第6章 儿子教我玩手机

guyuanzouchufangjianhou,jiuhouhuile。

tafaxianzheibieshukezhenda,chulaihou,zheiliyeshifangjian,neiliyeshifangjian,ouerhainengkandaoyichukaifangshixiaoting,youyadexiaojiheshafashenmede,tajuedezijizoudaolemigongli。

zhuanlebantian,zongsuanzhaodaolelouti,taganjinpadaolesanlou。

daolesanlou,caixiangqilaizijigenbenbuzhidaojiqisenzainagefangjian。

zaozhidaoyinggaiwenwengangcaineiweisunshenle,huozhexialouzhaozhaoneiweidalingjiedeguanjiayexinga。

tazhuanleyiquan,zuihoutoudouyaoyunle,momonaodai,tanlekouqi,renweizijidangqiandezhongjimubiaoyinggaishihuidaozijidefangjian。

kejiuzaizheigeshihou,pangbiandemenkaile。

季祈森站在那里。

shenxingxiurendetaxianzaichuanzhelansechenshanyijijiandandesichouzhangku,suiyishufu,daoshishaolebairidelengjungan。

takanzheta:“zenmele?”

guyuanzaizheizhongjuewangdeshihoukandaojiqisen,jianzhishifangfokandaojiuxingyiban:“qisen,wozhongyuzhaodaonile。”

季祈森:“嗯?”

guyuanjianzhishixiangku,danshixiangdaoyanqianzheishizijierzi,zijiyinggaiweihulaomuqindexingxiang,bianlianmangshoulianqilai,xiangxiang,zhankaiyigehendandinghenmuxinghenciaidexiao:“meishenme,jiushijuedewuliao,xiangguolaizhaonishuoshuohua。buguoxiangxiangzheigeshihou,niyinggaishuileba,meixiangdaonihaixingzhe。”

jiqisentiaomei,meixiangdaotajingranlaizhaoziji。

tadeshengyinruanshengruanqide,mingminghaidaizheshaonvderuannuogan,queyaonulizuochulaoqihengqiudeyangzi。

jiqisenchuixiayan,danshengdao:“wogangcaizaishufang,jirannishuibuzhe,neijinlaizuoyixiaba。”

guyuanlianmangdiantou:“hao。”

erzijiranbufanduilaizilaomuqindetanxin,guyuandangranshunzheganziwangshangpa。

guyuansuizheerzijinleshufang,xiandakaiyanjiedicanguanleyixiazheixiandaihuaqixideshufang。

“zheigedianshizenmezheimedaa?”guyuanshuobushanglaiqiangshangguazhedeshishenme,yizhengmianqiangdedadianshi,youyoudianxiangdianyingweimu。

jiqisen:“zheishixianshiping。”

顾沅:“喔。”

shuohuajian,tahaoqididaliangzhepangbiandedianzishebei。

jiqisendazhizhilejiyang,shuolexiagongneng,tingdeguyuanjingqibuyi。

ershiwunian,kejirixinyueyi,renmendeshenghuofashenglezheimedadebianhuaa!

zheimexiangzhe,tajiujiqilaizhiqianerzijitakandexiaodianshile,neigedongxikezhenyouyisi,haoxiangrenrendouyou?

jiqisenjianguyuanzhigougoudidingzhezhuozishangdeshouji,danshengdao:“zheishishouji。”

guyuan:“meigerendouyouyigeshouji?”

jiqisen:“shide,shoujikeyidadianhua,keyishangwang,yekeyichaxungezhongxinxi。”

shuozhejian,jiqisennaqilaishouji,xiangtajiandandikepuleyixia。

guyuanzaineishuanglingqiaoxiuzhangdeshouzhizhanshideshihou,turankandaoyigehenkeaidetubiao:“neishishenme?”

