第4章 姐夫好厉害

“wotmzhenfulezheifeiwule!yaoshiwojianvxu,fenfenzhonggantachumen!”

linweipieyiyanyangyang,xiaodao:“dashi,nengshuoniweishenmerenweizheijiushijiadelema?”

zheipinghongjiuqueshishilinweihuayibaiwanmailaide,erqieshijingguozijiyigeguowaipengyoushouli,shuoshenmebukenengyoujia。

yangyanghetadadu,mobushizibuliangli,xianbugoudiuren。

“ananjingjingdangniyababuhao?hebihewozuodui?。”linweichixiaodao。

yangyangyijiuxiandedanding,bingbuweiqitarenyanlunyingxiang,naqiyibianzhuozishangdehongjiufangjishuoqi。

“shangdengdehongjiuxiangqifuzalveyouxieyuyue,kouganyouyapingheng,rangrenhuiweiyouzhang,zheipingwosuiranmeiyouheguo,dancongweidaoshangkeyiganshoudao,taqueshiyongyoushangdenghongjiudekougan。”

“ranhouni,jiranyongyoushangdenghongjiudekougan,neihaibushizhenpin?”linweixiaozhewendao。

“meicuo,jiushishangdengdehongjiu,congyanseshangkanheqitashangdenghongjiuyemeishenmequbie,danjiuyinweiruci,keyiduandingzheipingjiujueduibushinikouzhongsuoshuode**banhongjiu。”

“hongjiuyunniangjingyouhenduojieduan,yansedekongzhishangtebiexiaoxin,gewaishitongyikuanshidehongjiu,yipinghongjiudeyansekeyikanchutadeniandaihaiyouhaohuai,anlishuoshangdenghongjiudeyanseyouhenduo,buguoyanseshangdatongxiaoyi,putongrenhennanbianbie。”

“nizheipinghongjiushi**ban,jiagegaoang,suoyiyinggaiheqitashangdenghongjiudeyansecunzaichayi,dancongtadeyanseshangbingkanbuchucunzairenhechayi。”

tingdaozheili,linweihejigelinjiaqinqijiuxiaole。

“heihei,tashuoputongrenkanbuchuhongjiuyansechayi,dantaquenengkanchulaile,zheixiangbalaohaizhenhuishuo!”

“nimenrangtashuohuabuxiandiurenwodoujuedediuren。”

yangyangkanxianglinwei,yanjingliuluchuyisixiaoyijixudao:“nizheipinghongjiuzhishiputongdeshangdenghongjiu,shuobailejiushiyipinggaofang,buguofangdezhenbuzadi,jiageyejiuliangsanwankuaiyagenbuzhiyibaiwan。”

shuowan,yangyangbashouzhongdejiubeifangxia。

zheishi,linweiturandaxiaodao:“jiuyinweinizheigexiangbalaorenweiwozheipinghongjiuheshangdenghongjiuyanseyiyangsuoyifoudingshijiade?nideshuociyetaifuyanle。”

yangyangweiweiyixiaoshuodao:“sinianqian,faguozhumingweidejiuzhuangniangzhileyibaiping**banhongjiu,yipingjiagezaiyibaiwanshangxia,chushoudangriquanbumaiguang,duozaishouzangjiazhishou,nishuonizheipingshituopengyoucongjiuzhuangmailaide,nandaojiuzhuangduonongleyiping?”

“bian,nizhenhuibian,zenmebubanizheigefeiwubianchengyuhuangdadi。”

“nixianzaikeyibuxin,buguowojiexialaiyaoshuodenikendingbudebuxin。”

yangyangnaqihongjiupingzhizheqizhongdedibushuodao:“neiyibaiping**banhongjiupingdidibuyouyigeteshubiaozhi,congnizheipingjiudeqitadifanglaikanfangdehaixing,danweidudibudeyigebiaozhiluxianle。”

“zhenzhengde**banhongjiudibutuanshangfangyouyigexiaodian,nizheipingmeiyou,ruguonijuedewozaipianni,keyidaowangshangsouyisoufaguoweidejiuzhuangniangzhideyibaiping**banhongjiudibutuanduibiyixia。”

shuozhe,linjiazhuweiqinqidounachushoujisouleqilai,jingyiduibi,zhenpinshangqueshiyouyigedian,erlinweizheipingmeiyou。

“zhei……zheizenmekeneng,wobukenengmaileyipingjiajiu!”

