqian,tamenjiedaolexiaoxi,caiquerenshizhende。

moshiduiwaixuanbu,congjintiankaishi,zhongzhiheyejiadeyiqiehezuo,zhengzaijinxingzhongdexiangmuyequanbujiaoting。

“zenmehuini?moshijiubupapeiweiyuejinma?”libaihebuganxiangxindinannandao。

yunhaishenglengchidao:“neidianweiyuejinsuanshenme?duimoshilaishuolianjiuniuyimaodousuanbushang!

tingshuomoshifengongsizheiweizongcaishixinshangrende,kanlaishizhunbeigaodadongzuole!womenkeyaozhuajinjihui,shuobudingnengdashangzheisoudachuan!”

dianshijilizhengzaibochucaijingxinwen,meinvzhuchirenzizhengqiangyuandishuodao:“jinri,moshijituanxuanbu,jianghuizaidonghaishitouzishiyi,dalifazhanjiuchengqugaijiangongcheng,jianghuixiangshehuigongkaizhaobiao……”

yunhaishengjimangzhaochuyaokongqi,bashengyindiaodaozuida。

tingdao“shiyi”,taxingfendaolianbujiroudouyaodoudong。

“hahaha!taihaole!womenyunjiadejihuizhongyulaile!”

libaihebujiedao:“mojialaitouhendama?”

“nidongshenme!neikeshishiyidedaxiangmua,womenjiusuanchibushangrou,nenghekoutangdounengxuezhuanbukui!”yunhaishengjidongdishuo。

libaihetixingdao:“keshiwomenhemoshigenbenmeiyoushengyishangdewanglai,benlaixiangkaozheyejiaqianxiandaqiao,xianzaiyejiayekuaipochanle!”

yunhaishengdeliansejiangzhu,“zongyaoxiangxiangbanfa!”

tongyishike,donghaishiwushujiazudoukandaolezheizexinwen。

suoyourendouzaichunchunyudong,xiangyaofenyibeigeng。

moshikeshijingchengdeyiliuchaojishijia!

napazhishidonghaishideyijiaxiaoxiaofengongsi,dounengnachushiyilaitouzi!

kejiandezheikuaifeirouyouduoda,youduoxiang!

jiuzaizheishihou,yunchuchuhuilaile。

yunzhenzhendeyanshenshanleshan,xiaozheshuodao:“bama,nimenhaibuzhidaoba,jiejiezaimoshijituandagongni!”

“shenme?”yunhaishenghelibaiheshishengdao。

“chuchu,nizhendezaimoshijituanshangban?nizheigeshahaizi,nizenmezaobugaosumamani!”libaihejingxidao。

yunchuchudandankanleyanyunzhenzhentiaoxindeyanshen,zhuantouduilibaiheshuo:“wozhishizaimoshidangbaojiebale!”

yunzhenzhenshuotashibaojie,neitajiujiazhuangbaojiehaole!

guoran,tingdaoyunchuchuzhishiququyigebaojieyuan,libaihedelianseshunjianjiuheile。

“nizhenshijiwodiuren!duneimeduoshu,nijiudanggebaojieyuan,nizenmeneimemeichuxi!”