第四章 恶舅母

qingcaizhudelanruan,meiyoubandianyouxing,yigebandadiandemantou,gujiyeyijingshixiaoyuhaoburongyicailiuxiadeshiwule。

kesongyouhaimeichi,jiutingdaoxiaoyu“aiyo”leyisheng,jinjiezhejiushizhuruiyundemasheng:“haoanigexiaotuzaizitoudongxisongzheierlaile,kanwojintianbudaduannideshou!”

songyoulikerengxiawanpaolechuqu。

xiaoyubeizhuruiyunningzheerduo,yibianduotadebazhangyibianjiaozhe:“womeitou!zheishiwozijidewanfan!”

zhuruiyungengshilaiqi:“shenmenidewanfan,nichide,chuandedoushiwomenbaijiadezhidaoma!laoyefenfuguobuzhunzheigeyatouchifannihaijitatoutousongfan!”

“zhushou!”songyoulakaizhuruiyunjiangxiaoyuhuzaizijishenhou。

zhuruiyunlenghengyisheng,muguangsisidingzhexiaoyu:“niyiweiyougefengzihuzheniwojiunanimeibanfalema?wogaosuni,benlainiwohaidasuandainimeimeiqukanbing,kexianzai,nimeimeideyaofeiwofendoubuhuichu!nijiudengzhetasiba!benlaiyeshigebuganhuodepeiqianhuo!”

zhuruiyunshuaishoubianzou,xiaoyujile,chongshangqulazhuzhuruiyundexiuziguidiaiqiu:“furen!qiuqiunijiujiuwomeimei!womeimeidebingzaiyebunengtuole!”

xiaoyukudeyibabitiyibalei,zhuruiyunxianedichuaikaita:“nibushixiangzhezheigeyatouma?niquqiutajiunimeimeia?kantayoumeiyouneigebenshi?”

zhuruiyunehenhenkanzhesongyou,youduixiaoyudao:“neihao,niyihouyaoshizaiyebudalita,wojiukaolvkaolv。”

xiaoyuhuitouwangsongyouyiyan,momolei。

songyouxiuzilideshouqiaoranwojin。

“furen,xiaoyoujiejieshihaoren,ninjiuraoletazheiyihuiba,tazenmeyeshinindeqinrena。”

zhuruiyunjianzijilijianbucheng,lianseyihei,yijiaojiangxiaoyudexiaoshenbanchuaifanzaidi:“hao,neinijiugentayiqishoufa!yiqiaie!nimeimeideyaoqianyexiuxiangnadao!”

“dengdeng。”songyoujiaozhuzhuruiyun,“shuodaodinitaoyandeshiwo,xiaoyudeshiyeshiyinwoerqi,nizhishuo,yaozenyangcainengfangguoxiaoyu。”

zhuruiyunbaobeizaixiongqiandeyidikanzhesongyou:“you,zenmebugenxiawusideneimeyingqile?nixiangjiuta?haoa,yihouniquchufangganquanbudehuo,womenyirisancandouyaonifuze,ganshuitongyeyaonilaidao。niyaoshigandehao,wojiumianletadechengfa,yekaolvjitameimeikanbing。”

“hao,wodayingni。”songyoulenglengdingzhezhuruiyun:“danruguonichuerfaner,woyidinggennipinle。fanzhengniyezhidao,woshifengzima。”

songyoumianluyinlengerxieedexiao,kandezhuruiyundalegelengzhan,congcongdiuxiayijuhuajiuzoule。

“mingtianzaoshangwojiuyaokandaonizuohaodezaofan!”

xiaoyulalasongyoudexiuzi:“xiaoyoujiejie,daoganshuihenxinkude,xianzaiganshuicheburangjincheng,yaozouhenyuandeludaochengwaiqu。”

“meiguanxi,wobupaxinku。”songyoumomoxiaoyudenaodai:“bieweiwodanxinle,niwanshangdefandoujiwole,nichishenmele?”

“wo……”xiaoyudixiatou,duzishiyidijiaoleyisheng。

两人都笑起来。

“zouba,jininongdianchidequ。”

“a?”xiaoyujinzhangxixidi:“zanmengangbeifurenshoushiwana。”

“tabushishuochufangsuoyoudehuodourangwolaiganma?wojiutiqianshangganga。”

“nei……”xiaoyuyanjingguliuyizhuan,shenmixixidao:“furenshuijuekesile,dengtamendoushuishulewomenzaiqu。”

“好啊。”