yeqingwanduduizhunxiaxuejiandexinkou，yijianciguoqu。
tongshicongdantianyunqineili，yicengrouyanwufachujidedandanjinguanglongzhaozaitashenshang，jinzhongzhao。
fangzhiyihuifashengchongtu，zijibeidashang。
suiranshiyanxi，dantongshizhentonga。
anzhaoyuanzhuxiaoshuodejuqing，yeqingwanyaoshatadeshihou，shijiuwangyejishijiuxiata，shenzhiweiletashangleyeqingwan。
guoran，tacaichujian，jiuwangyejiuyanjishoukuaidelanzhuta，bingqieyizhangdazaitajianshang。
nizenmedongshouni？nidoushiyongjiaochuaia？buyongpawotongde，laia，chuaiwoa！
suanle，fanzhengzhiyaoshuaichuquyinggaijiuxingleba？
yongshouhaishiyongjiao，youguanxima？
没有关系！
erqietaxihuanyongshou，buxihuanyongjiao，neinengguaiwoma？
当然不能。
yeqingwanyijingjiangdixuqiu，bishangyan，dengdaizhetayizhangbazijidafeichuqu。
ranzeyuliaozhongdedaofeichuqumeiyouchuxian，fanershijiuwangyeshentiyihuang，yi**zuohuilemacheshang。
“……”
shijianfangfozaizheiyiketingzhi。
simuxiangdui，shuangfangdouzaiyongbukesiyidemuguangkanzheduifang。
yeqingwanyanjiaoyizhenchouchou。
gangale……tadabuguowo！
怎么办？
yeqingwanyanzhuziyizhizhuan，yankanzhexijiuyaoyanzale，gancuibaxinyiheng，zhuazhetadejiao，qiangyingdeanzaizijideduzishang。
ranhoupeihezheneili，wanghouyidao……
shunjianshuaixiamache，jiudigunlejigun，youliangundaipadezoudaomachepangbian，yibiankuyibianhanjiaozhemuyungegebuyaopaoxiata，yaoduolangbeiyouduolangbei。
dahuodagaidoumeijianguorucisichanlanda，liannvzidemingshenglianmiandoubuyaode，yishidoushaleyan，xixubuyi。
gujicikexinzhongdouzaixiang，meixiangdaoameixiangdao，tangtangzaixiangdarendedichuqianjin，juranruciziqingzijian。
xiangyecongmingyishi，quejiaochugerucibuyaolianmiandenver，jianzhishiyishengdouhuizhibuqudechiru。
yeqingwanceertingzhedahuodezhizhidiandian，zheicaisonglekouqi。
zheixihaonanyana，haipazhujiaodabuguota。
xianzaijiudengjiuwangyedaizhexiaxuejiandayaodabaidelikai，zheichangxijiusuanxiemule。
kejiuzaicishi，nangongmuyuntiaoxiamache：“yexiaojie，nimeishiba？”
yeqingwanbeitafuqilai，quanchengmengbidedingzhetakan，liankudouwangle。
“yexiaojie，henbaoqian，wobuyinggaidangzhongjininankande，suiranwoxianzaihaibuxihuanni，danwogenxiaxiaojieyewushenguanxi，buguoshilaidelushangtademacheshoujing，wobatajiuxialaile。”
“xiaxiaojietinglewodezaoyuzhihou，dayingbangwo，jiabanwodeweilaidewangfei。”
“ruguomeishenmeshi，woxiansongxiaxiaojiehuiqule。”
shuobajiang‘shouleshang’deyeqingwanjiaojileyahuan，daizhexiaxuejianlikai。
yeqingwankanzhetaliqudebeiying，yilianheirenwenhao。
ta……weishenmeyaogenzijijieshi？
takeshigaolengbujinnvsedenanzhujiaoa，genyigejiduyanedenvpaohuijieshi？
这人设崩了啊！
danshi……buguanzenmeshuo，zheichangxisuanshiguoguanleba？
dangzhongxianshen，taxianle，beiju，tayebeijule，zuihouhaibeichuaixiama，tayebeichuaile。
yansihefeng，feichangwanmeia。
系统你说是吧？
系统：……
你说是就是吧。
zheibianyeqingwanzaijingjingyeyedeyanxi，neibianliushengkandeyouziyouwei，shenzhirenbuzhuyoutaoleyibahuashengmi。
zheijuqingkebitamenzijixiedehuabenyouquduole。
tebieshiyeqingwan，mingmingxianqidedoukuaifanbaiyanle，haiyaopeihenannvzhujiaodeyanchu。
好惨啊！
shiqingnaodehennankan，xiangyelianshangguabuzhu，dengleshiyeyiyan：“xianglaishiwoxiangfugaopanle，rihouerweiwangyeyebubizaidengwoxiangfudemen。”
