第5章 怎么像找对象?

linyiweiweiyixiaodianlediantou,hechupengzhanzirandewolewoshou。

zheizhongzhengchangdeshejiaoliyi,linyihenshiyingfuziru:“chuxiansheng,ninhao!”

chupengzhandereqing,ranglinyiyouxieshouchongruojing,touyiciyudaozheimereqingdeguzhuni。

suiranshuozijishibeitaqinglaiquzhixingmouyixiangrenwude,danshiyigeshangshiqiyededongshizhangduizijiruci,zheiranglinyiyouxiehaoqi,zenmeganjuexiangshitongjibiedehuijianni?

“linxiansheng!woyezhidao,huoxurangniquzunquzuozheixieshiqingrangniyouxieweinan……”

chupengzhanyouyuleyixia,shuodao。

tingzhechupengzhanyueshuoyuelipule,lianlianpirulinyirucihouderendouyouxiebuhaoyisile,mangdao:

“buquzun……wozaijialibiancaoxieyigeyuecaizhuanjibaikuai,laotouzishuozheigerenwugouwochiyibeizile……”

linyixindao,zheiguzhuhaohoudaoa,qingzijilaizuoshi,haizheimekeqi,buxiangyouderen,jilezijibaochou,jiukaishishuosandaosi。

“什么?编草鞋?”

chupengzhanyileng,zixikanlekanlinyi,zijiyemeirencuorena?buguozheijiahuoshuodedoushishenmegenshenmea?nandaolinlaomeitianjiaotabiancaoxiezhuanneijibaikuaiqian?

chupengzhanyouxiewuyule,tacongzijialaoyezineiliyeyinyuetingshuoleyixieguanyulinyideshiji,dandanneiciqufeizhouyingjiurenzhidechoujinyinggaijiushishangyimeijinjide,tajuranhuibiancaoxiezhuanqian?

“shia,yishuangcaoxienengmaisikuaiqian,yitianbiangesanwushuang,yigeyuejiushihaojibaile。”

linyidianlediantou,tazijiyeyinyindejuedeyouxiebuduijinger,laotouzisihubuxiangshigeqiongguia?

chupengzhanyeguanbulerenjiadesishi,tinglelinyidehua,zhidewunaideyaoleyaotou。

“yihounidegongzishimeigeyuesanwankuai,zheixieqianbaohannishangxuedexuefeiherichanghuaxiao,dangran,huazaiwonvershenshangdeqian,keyiewaizhaolifubaoxiao。”

“sanwan?laotouzibushuojiqiankuaime?”

linyilengleyixia,bushiba?zheimegaoxin?

zaozhidaozheiyanghaidaishenmeqianlaia,shengdekanlaotouzineifuroutengdezuilianle,linyixiangqileconglaotouzineiliyaozheisiwanjiuqiankuaiqianshideqingjingle:“dengdeng,chuxiansheng,ningangcaishuoshenme?shangxue?xuezafei?haiyouhuazaininnvershenshangdeqian?zheishishenmeyisi?woyoudianerbumingbai……”

linyihennamen,chupengzhanshuodedaodishishenmeyisi,zijibushilaizhixingrenwudeme?

“e?zenme,linlaoyezizhiqianmeihenishuome?qingzheibianlai,jutiqingkuang,womenquloushangtanba。”

chupengzhanweiweiyixiao,zuochuleyigeqingdezishi,helinyijianbingjiandexiangdiantizouqu。

zenmeshuoxianzaichupengzhanyeshizijideguzhule,kuangqiejizijidexinshuihaizhenbudi,suiranduiyuchupengzhansuoshuodeshiqingyouxiemomingqimiao,buguozheixienianqianqibaiguaiderenwulinyiyeyujianguobushao。

suoyi,linyihechupengzhanyiqizoudeshihou,teyidefangmanlebuzi,rangzijibianchenggenzaitadeshenhoudeyangzi,buguochupengzhanqueshihenkeyidehelinyidebudiaobaochiyizhi。

linyizirankanzaiyanli,xinxiayouxiechayi,zenmeganjuechupengzhanduizijidetaiduyouxieguoyudeqinheleni?

linyisuiranqiguai,danshiqueyemeiyouchuyanxunwen。

bijingtashidiyicihechupengzhanjianmian,liangrenbingbushihenshuxi,youxiehuabuhaoshuodetaiduo,dengdaoshijianzhangle,ziranhuigaoqingchude。

chupengzhandebangongshizuoluozaipengzhandashadedingceng,youerbaipingmizhida,yimianqiangdoushidadadeluodichuang,rangwuzilideguangxiangewaimingliang。

fubozaijiangchupengzhanhelinyirangjinlebangongshihou,jiutuilechuqu,fenfuwaimianmishushidemishuxiaoyujinqujidaochale。

“linxiansheng,qingwenninhedianershenme?”

xiaoyuyijingcongfubodekouzhongzhidaolelinyidexingshi。

“白开水吧。”

linyipingshizaijialihedezuiduodejiushibaikaishuile,chulaiyeshiyiyang。

xiaoyuyileng,buguohaishiweixiaodedao:“haode,qingshaodeng。”

zhiyuchudongshizhangheshenme,tabuxuyaoxunwenjiuzhidaole,yinweimeitiandoushiyiyangde。

