第五章坑爹

lichuntianlandedaliqinerhuzheigeerhuo,danshiquesaoleyiyanneigekangxiqinghuaciping,yanjiaoluchuyimojingguang。

liuerdaikandaoqinerhunachuleshengriliwu,zuoweiweilaixinnvxu,tadangranbunengluohoule,yushicongdoulizaicitaochuleyizhangheisedekapian。

“shushu,zheishihuaxiaguoguwanjiandingxiehuidehuiyuanka,zhidaoninxihuanshouzangguwan,erzheizhangkajiushihuaxiaguwanjiedequanwei,yihounijiukeyihequanguoxiehuichengyuanjiaoliuxindele!”

liuerdaibaheikagongjingdedijiwangqinghua。

“xiaoliu,zheikakeshinande,meiyouyidingdezhishidiyunneikeshigaobudaode,juwosuozhi,benshiyejiuliangzhangba?”

wangqinghuasuiranjianshangguwandeyanguangbuzenmeyang,danshiduizheixiedongxihaishitinglejiede,zheikakeshiyizhongshenfendexiangzheng!

“shushushuodedui,wofuqinjiuyouyizhang,erqietashiguwanxiehuidefuhuizhang!”liuerdaijiaoaodeshuodao。

“haohaohao,youjihuibanifuqindailai,womentantaojiaoliuyixia。”

wangqinghuaduiliuerdaidejiashibeijinghaishibijiaomanyide。

“aiya!ba,buhaoyisi,beijintiandeshiqingyinao,wojingranwangjilejininzhunbeiliwu,duibuqia,ba!”

congfangjianligangchulaidewangyujiadajiaoleyisheng,manshiqianyi。

“yujia,meishi,babazhidaonimang,kandaonixianzainengdudangyimian,wojiuhenzhizule!”

wangqinghuaduizheigedongshiqieganliandenverhenshimanyi,youtadangniandefengfan!

“gufu,yujiamangshiyewangleliwu,keyiyuanliang,danshimouxiexianrengaibiaoshiyixiaba?”

shoulouchudefengtoubeilichuntianqiangle,xianzaiqinerhuzhongyuzhaodaoleranglichuntianchuchoudejihui。

“duia,jiefu,nijinidelaozhangrenzhunbeileshenmeliwule?”

wangyuhanduizheigeyishiwuchengdejiefuhenyouchengjian,yiyoujihuijiuxiangduitayixia。

lichuntianzhidaojintiandejiayan,qishijiushiweilekantaderenao,danshitalichuntianshishei,neikeshiquanmianshoulichuntian!

“ba,woyejininzhunbeileshengriliwu!”

lichuntiandangranbunengqiechang,gailaidehaishiyaolaide。

danglichuntianshuoyouzhunbeiliwudeshihou,wangyujiamingxiandelengleyixia,yinweitaconglaimeigenlichuntianshuoguowangqinghuadeshengri。

zheidaorangwangyujiaduilichuntianyouxieguamuxiangkan。

zhenggeketingliderendoudengzhelichuntiandeliwu,dangran,dabufenrenhaishixiangkanlichuntianchuchoude。

yinweiyigechiruanfanderennengyoushenmeqianzhunbeiliwuni?

“ba,zhuninpingpinganan,shoubinanshan!”

lichuntianturanbianxifasidecongshenhounachuleyigepingguo!

“woqu!lichuntian,nizheishihunongguini?bu……kengdieni?niyiweininalegejingedani!”

dangqinerhukandaolichuntianshoulidepingguoshi,dunshiledebuxing,ganjinyifanfengci。

qinfenglanlianshangluchuleyimojiaoxiadexiaorong,“lichuntian,meizhunbeiliwubuyaojin,danshinagepingguohunongrenneikejiushirenpinwentile!”

qinfenglandaoshiyigebuhanhudenvren,zhijiebayigexiaoxiaodeliwushuochenglerenpinwenti,zheizhongwangfengzhuoyingdebenshiranglichuntianyeshiyizhenhanyan!

wangyujiazixidekanleyiyanneigepingguo,chuleshaoweidadian,genbenmeiyourenhedebufanzhichu,yushibuyuedeshuodao:“lichuntian,nigaoshenmeni?ganjinnazou!”

benlaiwangyujiaduilichuntianhaiyouyisiqidai,danshixianzaiyijingbianchenglechedideshiwang,jiabuqidediguayang,fubuqideliuadou……fubuqidelichuntian!

