第5章
zhoumeitingdexinlibushiziwei，suanliuliudeshuo：“woshuoni，zanniangweiqulesheiyebukenengweiquleziji。”
“jiranniangchiguole，womenjiudongkuaiziba。”liyoudebingweiduoxiang。
neikeshitaniang，bieshuochimantou，jiusuanshichirouneidoushiyinggaide。
laosanliyouchengqueshizhoulemeitou，congniangchushidaoxiazang，ranhouzaidaohuijia，zhenggeguochengtamendoushizaiyiqide，niangzaishenmeshihouzanglemantoua？
taoyuancunshiweiyuquguizhendeyigepianyuanxiangxia，fangyanwangqu，dongmianshilianmiandeshanluan，shanluanxiakaikenchulegaodibupingdehandi，ximianzeshiqinghuangjiaojiedechengpiandaotian，yitiaomingjiaolancangdedahecongcunziqianmianjingguo，neishitaoyuancunzaineidejigecunzizuizhongyaodeshuiyuan。
buguoyouyujiejinlianggeyuedoumeixiayu，suoyiheshuiganhelebushao，zhinengmianqiangmanzudaotiandeguangai。
“啪！”
jiangpanyibazhangpaizailianshang，ganjuenianhuhude，balaxialaiyikan，shizhixiaozhangchun。
真恶心。
jiangpansuishouhaolebakucaocashou，meixiangdaocaocongliyoufeichulewuliuzhixiaozhangchun，hedetamaliudelikailetiangeng。
“zheishiwode，nifangshou。”
“mingmingshiwoxianfaxiande！”
“datadata，tuozidata，kantahaiganbugangenniqiang。”
jiangpanxunzheshengyinzouguoqu，faxianshicunlidejigexiaohaizhengzaijijinganhedechitangbianqiangyitiaobazhangdadesiyu。
weishoudelianggehaizidadebukekaijiao，qizhonggezishaodadeneigezhengbaozhelingyigedenaodaijiuyaowangshitoushangdui。
这是要出人命啊。
jiangpanlianmangpaoxiaqu，yonglifenkailiangren，nuchidao：“shituozinifengle，nixiangshaletiezhubucheng？”
shituozijiushigegaodeneige，shenshangchuanzhejianhuipupudemanshipodongdeduangua，chizhejiao，heidexianggemeitan。
“haoa，litiezhunizheigesongbao，dabuyingjiujiaodarenshiba？”shituozichaofengdao。
danchujijiangpanlenglengdemouzi，xinlihaishiyoudianfachu。
tatingdarenmenshuolidasaozishigemeilianmeipidepolahuo，jingchangdaren。
tiezhumolebalianshangdenijiang，taitouweijudechouleyanjiangpan，weiqushuo：“womeixiangdajia，shituoziqiangwoyu！”
“sheiqiangniyule，mingmingshiwoxiannadaode，landegennishuo！”shituoziyibazhuaqidishangdesiyubatuijiupao。
taneijigexiaogenbanhongxiaozhe，yiliuyanyemeiyingerle。
“yu！wodeyu！”tiezhuqideyeyaozhuishangqu，danquefaxianzijigenbendongbule。
“nizhuishenmezhui，nidadeguotama？”jiangpanwuyu，songkailetiezhudeyiling。
tiezhudouyaoqikule，duozhejiaoshuo：“woniangmashangjiuyaoshengdidile，meiyouchidetahuisidiaode。”
jiangpandao：“zheimeredetian，neiyuzhibudingdouhuaile，niniangshigeyunfugengbunengluanchi。”
tiezhucaibuguanneimeduo，yi**zuodishang，wawadakuqilai。
jiangpanganjuenaoqiaoteng，shuoqilaitiezhunianggenyuanshenyesuanshijiuxiangshi，liangrendoushiconggebicunjiaguolaide，xiaoshihouhaiyiqiwanguo。
yinweinianjixiangfang，suoyiliangrenshitongyigeshijianshuoqin，qishidangshiliqinghekanshangdeshitiezhuniang，dansheirangtiezhuniangjiashizidakaikou，zuibayizhangjiushishiliangpinjin，jilijiahedegouqiang。
yuanshenqiaozheliqinghezhangdehao，younenggan，yushibudengduifanglaijialishuoqin，jiuxiangoudashangle。
tiezhuniangyizhijuedeshiyuanshenqiangleliqinghe，suoyizheixienianliangrenminglianlidouhuqiazhe，sheiyeqiaobushangshei。
liqinghesideneiduanshijian，kebatiezhunianggaoxinghuaile，tiantianchuanzhedahongyifuzailijiamenkouliuda。
meibeiyuanshendasi，quankaotapaodekuai。