季祈森默了片刻。

guyuanliangyanfaliang,meiyoufangguozheigehuatideyisi:“……henyouqudeyangzi。”

jiqisentaiyangxueneiliqingweichoulexia,weiweiminchun,tahaishifanhuiqugangcaineigepingmu,huanmandidao:“zheishishoujiyuzhuangdeyouxi。”

tadezheiyikuanshoujishizuixinkuandemoupinpaiji,gongnengqiangdaqiquangefangmianzhibiaodoufeichangyouyi,danshiyinweiqiahaozheijiagongsichuleyikuanyouxi,suoyigaipinpaiqixiadeshoujidouhuiyuzhuangzheikuanyouxi。

jiqisenduishoujibingmeiyoushenmexingqu,nengyongjiuxing,shiyiduiyuzheikuanyouxidecunzaibingmeiyoutaizaiyiguo。

zhishimeixiangdao,tashoujishangjiuyikuanyouxiapp,guyuanjingrannengyanjiandifaxianle。

guyuanjingqi:“shoujigongnengzhenqiangda,hainengdayouxi。”

季祈森抬眸看过去。

suiranguyuannulizhuangchubuzaiyideyangzi,danshineishuangqingchedeyanjingbabadidingzhetashoujipingmushangdeneikuanyouxi,doubudaizhayande。

jiqisenmolehaoyihui,zhongyupingshengdiyicidakaileneigeyouxiapp:“mama,nikeyiwanyihui。”

guyuanjieguolaishouji,haoqidikanzhejiqisendianlejixia:“wa,zheibujiushiyiqiandeyouxijima?”

游戏机?

jiqisenmianwubiaoqingditaiqitoukanleguyuanyiyan,xing,keyidangyouxiji。

zaijiqisenshitanzhedianlejixiahou,guyuanyijingkanchulemendao,henkuaijieguolaishouji,xingfendidiandiandianwanqilai,zheikuanyouxilimianshiyizhixiaomao,keyidoumao,keyiweimao,haikeyirangmaoqucanjiabisai,guyuanshuxilezheikuanyouxihou,wandebuyilehu。

jiqisenkanzhechenmiyuyouxizhongdemama,wunaitiaomei:“woyoudianshiyaomang,nixianwan,youxuyaokeyijiaowo。”

guyuanzheishihouyijingjiangerzipaodaolejiuxiaoyunwai:“haodewozhidaole!”

suizhetashuo“haodewozhidaole”,zhitingdaoshoujishangfalai“peng”deyisheng,yuanlaineizhidiaopidemaozhuangzaiqiangshangle,zhuanglegetoumaojinxing。

guyuankandoumeikanjiqisen,duizhepingmuxintengdidihu:“mamaxintengni!wokeliandemaomi!”

jiqisentaiyangxuezaicichoudonglexia,piankehou,minjinchun,daolegebidefangjianqule。

guyuanditouwanshouji,wandebuyilehu,wandeyijingwanghusuoyi,wanwanleyibajixuxiayiba,wandexinmanyizu,renbuzhutanxi:“gaokejifazhanjiushihao,zheibiwomendangchudeyouxijiqiangtaiduole!”

sheizhidaozheishengtanxiyichu,tajingyadifaxianshoujipingmubianchengheidele。

她的猫咪不见了。

taganjinananan,jieguozenmeyeanbuchulai。

guyuanjile,tahaixiangwan,zenmemeile?gaibuhuishihuaileba?

yixiangdaozheili,taganjinguoqugebifangjianzhaojiqisen:“qisen,nideshoujizenmeturanbuliangle?shihuailema?”

raneryijinneigefangjian,tajiuganjuedaobuduijingle。

zheigefangjianlijingranyouyizhengmianqiangdepingmu,pingmushangxianshizheyigehuamian,shiyigehuiyishide,limianxizhuanggelvdizuozheyiqunren,haoxiangzaizhengerbajingdikaiyigeshangyehuiyi。

erjiqisenzhengzuozaixianshipingqian,erduoshangdaizheerji。

jiqisenkandaoguyuanjinlai,xianranyeyouxieyiwai,taiqishou,anlejigeanniu,zhihouzhaixialaierji:“mama,zenmele?”

guyuanjuqishoujijijiqisenkan,xiangjiqisengaozhuang:“buzhidao,woshenmedoumeipeng,tajiubuliangle。”

jiqisenkanzhetaneiyilianwugudeyangzi,molepianke,jieguolaishoujichakan。

guyuannamendikanxiangneigedapingmu,zhijiandapingmushangderenyigegedouhenzhenjingdeyangzi,haoqidiqieqiesiyu,haoxiangfashengleshenmelebudededashi。

“qisen,zheishifangdianyingma?”

