燕明高速。
kuanchangdegaosuchedaoshang，yangxunyouzaiyouzaideqizailvbeishang，yibianchuizhekoushao，yibianbeikaozheyongzhongdedabaoguo，xinshangzhecongtashenpangfeisulveguodegezhonghaoche。
congyaoshancundaogaosugonglu，yangxunzoulezhengzhengyiye。genjuluxiantu，zhiyaoyanzhezheitiaogaosugongluyizhiwangqianzou，zaizouyitian，jiunengdaodamingzhushi。
zaineili，tajiangyaoxunzhaonenggoupojietaliujueshati，zhutaxumingdenvren。
raner，zaizheigaosugonglushang，qizhexiaomaolvdeyangxun，yanranchengweileyitiaozuiqiangyandefengjingxian。
wushucheliangluguotadeshihou，douhuijiansu，haiyouhenduorendakaichechuang，nachushouji，duizhetayizhenkuangpai，ranhoufazaiweixinpengyouquan，haifujiayigexiaobiaoti——gaosushangdeqipa。
duici，yangxunbuyiweiyi。zaiyaoshancun，taxiangzenmezoujiuzenmezou，conglaimeirenganshuoyigebuzi，naguantashenmegaosugonglude？
嗖嗖嗖——
yiliangjiezheyiliangdehaochecongtashenpangjisulveguo，yangxundexinqingyoudianbushuangle。
tapailepaixiaomaolvdenaodai，wenshengdao：“xiaoheia！nijiubunengzhengdianqima？kandaoqianmianneiliangbaomalema？zhuishangta！”
xiaoheiniutou，baileyiyan，bumandeaoaohaojiao，sihuzaishuo——laozishishuo，youbushibaomache。
zhengzaicishi，yiliangheisebenchichehuxiaoerguo，juanqidekuangfengchadianbayangxunconglvbeishangxianxialai。
“mlgbde！youmeiyoudaodea？dongbudongkaichea？ganzhequtoutaia！”yangxunzhizhebenchiche，pokoudama。
benchichequesihaomeiyoujiansudeyisi，jixukuangben。
“xiaohei，buzhuibaomachele，jiuzhuineiliangheibenchi！”
yangxunxiadalemingling，kexiaoheiquewudongyuzhong，yangxunzhihaoshichushashoujian，“xiaohei，zhuishangta！jinwanwojinizhaoyitouhaokandemulv！”
“咩……”
xiaoheifachuyishenggaokangdejianjiao，shaoweixushizhihoujiuhuazuoyidaoheisedelongjuanfeng，jibenerqu。
zhishizhayandegongfu，xiaoheijiuyijingchaoyueleneixiehaoche。
zheijingrendeyimu，lingsuoyourendoujianjiaoqilai，tamenzaicinachushouji，yizhenkuangpai，fenfenfasongpengyouquan，bingqiefudaiyigexiaobiaoti——yitoubifalalihaikuaidemaolv！
dangxiaoheiyuheibenchibingjiaqiqudeshihou，yangxunbujinbumandecongbaoguolichouchuyigenshaohuogun，qiaoleqiaochechuangboli。
“nitaniangdehuibuhuikaichea？gangcaichadianzhuangdaowole，ganjinxiachedaoqian……budui，xiachepeikuan！”
很快的，车窗打开。
yigekuaitouzhuangshideguangtounanshenchunaodai，zhengxiangpokoudama，keshikandaofeibendexiaolaolv，dunshijiudaizhule。
这尼玛逆天了！
xianzaibenchichesukeshijiushimai，zheitoumaolvjingrannenggoubingjiaqiqu？
duanzandejingezhihou，guangtounanjiuzhendingxialai，tahenhendidengleyiyanyangxun，damadao：“xiaozi，wojinggaoni！kuaidiangun，biezhaobutongkuai！”
“youmeiyouwangfale？nichadianzhuangdaowo，jingranhaiganweixiewo！”yangxundamaleyiju，yangqibazhang，xiangyaoquchouguangtounandenaodai，queyiwaifaxianhouchezuoshangjingranyouyigeshuangshoushuangjiaodoubeikunbang，zuibalihaisaileyituanmaojin，bingqieyijinghunmidenvren。
什么情况？
mofeizheijiushidianshishangshuodeguaimairenkou？
ruoshishiruowudu，ruheduideqipingshishifushimudezhunzhunjiaohui？
“jinishimiaozhong，mashangtingche！”yangxunhuiwuzheshaohuogun，yanlijinggao。
guangtounanlengxiaoyisheng，guanshangchechuang，benchichezaicijiasu，youjiangyangxunshuaidaoleshenhou。
“xiaohei，zanmenpengdaofanzuifenzile！tamenyoupianmeinv，jiasu，zhuishangtamen！”
tingwenmeinverzi，xiaoheiaodeyisheng，sitijiasu，rutongyitoufafengdexiniu，henhendizhuangxiangbenchichedeche**。
咚——
zaixiaoheidexiongmengzhuangjixia，benchichedalegezhuan，chadianyitouzhuangzailubiandelanganshang，danxiaoheiquewanhaowusun。
youzhuangleliangxia，benchichebukanzhongji，yankanjiuyaozhuangdaohulan，jinjichache，zheicaibimianlechehuirenwang。