“linxiansheng,congmingtiankaishi,fubohuianpainijinrusongshandiyigaozhongdegaosanwuban,chengweiyiminggaozhongsheng,hexiaonvchumengyaoyigebanji,meitiantongtayiqishangxue、fangxue,zhaogutadeshenghuo,huijiahouzhidaotadegongke……shuobaile,qishijiushihetazuogebaner……wozheixienianmangyushengyi,duixiaonvshuyuzhaogu,xincunkuijiu,woxiangzhaogehetatandelaideren,duojitaxieguanhuai……zheicaishiwozhaonilaidezhenzhengyuanyin……nihetachabuduoda,doushinianqingren,yinggaiyougongtonghuatiba?”

chupengzhanweiweiyixiaoshuodao。

linyiyouxiefaleng,shenmezhaogetandelaideren?

haijitaguanhuai?gongtonghuati?buhuiba?

zheijiushisuoweidenenggouchiyibeiziderenwu?

zenmeyuetingyuexiangzhaoduixiangni?

buhuizheixiaoniuyoushenmeshengliyinji,jiabuchuqule,zhaozijichongshuba?

“linxiansheng,nizenmele?”

chupengzhanjiandaolinyiyiliandejingebiaoqing,sishizhidaotazaixiangshenme:“yuanbenwoyiweilinlaoyeziyijingjiangzheiyiciniyaozuodeshiqinggaosuleni,danshixianzaikanlai,sihubingbushizheiyang?”

“chuxiansheng,ninhaishijiaowolinyiba,linxianshengyouxiebieniu。”

linyikuxiaoleyixiashuodao:“shuoshihua,zhiqianwozhendebuzhidaowoyaolaizuoshenme,laotouzizhishishuozheiyicishigezhongyaoderenwu,erqiezuohaolekeyichiyibeizide……”

“吃一辈子?”

chupengzhantinglelinyidehuahouyie,suijiquedaxiaoleqilai:“hahahaha,linlaoyezizheimeshuoyemeimaobing,nizuohaole,suohuodedechoulaodequegounichiyibeizile!”

“这……”

linyihaishimeimingbaichupengzhandaodiyaozijizuoshenme:“keshiwoderenwujiujingshishenme?”

“zhiqianwoyijingshuoguolea?nipeizhewonvershangxuefangxueyiqidushu,dangran,niyeyaofuzebaohutadeanquan,buyaorangrenqifuta。”

楚鹏展解释道。

“伴读?保姆?”

zheishilinyiweiyinengxiangdaodexingrongcile。

“e……niyekeyizheimelijie,shishishangyeshizheiyang。”

chupengzhandianlediantou,yebudenglinyizaishuoshenme,jiujiangyifenziliaodijilelinyi:“zheishisongshandiyizhongxuedeziliao,nikeyixianshuxiyixia。”

linyiyouxiewunaidedianlediantou,jieguoleziliao,zheijiushilaotouzisuoweidechaojirenwu?

malegebide,zijibuhuiyoubeihuyouleba?

jiuxiangshangciqunanmeizhouyiyang,laotouzihezijishuoqujiugeren……jieguo,nalishijiugeren?shijiuyiqunren……

buguobuguanzenmeshuo,yougaoedebaochouna,erqiezheirenwudeweixianxingyouxiangdangdedi,zhishiyoudianeryouqianrenjiadaxiaojiegoutuizidexingzhi,buguowusuoweile,jiudangxiuxile。

songshanshidiyigaozhongsuiranjiaozuodiyigaozhong,qishizaojiushiyijiasilizhongxuele。

zhishibeishougoudeshihoumeiyougaimingzieryi,erchupengzhandepengzhanjituan,zeshixuexiaodesandagudongzhiyi。

guaibudezijilianxiaoxuedoumeishangguo,jiunengqingyibeianpaijinzheisuogaozhongshangxue。

suiranlinyimeiyoushangguoxue,danshicongwangshangyenenglejiedao,nongcunhukoudehaizidaochengshilishangxueyouduomedekunnan。

“haode,wohuizuohaowodebenzhigongzuo。”

linyijiandandekanwanziliao,dianlediantou。

“dangran,chumengyaohuoxupiqibutaihao,danshizheigehaizibenzhihaishibucuode。”

chupengzhanshuodaozheili,kuxiaoleyixia:“woxiangxinnizheimeyouxiu,yidingkeyihetaxiangchuhenrongqiade。”

融洽?

linyidaoshimeizhiwangnenghezheiweidaxiaojierongqiaxiangchu,youbushigaoduixiang,xiangchuneimerongqiayoushenmeyong。

buguolinyizuishangquedao:“wojinliba。”

chupengzhansishiyekanchulelinyidefuyan,weiweixiaolexiao,ranhouduibangongshimenwaihandao:“fubo,yaoyaokuaifangxuele,niqujieyixia,zhenghaodaizhelinxianshengqushuxiyixiahuanjing。”

“chuxiansheng,ninjiaowolinyijiuhaole,huozhexiaoyiyexing,biejiaowolinxianshengle,tingdeyouxiebieniu。”

林逸说道。

“haoba,neiwojiujiaonixiaoyiba,zenmeshuowodoushinidezhangbei,niyebuhuichikui,niyebiejiaowochuxiansheng,jiaowochushushujiuhaole。”

chupengzhandianlediantou,meiyouzaizheigewentishangjiuchan。

linyidianlediantou,suizhefuboyiqixialelouqu,yizhichengzuodiantidaoleweiyudashafuyicengdetingchechang。