第一章 祸害!

“shidaorujin,nihaibuchengren?”

shufangnei,yimingshencaixiaoshoudezhongniannanzizhizheguizaidishangdeshaonianpokoudama,yipangde**zemanlianchourong,kuquanbuzhi。

shaoniandayueershichutou,shentaijusang,liangzhimingliangdedayanjingqueshibushidetoukanzhongniannanzi。

“cunxitoudelaoliushuole,tajiadeahuangbeinizuochenglegourouhuoguo,keshizhende?”

“shifu,ninyuanwangtuerle!ahuangjiaoweile,tuerhaoxinjitazhenggu,jiushishoufabudui,jieguoahuangquele!wojuedekuijiu,jiuxiangjiahuangxigereshuizao……”

shuozhe,shaonianlianmangmoleyibazuijiaodeyouzi。

“haiyou,laosuntoushuotajiadejibeinihongshaole,zheiyeshijia?”

“tuerbidouehaiyuana!laosuntoudexiadanmujishengbingle,tuerjiuyongguimenzhenfajimujizhenjiu,mujixianteng,tiaojinhuokengzijinle!”

“一派胡言!”

zhongniannanrenchaoqiqiangjiaodesaozhou,zhizheshaonianpokoudama,“weishideguimenzhenfashiyonglaijimujizhenjiude?kuinixiangdechulai!”

**heleyitiao,lianmangzhizhizhongniannanren,roushengquanweidao:“tueryeshiyipianhaoxin,bieshengqi!”

shuozhe,taqiaoqiaojishaoniandilegeyanse,yangnudao:“nizheichouxiaozi,zhengtianchuanghuo,tiantianyoucunliderenzhaonishifugaozhuang!nishifunengbushengqima?ganjinjishifudaoqiana!”

“shimu,laosuntoutaibudongdeganenle!wohaoxinbangtazhenjiu,taquebulingqing,haigaowoheizhuang!ganmingwobatajiadejidoudusi!”

“你……”

zhongniannanrenqideyanmaojinxing,shouzhidouzaiweiweizhandou,“nixueleweishideyishu,youxuelenishimudedugong,ziyiweilebuqishibushi?”

shuozhe,tajiuzhuanshenhuifang,quleyigebaoguo,diujishaonian,“yangxun,jirannibutingweishidehua,weishiyebuxiangzaiyaonizheigetudile!nixianzaijiuzou!”

yangxunlengleyixia,jianqibaoguo,kanlekanshifuheshimu,kelesangetou,gengyandao:“tuerbuxiao,tuerzoule,shifushimubaozhong!”

shuoba,yangxunqishenliqu,yiranjueran。

raner,taganggangzouchuxiaoyuan,queyouzhuanshenhuilaile,nieshouniejiaoderaodaolexiaoyuanhoumian,pazaichuangtaixiatouting。

“yesong,nixiangrangxiaoxunchushililian,keyimingshuo!feiyaonongzheiyitao,wanyixiaoxunxinyiweizhen,wokannidaoshihouzenmeku?”**dengleyiyanzhangfu,wunaitanxi。

yesongganxiaoyisheng,“xiaoyun,neixiaozijingmingzheni!zaishuole,tazheiliujueshati,zhudinghuobuguoershiersui。zheimeduonianlai,yikaowodeguimenzhenfa,mianqianggouyancanchuanzhijin。ruozaibuzhaodaotianmingzhiren,bangtatupoxingchengongfa,jiulianwodeguimenzhenfadoujiubuleta!”

wenyan,xiaoyunmianseanran,tanxidao:“shuoqilai,yeguaiwotaixinji!weilejixiaoxunxuming,wolianxuliugeyuejitaxiadu,daozhixiaoxunchengleliujueshati,wodecuoa!”

xiaoyunanranchuilei,yesongxinzhongburen,louzheqizidexiangjian,anweidao:“ruofeinixiaduxuming,neigechouxiaozizaozaiwunianqianjiusile!zaizhe,yexingkuizheixiaoziyouxin,rangniwoerrenbishi,zheicaichengjiulezanmenliangrendeyinyuan!”

“pei!choumei!”xiaoyunxiafeishuangjia,bujincuileyikou。

“buguo,nifangxin!zheijinian,woyezaibangtaanzhongxunzhao,erqieyijingzhaodaoleyige,xiangguanxinxijiufangzaineigebaoguoli!buguo,shengyudeliurenhaixutazijixunzhao!”

yesongqingfuxiaoyunhuanidelianjia,heiheixiaodao:“buguo,zheixiaozizoule!zanmenshibushigaikaolvshenggeerzile?”

“晚上再说吧!”

yangxunmolemofatangdelianjia,xiaoshengdunangdao:“feiliwuting,feiliwuting!”

ganqing,shifuganzouziji,shixianggenshimu……

xianglexiang,tajiekaibaoguo,fanchuyizhangzhaopian。zhaopianshangdenvhaiziyehaisuanpiaoliang,jiushishencaichaledian,chicunyoudianxiao。

“慕云情……”

yangxunkanleyiyanzhaopianhoumiandexinxi,xiaoshengdunangdao:“nandao,zheinvrennengbangzijitupoliujueshati?”

chuaihaozhaopian,yangxunyizhenfengsidechongjinleshifudeyaoku。

pingshi,yangxunhennanjinruyaoku,chenzheshifushimuzaoxiaoren,yangxunjuedingdaidianzhenxiyaocai,shuobudingnatianjiuyongshangle。

“yangyanwan,nazoule!”

“yuanqidan,haodongdong!nazou!”

“qiannianheshouwu,juranhaiyouzheige!nazou!”

xuyujian,ruodadeyaokuluanqibazao,fangfobeiqiangdaoxijie。

yangxuntuozheyigedamadai,laidaoxiaoyuanhoudemaquan,kanzheshuanzaimaquannei,youxiandadundexiaomaolv,heiheiyixiao。

tingdaojiaobusheng,xiaomaolvzhengyan,zhangxiaoyisheng,yigezongshen,tiaochuyimiduogaodemaquan,weizheyangxunhuankuaidezhuanquanquan。

maquanweilanzuyouyimiwu,zheimaolvjingranyiyueerchu,jianguile!

“xiaoheia!nidagewoyaozoule,nixiangbuxiangzoua?”

“咩!”

“nishilv,bushiyang!suanle,kannizheiyisi,zanmenyiqizouba!”

yangxuntiaodaoxiaomaolvdebeishang,pailepaixiaomaolvdenaodai,“zoulou!chumenkanmeizige!”

xiaomaolvzhangsiyisheng,xuanfengsidechongchulexiaoyuan,chaozheyaoshancundecunkouchongqu。congci,yaoshancunshaolelianggechuanghuojing,cunminmenpaishouchengkuai。

bangwan,yaoshancunneichuanlaiyigenanrenxiesidilidenuhousheng,“yangxun,haiwodeheshouwu,haiwodeyuanqidan!”