eryangxunqizhexiaohei，lanzailebenchicheqian。
xiaoheirutongtianshenfuti，yangqiqianti，yijiaoxiaqu，benchichedecheqiangaibeicaibieyigedakeng。
“made！zheishishenmedongxi？”
“zheilvyetaimengleba？”
chemendakai，sigebiaohandahanmamalieliedezuanchuchezi。
zheisigebiaoxingdahanhenyoutedian，lianggeshouhou，yigeguangtou，yigedaheixiong。yikanzheisirendezhangxiang，yangxunjiunenggouduanding，zheisigejiahuokebushishenmeshancha，kendingshitamenyoupianqingchunshaonv。
“guangtianhuari，langlangqiankun，nimensigefanzuifenzi，jingranganyoupianbangjiameishaonv！”
yangxuncongxiaoheibeishangtiaoxialai，shouzhongshaohuogunxudianzheisirendamadao：“yiqunchouliumang，jintianwoyangxunyaotitianxingdao！”
sirenmianmianxiangqu，meigerendoucongduifangdeyanshenzhongkandaolemanmandeyihuo。
“这人有病吧？”
“meicuo，haishishenjingbing！”
“zanmenyaobuyaodadianhua，jiaojingshenbingyuanlaizhuaren？”
beifanzuifenziwushi，yangxunlianshangguabuzhule，tadaheyisheng，“kuaibameishaonvjiaochulai，fouzewojiubukeqile！”
cishi，zheisirencaimingbaiguolai。
“ganqing，nizaishuomuxiaojie！buhaoyisi，womenbukenengjiaojini，shunbianfengquanniyiju，bieduoguanxianshi！”guangtounanjinggaodao。
“ganjingun！renaolewomen，fenfenzhongzoubianni！”
yangxunqingmieyixiao，shuqizhongzhi，“guangshuobulianjiabashi，youbenshijiulaizouwoa！”
“nixiaozipiyangleshibushi？kuaidianbalvqianzou！”guangtounanhuanglehuangbodadequantou，weixiedao。
yangxunquecunbuburang，“nimenbameishaonvjiaojiwo，woziranjiuhuizoule！”
guangtounanqinao，niutoukanzheshenpangdeyimingshouhounan，“laoda，zheixiaozijingjiubuchichifajiu，zanmenxiulitayidun！”
shouhounandiantou，“keyi，buguoxiashouzhuyiyidian，biegaochushenmemafan！”
“没问题！”
guangtounanyinyinyixiao，niuleniubozi，youcuolecuozhigu，“chouxiaozi，wobangnisongsongjingu！”
shuozhe，guangtounanyigemengchong，yiquanzaxiangyangxundemianmen。
zheiguangtounanjiroujieshi，kuaitouyouda，hunshenchongmanlebaozhaxingdeliliang，suirankanqilaibenzhuo，dansuduquehenkuai。
zheiyiquanruoshidajieshile，kongpayaotangchuangsantian。
yangxunquefangruochidai，dengdaoguangtounandequantouzalaideshihou，zheicaimanyouyoudeshenchuyouzhang，wozhuleguangtounandequantou。
erguangtounan，quemeibanfazaijinbanfen。
“meichifanma？shidianjinga！”yangxunbumandedengzheguangtounan。
guangtounanmianrutuse，gangxiangshouquan，yangxunquemengdiwangqianyila，guangtounanyigelieju，puxiangyangxun。yangxunyizhichuozaiguangtounandexiongkou，guangtounanjiubianchengleyigenmiantiao，ruanruanzaidao。
guangtounannulidexiangyaopaqilai，quefaxianhunshenwuli，shoujiaoyebutingshihuanle。
yankanxiongdidaoxia，qiyusanrendajingshise，tamenduishiyiyan，doubumingbaiguangtoushizenmedaoxiade。
“laoer，nizenmehuishia？”weishoudeshouhounanbumandehechidao。
“laoda，wodetouyoudianyun，kenenggaoxueya……”guangtounanyouqiwulideshuodao。
“shenmegaoxueya？”shouhounanzhuantoukanleyiyandaheixiong，“laosan，nilai！”
daheixiongdiantou，congxizhuangkoudailimochuyibaxiaoqiaodebishou，ganggangbihualeliangxia，queganjueshentisuanruan，xigaiyiwan，putongyishengguilexialai。
“laoda，woyetouyun，kenenggaoxueya……”
“nimenshenmeshihouyougaoxueyale，wo……”shouhounanhaimeishuowan，zhijuedetouyunnaozhang，yetanruanzaidi。
zuihouyigeshouhou，jingkongdekanzheyangxun，shentidourushaikang，“ninini……”
yijuhuahaimeishuowan，tayeyitouzaidaole。
“zheikebushigaoxueya！”
yangxunxiaoxixidezoudaoguangtounandemianqiandunxia，congkuzikoudailimochuyigexiaopingzi，“texiaomenghanyao，zhiyaoxiruyidingdian，wumiaozhongzhineijiuhuibiandequanshensuanruan，yanzhongdehaihuihunmi，haowanba？”