shiyeziranshishebudexiangfuzheigedakaoshande，dan……takanyiyanliqudejiuge，yezhinengdaoqian。
“xiangye，shizaishibaoqian。”
“xiangyefangxin，cishibenwangyidingjixiangyeyigejiaodai。”
shuobahaishituwanzun：“danshixiangyefangcaixiangbiyekanchulai，wojiugeduiyexiaojiehaishihenshangxinde，xiangyemoruo……”
“xiangye，xiaguanjuedeshiyeshuodeshenshi，jiuyefangcaiduiyexiaojieyepoweikangu，xianglaiyezhishibumanyihunyindashibeitarenbaoban，bururangtamenzixingjiechujiechu？”
liushengyanjianshiyehaixiangrangjiuwangyehuilaizhengjiuyixia，renbuzhuchazui。
yeqingwanshuoguo，anzhaozheichangjuqing，tabixudangzhongxianshenbeiju，buranhuiyingxianghouxufazhan。
tahaixiangkanhoumiandejuqingni。
这助攻……
yeqingwanchadianchaotashuqidamuzhi，bukuishidangchaotaifu，buchushouzeyi，yichushoumashangbaiping。
666啊！
yeqingwansongyikouqidetongshi，youbumiandanyou，zheigejiuwangye，congchuxianzaishushudeshihoujiubuduijing。
anzhaoyuanzhuxiaoshuo，tamenzaishushushimeiyourenhejiechude，ranhoulaidaogongmenkou，yeqingwandangzhongxianshen，beitahaobuliuqingdejujuele，bingqietidaozijixinyideshinvzhujiao。
zhihoujiushiyeqingwanzaigongmenkoudanao，yubajianshalenvzhujiao，fanbeinanzhuzhongshang，juewangdekanzhenanzhudaizhenvzhujiaoyangzhangerqu，nanzhugengshicongtoudaoweidoumeizhengyankantayiyan。
cishidangxiajiubeichuanlechuqu，yeqingwanlianleixiangfudouchenglequanjingchengdexiaobing。
kerujin……yiqiesihudoubutaiduijing，nanzhuderenshewanquanbenglea，kepianpianjiejuyouquanbuduiyingshangle。
suoyidaodisuanshiduijing，haishibuduijingni？
yeqingwanyehenmengbi，danhaishiyingzhetoupiwangxiayan：“diedie，nibuyaoguaimuyungege，doushiwobuhao，wotairenxingle。”
“yexiaojiezhenshishanjierenyia。”shiyezhenzhenshinielebahan。
“woyihouhuiguaiguaitinghua，zaiyebujidiediegenmuyungegeremafanle。”
xiangyejiandaozijinverzheimeweiquqiuquan，yishiyouxinweiyouxinteng。
xinweitazhongyudongdeguquandaju，buzairenxingxingshi，ruoanzhaotawangridexingzi，cikezaojiudairenfanghuobazhenggexiajiajidianle。
yeqingwanshuowan，jiuhuilezijidemache，huanghuangyouyoudehuijia。
gangdaojiajiurenbuzhudiankaitucaomianban。
【kesuanshiyanwanle，leisiwole，huashuoneigejiuwangyeshizhenfeiwua，lianwoyigeruonvzidoudabuguo。】
【haihaowoyikaishijiumeiyongquanli，buranwodagaihuichengweidiyigedasinanzhudenvpei……】
【shuoqilaihaizhenyaohaohaoganxieliushengneigexinheidelaotaifu，buranzheishigujihaimeiwan。】
【yebuzhidaozuozheshizenmexiangde，jiuwangyederenshezhendeyiyannanjina，gaolengyingjun、fuheihenla，dankantagangcaidebiaoxian，fenmingshizhishangbeirenanzaidishangmoca，weilegenvrenjurangandangchangjidangchaozaixiangnankan，zheimechun，ruoshizhendegongdou，douhuobuguoliangji。】
【tamenxianzaiyegaidaochunxuqiaoleba，dabanyedeyebuzhidaonalaideshoujingdema，chaozhenvzhujiuchongguoqu。】
【nvzhuyezhenshiganshashabuxing，chishashabusheng，mingminghaineimeyuan，jiushibuduo，feiyaoshazhanzhe，dengzhenanzhulaijiu，ranhouliangrenbaozhezaikongzhongzhuanquanquan。】
【ranhounanzhujiaofushang，nvzhugandongdexilihuala，yishenxiangxu。】
【xiaosi，zhengchangrenbugaihuaiyi，dabanyenalaidema？】
【haiyoua，tamingmingduodekai，weishenmehaiyaodengrenlaijiu？】
【gouxuejuqing，haowuluojikeyan。】