第3章
“nigechoubaguai，danganhuiwoqingbai，kanwobunongsini！”
hualuo“pada”yisheng，zhijiannanrenyishoujiangpidaijidakai，suijichoulechulai，jiangguyiyideshuangshoujibangzailechuangtoushang。
“shuaige，nibuhuixiangshuiwoba？”
“......zhangdechou，xiangdedaotingmei！”
“......”
“haiyou，woshinilaogong！”
lisitingnumuyuandengdedengzheta，“zheimechou，kanzhejiudaoweikou。”
guyiyi：“......”
guyiyibufuqile：“neinihaikan?！”
nanrenzaitashenshangsaoleyiyan：“liandaoweikou，danshencaibucuo。”
guyiyi：“......”
suoyi，tatemedemiaoshangtashencaile？！
danduizhetazheizhangchoudaobianjidelianxiadequzui？
zheibujinshaque，haijibuzeshia！
lisitingxiuzhangdeshouzhihuaguoguyiyiwanhaowuxiadelingwaiyibianlian，rouhuadejifudaoshirangtayouxieaibushishou。
budebushuo，bujinshencaihao，jifuxiniyouguanghua，genganggangbodejidanyiban......
mozhehaizhenshirangrenaibushishou。
nanrendemuguanglaidaotaqifudexiongkoushang！
chajuedaoduifangdaizhelvguangdemuguang，guyiyixiangyebuxiangtaiqijiao，chaonanrenkudangzhijiechuaileguoqu。
这狗男人。
danxiayishuntadetuijiubeinanrenyishoujiyazhizhule，muguangzongsuanfangdaolayanjingdelianshang：
“nihaizhenyiweiwoduiniganxingqume。”
“dongdongdong......”
menbeiqiaoxiang，waimianxiangqiliguanjiadeshengyin，“shaoye，shaofurenshibushizailimian？laofurenshuoyaojianta。”
“gaosunainai，taxianzaibufangbianqu。”
“keshi......shaoye，nimenxinhun，dejilaofurenjingcha，zheibuqu......buheguijua。”
“neiniquwennainai，tashiyaosunzi，haishiyaojingcha！”
“......”
qingtianbairidehaijixuwanshangde，guoranchoubaguai，duozuoguai。
heng，taxianzaijiuqulaofurenmianqiancantayibenbuke。
liguanjiaxingxingdepaoqugaozhuangle。
fangjiannei，fankangbuledeguyiyiyanjingyibi：
“laiba，jirannixiadequzui，neiwojiujieshouba，fanzhengnishuaiwochou，chikuidebushiwo！”
lisiting：“......”
zheigechoubaguai，haizhendeshi......
nanrennuqichongchongdeqishen，jiezheshuaimenerchu。
顾一一哼了哼。
yijuhuajiushengqi，kanlaigounanrendezhandouliyebuguorucima。
duile，tadebianyilaogongbenlaijiushigeshaque。
liangjujiushengqi，queshishibutaicongming，yequeshicanbao。
buguozheizhangxiangyidianyebuchoua。
kanlaiwaijiechuanyandeyebuquanshishishi。
rujinzheishaquelaogongyesuanshitadejiumingenrenle，suoyi，tadegaibianyixiazhanlve。
——
chulewoshizhihoudenanren，lianshangnubukeedeshenqingmiaobianbingyangzi。
tayibiankesouyibianxialou，liguanjiazhengchanfuzhelilaotaitaishanglou。
kandaoshangloudenainai，lisitingkedegenglihaile：“kekeke......kekeke......”
nanrenyifuyouqiwulideyangzi，kanshangquhaosikuaiyaosileyiyang。
“aiya，tinger，nizenmekedezheimelihai？”
jianzhuang，lilaotaitaixintengyouyihuo，“neichuangdanshangdouhaodayikuaixianxue，erqieniganggangbushihaizaizaosunzima？zenmezheihuijiubuxingle。”
lisiting：“......”