“这是视频会议。”

“喔。”

guyuanxinlimengmengde,suiranjiqisenyijingxiangtakepuleyixiezheigeshehuideshiqing,danzaitakanlai,yanqianfashengdeyiqieyiranyourukehuanpian,shihuanxiangshijielicaihuikandaode。

ertabuzhidaodeshi,jiuzaishipinhuiyideneitou,zaijiqisenxunsudiguandiaolehuamianheshengyinchuanshuhou,zhenggehuiyishiyijingzhakaileguo。

所有的人都震惊了。

“gangcaiwomeitingcuoba?yougexiaoguniangzaijiaojizongdemingzi?”

“nimeitingcuo,zhijiejiaodemingzi,erqiefeichangqinni!”

“jizongyounvpengyoule?”

“zheimewanle,erqieshizaijizongjiali?”

zheiyijingfeichangfeichangrangrenzhenjingle!

yaozhidao,jiqisenxinggeshuleng,pingshiconglaibuhuirangrenhewairenjinrutadejiazhong,jieguozheigexiaoguniangjingranjinruletajiali,erqiemingxianshizhuzaitajialile!

gengguanjiandeshi,neigexiaoguniangjingranzaiyongjiqisendeshouji,erqieshizaiwanyouxi!

玩游戏?

ninengxiangxiangconglaibugouyanxiaogongzuokuangrentiancaishaoniandeshoujishangjingranyouyouxiappma?ninengxiangxiangyigeshulilengmoshengrenwujindelengmozongcaijingranbazijideshoujijiejiyigexiaoguniangwanyouxima?

shouji,neishiduomesirendedongxi,tajingransuibianjiejiyigexiaoguniangwanyouxi!

zheikezhenshishunjiandianfulejiqisenzaizhongrenxinzhongderenshe,suoyouderendoujingdebuyaobuyaode。

jingdebuyaobuyaozhihou,qianyanwanyuhuichengyijuhua:jizongtanlianaile?

conglaiduinvrenbujiacisedejizong,jingrantanlianaile?

erguyuanbingbuzhidaozijideneiyishenghouyijingjiqileqiancenglang,tazhengyanbabadikanzhejiqisenshoulideshouji。

jiqisenbolazhepingmu,huapingjiesuo,shoujipingmuzhongxinliangle。

guyuandeyanjingyegenzheliangle。

jiqisentaimou,wangxiangguyuan:“bushihuaile,zhishishoujisuopingle。”

jiandandijiangshulesuopingshizenmehuishihou,jiqisenzhongxinbashoujidijileguyuan,yougaosutazenmejieping。

guyuanlianliandiantou,zhihoubaozheshoujipaole。

zhiyuerzi……zanshigubushangle。

季祈森继续开会。

jixukaihuideshihou,tamingxianganjuedaoneixieshuxiamenkantadeyanshenbuduijing。

taqingkeyisheng,dandingyansudiwen:“youshenmeshima?”

suoyoushuxiadenaodaiquanwangyigefangxiangyao:“meishi,meishi。”

xinliquezaixiang:jizongjingrantanlianaile,jizongjingrantanlianaile……

erguyuanwanleyiwanshangyouxi,huidaozijifangjianhouhaibaozheshoujiwandelediandian。

yizhidaohenwanrouzheyanjingshuijuedeshihou,tacaixiangqilai,haoxiangmeiyouheerzitanxin!