第6章 你耍我

“jiang,bu,shaoyang,zheigenvrenshuodeshizhendema?”yewenyanbiaoqinglijibianhua,daizhejifentaohaodekanxiangjiangshaoyangwendao。

jiangshaoyanghehexiaozhepieletayiyanshuodao:“shizhendeyouzenyang?”

“shaoyang,nibieduiwozheimelengdanma,zhiqiandeshiqingwoyebuxiangde,danshiliushaoweixiewoshuo,yaoshiwobuhetaneiyangdehua,jiuyaobanijikaichudiao。”

yewenyanlianmangkuleqilai,zhuangchukelianxixidemoyangshuodao:“woquanshiweileni,caizuochuneimexiajiandeshiqingde。”

shuowan,takudegengdashengle。

buzhiqingderenhaizhendeyiweitashiyinweijiangshaoyangcaineiyangde。

danjiangshaoyangyishuangziyangxiantongkebujinjinnenggoukanchuanjinshi,yenenggoukanchuanyigerendeneixin。yewenyandeyanjijiusuannengpimeiaosikajinjiangdezhu,yetaobutuotadekanpo。

“he,nishuozheihuabujuedegaoxiaoma?yaoshiyinweiliuhaodeyuangu,weishenmebawodeqianzhuanzou?”

“wo,neidoushiliuhaobiwode,nidengyixia,wozheijiubaqianzhuanjini,niyuanliangwohaobuhao?”yewenyanhuangzhangleyixia,lijibianjiangzheiyiqiedoushuaiguojiliuhao。

jiangshaoyangdingzhetashuodao:“bayiqianwojinihuadeqian,yequanbuzhuanguolaidehua,wojiuxinniyihui。”

“shaoyangnizhenhao!”yewenyanxinxiayixi,zhiyaojiangshaoyangnenggouyuanliangziji,neiyiqianwandaoshouhaibushichizaodeshiqing?

yixiangxiangtajiuxinchaopengpai,lijijiangzheixienianjiangshaoyangjitahuaguodeqian,dagaiyoushilaiwan,quanbuyicixingzhuanjilejiangshaoyang。

kanjianshoujiduanxintishidaozhangshijiwan,jiangshaoyangxinqingshifendeshuchang。

yitajinshijinridebenshilaishuo,ququshijiwanziranbusuanshenmedaqian,danshizheishicongyewenyanshouliduohuilaide,rangtayouzhongbizhuanleyiqianwanhaiyaoshuangdekuaigan!

“shaoyang,nikanrenjiadouzhuanjinile,neishibushishuoniyihouhaishiwonanpengyouya?”yewenyanjiantalianshangluchuxiaorong,yiweizijianfuhaoleta,lijizouguolai,shenshouzhuazhutadedatui,tiaodouyouhuo。

ranerjiangshaoyangquezhijiejiangtadezangshoushuaikai,xinvedishuodao:“wokemeizheimeshuoguo。”

“shaoyang?”yewenyanlianshangdejiaoxiaoyijiang。

jiangshaoyangdingzhetashuodao:“niyiweiwoshiliuhaoneizhonghuose?niyongshoumoyimojiuxinle?”

“neinigangcaihaiyaowozhuanqian?”yewenyanlianseyibian。

jiangshaoyanghaoxiaodao:“zheibenlaijiushiwodeqian,nifangzhehaohaodenvrenbuzuo,pianyaochuguidangji,wonahuibenjiushiwodedongxitianjingdiyi,youshenmebuduide?”

“ni,nipianwo!”yewenyanliansedabian,yiqiandejiangshaoyangbushizheiyangde,buguanyoushenmeshiqing,zhiyaotasajiaotaohaojixia,jiuhuiguaiguaitinghua。

tazenmeyaomeiyouxiangdao,xianzaidejiangshaoyangjuranzheimedelixing,wanquanchaochuletadesuanji。

nalihuixiangdao,dangchujiangshaoyangduitawenshun,neishibatadangzuozijidenvren,zuonanrendetengaizijidenvren,duimouxieshiqingtuigeyiliangbu,benlaijiushitianjingdiyideshiqing。shishangdaduoshuyouqingyidenanren,doushirucide。

erxianzaitayousuanshigeshenmedongxi?

jiangshaoyangpingshenmehaiyaoduitawenshun?