“womenwangjiaconglaibujienarenpinyouxiacideren,lichuntian,yaoshinizairucidehua,wojianyiniyuanliwomenjiayujia---lihun!”

秦凤兰咄咄逼人!

“fenglan,dahaoderizishuoshenmelihun!lailailai,womenchifan!”

zaijiali,wangqinghuashiyiguandehexini,laohaoren,duilichuntianyehenkeqi。

“ba,zheishiwojinindiaokedeyigegongyipin!”

lichuntianbapingguoqingqingdefangzaipanzili,ranhouqiaoqiaodezhenleyixiazhuozi,dunshiyixianghengsheng!

neipingguocongwaidaoneiyicengcengboluo,zuihoujingranchuluochengleyifunanshanshouyantu!

zaichangderendouxiaoxiaodejingyaleyifan!yinweineixiaoxiaodeyigepingguo,genneiqingmingshanghetuyouyiqutonggongzhimiao!yaoshidiaokedashizaizheilidehua,kendinghuibeilichuntianchushenruhuadedaogongsuozhefu,danshihenmingxian,zaizheili,shimingzhuanzangle。

“qie!biezhengneixiexude,zhengdezaihao,yeshigepopingguo,zenmehainengzhiqianjinni?wokannijiushirenpinyouwenti!”

qinerhuhaishibuyiyulidefengcilichuntian。

“你说什么呢?”

qinerhuwengwengwengdezaoyinzhongyubalichuntianjirefanle,yushitalenglengdewenleyiju。

“zenmele,zaishuoyibianwoyebupa,nijiushirenpinyouwenti,nijiushipeibushangyujia!”qinerhuzhanqilaiduizhelichuntianlizhiqizhuangdeshuodao。

duiyuqinerhudezuowei,bingmeiyourenzhizhi,fangfotamenyerenwei,lichuntiandequepeibushangwangyujia。

“qinerhu,shenmeshihoulundaonizaiwomenjiazhishouhuajiaole!”

wangyujiazhongyurenbuzhule。

yaoshizaiqinerhuhelichuntianzhijianxuanze,neimewangyujiahaishihuixuanzelichuntian,yinweiqinerhuzhendehenfanren,henerhuo!

“yujia,woduiniyipianchixin,zheigerenduinikeshijuxinpoce!”qinerhuhaishibusixin。

jingranyourendangmianwaqiangjiaole,lichuntianjiushixinzaida,yerenshoubulele!

“wojuxinpoce?heng!wosongdedongxisuiranbuzhiqian,danshitashizhenpin,buxiangmouxieren,nayanpinchongmenmian!”lichuntiandeshengyinsuiranbuda,danshiqueshizhidiyousheng!

“hahaha,lichuntiannishuowosongdekangxiqinghuacipingshiyanpin?”qinerhubuxiedewendao。

“dui!”lichuntianmanbujingxindeshuodao。

“hao!womendagedu!yaoshiwosongdekangxiqinghuacipingshizhende,neimenibixuhewangyujialihun!”

秦二虎兴奋的说道。

danshilichuntianmeiyouyingsheng。

wangyujiaduilichuntiandeshiwangyouduoleyixie,ganshuoquebugandang!

“paleba!”kandaolichuntianmeiyoufanying,qinerhugengshixiaozhang。

“heng!yaoshinishuleni?”lichuntianxieleyiyanqinerhu。

“yaoshinineiqinghuacipingshiyanpin,neimenijiuliwomenjiawangyujiayuanyuande,youduoyuanjiugunduoyuan!”lichuntianchenshengdao。

lichuntianzaiwangjiayizhishiyifuzhonghoulaoshinilaishunshoudeyangzi,xiangjintianzheizhongyiyangdebiaoxianhaiconglaimeiyouguo。

“hao!yiyanweiding!liulaodi,mafannizhaogeguwanfangmiandezhuanjia,womenjiandingyixia,haorangzheigebuzhitiangaodihoudexiaozituiwei!”

qinerhupalichuntianfanhui,ganjincuiculiuerdaizhaogezhuanjia。

“buyong,xianchangjiandingjike!”

lichuntiandangmianzuzhileyaodadianhuadeliuerdai。