linweiliansecanbai,henshinankan。

hualezhengzhengyibaiwanmaileyipingputongdeshangdenghongjiubushuo,haizailinjiawanhuishangdiuren,erqieshibeiyigefeiwuhaide,ciketashihenbudejiaoxunyangyangyidun。

“nihaiyoushenmehuayaoshuo?”yangyangxinpingqiheshuodao。

linweimeixiangguozheipinghongjiushijiade,dushulejiuyaodangzhelinjiazhongrendemiangunchuqu,ruguomeiyoubaifenbaibawotakebuhuidu,raner……

“niyigefeiwuyoushenmezigehewozheiyangshuohua?”

linweibingbuxiangchengren,gengshibutiganggangdadudeshi,zhijienuduiyangyang。

“yuandufushu,woyezhishishuoshuoeryi,ruguonixiangdangzhelinjiazheimeduoweiqinqidemianshualai,woyemeibanfa。”

“dui!yuandufushu,linwei,gunyigejiwomendajiakankanbei,fanzhengdoushizijiaren,womenbuhuixiaonide。”linxinxinzaiyibianqihongdao。

“ni,haoa,xiaozi,zanmenzouzheqiao,jinwanjiudangwolinweimeilaiguo!”

linweiyiqizhixiazhuanshenlikai,jinwantajiajiulailetayiren,ruguojiarendouzai,taliandoubudongwangnafangle。

yankanzhelinweiliqu,ganggangneixiechaoxiaoyangyangdeqinqiyemeileshiyu,fenfenzhanqiyulinmengxuanyijiagaobie。

yangyangranglinweinankan,yeyangjidaozheixieqinqidelianmian,zaijixuliuxialai,zhihuiyuelaiyuenankan。

“wojiugaobudong,yigeshengriwanhuiranggexiangbalaonongdeyituanzao,raoledajiadexingzhi,nimenyijiarenzhengoukeyi。”linmeilingqishenbumandao,suihoudengleyangyangyiyan,daizheyijiarenlikai。

linjiaqinqilikaile,zuihouzhishengxialinmengxuanyijia。

kandaobujiuqianduoduobirendelinweichuleyangxiang,linxinxindouwanglejintianbeiyangyangkanguangyishi,turanchaoyangyangbihuadamuzhi,zantandao:“jiefuhaolihai!”

huagangshuowan,chenqingxuanjidengletayiyan,linxinxinyikanmengranyongshouduzhuzuiba,buzaishuohua。

wanshangturannaolebuhe,linmengxuanyijiayemeileshiyu,linzetianhechenqinglvxianlikai,zhihoulinxinxinyepaohuifangjian。

linmengxuanchayidekanleyangyangyiyan,suihouyiyanbufadezoukaile。

zhongrenzouqu,liuxialaideweishengzhinengyouyangyangshoushi,xiguanlebeilinjiarendangxiarenshihuan,yangyanghenkuaibiankaishimanghuo。

quanbugongzuonongwanshiyijingdaoleshidianduo,xiwanzaohou,yangyanghuidaolefangjian。

linjiarenzaizhenggeninghaiyeshiyoutouyoulianderenwu,tingbudewairenfeiyi,weilebixian,yangyanghelinmengxuanshuizaitongyigefangjian。

zhishiyigeshuishafalingyigeshuichuang。

cike,linmengxuanzuozaishuzhuangtaiqianshulitoufa。

yishenfensediaodaiyiqunshuiyi,zaimingliangdeguangxiandezhaoshexia,zhenggerenxiandegewaiqingxi,qiaolianbujiarenhefenshi,mingmouhongchun,pifuxinishuinen,yinyuejiankeyikandaoshuiyilimiandeheiseyiwu……

fangyanninghai,xianglinmengxuanzheizhongjipiaoliangyouyounenglidenvrenmeiyoujige。

shangjiecainvzanqiebushuo,jiupingtaneijingyandezhangxiangjiukeyishuadiaobaifenzhijiushijiudenvren。

yangyangbujingyikanleyiyan,huranyouxiechushen,danglinmengxuanbinglengdemouseshelai,zhijiantatouyizhuan,xunsunuokaishixian。

zheiyangzideduishiliangrenshiyoufasheng,yibanrenhuoxuhuixiandebijiaoganga,ertaliangquezaoyijingxiyiweichang。