“hehe,congjinwanghou,womenliangqing。nizuihaobuyaolairewo,buranjiusuannishigenvren,woyebuhuiduinikeqi。”

jiangshaoyanglengshengshuodao,ranhouniutoukanxianglinzhifei,“feijie,womenzouba。”

“haodelaogong~”linzhifeihongchunyigou,shuangshoulouzhujiangshaoyangdegebo,tianmidiyingleyisheng,haizaitadelianjiashangqinleyixia。

xiangtiandeziweilijitongguolianjiashangdemaoxikong,zuanrujiangshaoyangdetinei,ranhouxunsudishutongquanshen,rangjiangshaoyangjingshendashuang!

meirenxiangchunzhendeshishushuanga。

youxiechayidekanleyixialinzhifei,jiangshaoyangdishengdao:“feijie?”

“zenmele,laopoqinlaogongbushihenzhengchangdeshiqingma?”linzhifeihongchungoulechuyimoxiaoyi,youzhudongdeqinletayixia。

jiangshaoyangzhijuededanaokongdangdangde,zhishengxiayigeniantou:zhentemedeshuang!

kanzheliangrentianmienaidebeiying,yewenyanhendeshuangyanxuehong,aadijianjiaolejisheng,dajiaodao:“jiangshaoyang,wohenimeiwan!”

fakuangleyihuierzhihou,talijijiuwangfeicuifangzouqu,kanjianliuhaolianmangwendao:“liushao,gangcaizaiwaibianwoyudaolejiangshaoyangneigexiaozi,shuoshizaizheilizhuanleshangqianwan,shibushizhendea?”

taxiwangliuhaogaosutashijiade。

danshitadehuayushengcaigangluo,jiujianliuhaoshuangyansisididengzheta,zhangzuijiumadao:“jianrenbizui!”

“刘少,”

“rangnibizuiajianren!”liuhaoyibazhangjiuchouzaitadelianshang。

adijiaoleyisheng,yewenyanyitouzhuangzaibolijutaishang,pengdeyixia,zhuangsuiyipianboli,naodaidoupole。

ranerdianneidezhongrenquemeiyouyigetongqingtade,fanerhaiyourenzailengxiao。

zheigechunnvren,liujiafuzijielianbaizaijiangshaoyangdeshouli,gengshibeijiangshaoyangnazoulejiazhiqianwandezhendianzhibao,keyishuoshiyanmianjinshidaolejizhi。

haoburongyidengjiangshaoyanglikaile,tamendeqingxuhaoleyixie,zheigechunnvrenquepianpianguolaijietamenfuzideshangba,bushizhaosishishenme?

liushouzhenglengshengshuodao:“erzi,jiushiyinweizheigenvren,nibaneixiaozihelinsanxiaojiedoudezuile?”

“shi,douguaizheigejianrengouyinwo,burandehua,jiangshaoyangneixiaozibuguoshiwodeyigexiaozhigongeryi。”liuhaoyitingtazheihua,lijijiumingbaiguolai,zijibabashiyaozhaogetizuiyang,bagangcaidiuliandeshiqing,quanbuguaizuizaizheigetizuiyangshang,zhaoyidianyanmianhuilai。

liushouzhenglenghengleyisheng,“doushuohongyanhuoshui,guozhenyidiandoubujia。lijibazheigejianrenganchuqu。”

“bashuodedui,zheiyiqiedoushizheigejianrenhaide。gangcaininbenlaishiyaoyingde,douguaizheigejianrenhunshenhuiqi,banindehaoyunqijichongsanle,buranneixiaozibukenengshinindeduishou。”

liuhaozuilizheimeshuozhe,yijiaojiuchuaizaihaimeiyoufanyingguolaideyewenyandeduzishang,“nizheigezaixing,jianren,haibujibenshaowogunchuqu!”

“啊,刘少,啊!”

“gunajianren!”liuhaohenhendiyoushiyijiao,chuaideyewenyantongjiaobuyi,zuizhongshibeijigedianyuanjidiuchuqude。

狼狈至极!

“heng,”liuhaomenhengleyisheng,ranhoukanxiangliushouzhengshuodao,“ba,zheigejianrenwoyijingganchuqule,yihouwomenkendingbuhuizheimedaomeile。”

“buguojintiandezheigeshiqing,ninbuhuijiuzheimesuanleba?”

“ziranbuhui。”liushouzhengmizheyanjing,kanzhemenwaichenshengshuodao:“biewanglenibawojingyingzheimeduonian,pengyoukebuzaishaoshu。zheixiaozisuirannengjiaoxingyingwo,danjueduiyingbuleyulingfayan。”

“dengzheba,chizaorangzheigexiaozibachijinqude,jiabeituchulai!”