“dashishuozhiyaoqulegujianvnijiuhaolea！gujishishenbuxingle，liguanjia，ganjinqudundianbushendeyingyangpin，jitingerbubu。”
“haode，wozheijiuqu。”
lisiting：“......”
lisitingyouzhongyabachihuangliangan。
tafenmingshibeineichoubaguaianzaidishangjiqiangle。
“nainai，neigechoubaguaitaidaoweikoule，wobuxihuan！”
“choushichouledian，kedashishuoneichou......neiyatouwangni，zhiyaonigentazaiyiqi，nidebingjiunenghao。
zheibu，zuotianershiwunibushihaohaode！”
“......”
lilaotaitaikukoupoxinde，“tingera，jingrannigenneiyatoujiehunle，yihoujiuhaohaoduidairenjia，bijingneiyatouzhihaonidebingle。
duile，neiyatoubushigennizaiyiqima，tarenni？”
“laofuren，shaonainaizaizheini！”
yilaoyongrendaizheguyiyixialou，lianshangxiaodexiangduogouweibahuaside：
“kexikehea，laofuren，shaoyezhongyukendainvrenqutadewofangle！”
lisiting：“......”
nanrenmuguangsaoleyanguyiyi，mouditengchuyimoshaqi。
guyiyikanzhexinligedengyixia。
tashisuanle，benyiweizheilaoyongrenkanzhehanhoulaoshi，zuoshijiukaopu，meixiangdaoyeshigesuqidezhu。
tajingdiantaiciyichukou，ranglisitingyujiadexiangnongsitale。
“奶奶。”
guyiyiguaiqiaodezoudaolaotaitaishenbian，zhudongshenshouwanzhulaotaitaidegebo，“duibuqie，yiyiqichile。”
“meishimeishi，nainaishiguolairen，lejiede。”
“…？”
了解啥？
lilaotaitaicimeishanmudeqingpaizheguyiyideshoubei：
“yiyia，xianzainihesitinghaiyounainaiwo，doushiyijiaren，rihouzaiwaimianruoyousheiqifuni，nigaosunainaigentinger，nainaijuedingbuhuirangnishouweiqu。”
“嗯，谢谢奶奶。”
lilaotaitaixiaolexiao，suihouduanxiangqitadelian，“nizheilian......”
“e，zheishitaiji，duibuqienainai，wozhangleyizhangchoulian，rangnimenyanjingshouzuile。”
lilaotaitai：“......”
这丫头，怪实诚的。
lisitinglengyouyoudekaikou，“zhangdechoushinifumudecuo，danshinichulaiherenneijiushinidecuo。”
“......”
weilenanrenyoushuo：“nainai，gentatongchuanggongzhenwohuizuoemengde，suoyi，woyaolihun！”
“zuoemengzongbinimeiyuefabinghao，nijiulaolaoshishishouzheba。”
lisiting：“......”
woqu，zheilaotaitaibaqi！
guyiyiananjilaotaitaishulegedamuzhi。
tapieleyiyanbiequdenanren，turanjuedingbulihunle。
heihei，zheigounanrenyueshibudaijianta，neitapianyaozaitamianqianhuangyou。
气死他！
haiyouyidian，zaimeiyouzhaodaorenzhiqian，lijiashaonainaideshenfen，huoxunenggoujitaxuxiefangbian。
“敬茶吧！”
lilaotaitaizhuanshenzouqushafachuluozuo，shuangshoufangzaixigaichu，jushoutouzujian，jieshidangjiarendefengfanyuweiyan。
laoyongrengenzailaotaitaishenbian，zaicichukoutadejingdiantaici：
“laofuren，wojuedeshaoyeganggangsuoshuodeyinggaishiwanxiaohua，buranshaoyeyebuhuidaishaonainaiqutadefangjianle。ninqiaoqiao，shaoyeduoxihuanshaonainaia！”