第1章 丑媳

jiaoxiabeirenbanleyijiao,tayuangungundeshenzigongfuzhexiangqianchonglechuqu,zaihongxiaoshengzhong,shuailegegoukenni。

etouzhongzhongkezaijianyingdedimianshang,“peng”yishengcuixiang,dangxiajiuzhongqiyigeyoudayouhongdebao。

beitawuzaishoubanxinlidedongxiyesalechuqu,yikekepiporoulandeyeshanzha,gundedaochudoushi。

tatongdeziyaliezui,quehaibenzhuodepaqishen,xiangtiaogousideguizaidishang,congneixierenjiaobiandehuituliyikekekouchuneixieyeshanzha,yebuquguanshangmianzhanrandeniba,zhuazaishouzhangxinli,heiheishaxiao,jiugenzhuazheleshishangzuihaodebaobeiside。

pangbiandecunminmenzhizhidiandian:“laoyangjiazushangyebuzhizuoleshaquedeshi,yangchuzheiyangdeshaguinvlai。shijisuideguniangjia,xinzhihaiburuyigewusuidehaizihuayeshuobuquan,chihelasadoudetaniangsihouzhe,daguchangshangganniaoquedeshierdouzuobule,chengrilijiuzhizhidaocunqiancunhoudexiahuangdang。tingshuoqianjitianyelichadiandiaojincunhoudefenkeng……zheihuiziyebuzhicongnagaolaijikelanshanzha,nimenqiaotaneishayanger,wudegenshabaobeiside!”

“ai,sheishuobushini,shajiushabei,haisitanchi。yidunchidekouliangdedingyigezhuangnianlaolini,qiaoqiao,zheidoupangchengshayangerle!”

“laoyangjiashangxiashijikourengeyikoudaguolichifan,tingshuotadieniangpatachibubao,doubakouliangyuxialaitietazheizhangzui,zheicaigangchiguoshangwufanmeiyihuier,pashiyouele,zheimeduoyeshanzha,chengbusita!”

muzichuanzhanzaiweiguandecunminduiwaiwei,kanzhezhongjianyingnibadishangzuozhedeneigepengtougoumiandepangyatou,zaoyifenbianbuchuyansedecubuyi,luanpengpengdetoufagengeniaowoside,shangmianhaizhanzhejipianshuyehedaocao。

buzhishizuanlesheijiadezaodi,zangxixiheihuhudedabinglianshang,haiguazhebitihekoushui,qianzaifei**xizhongdeyishuangyanjing,muguanghunzhuodaizhi。

muzichuanqingjundelianshang,yishuanghaokandenongmeixianedezhouzaiyiqi。

zuanjinleshouzhongmuqinweizijifengzhideqinglansemianbushubao,jiaoxiabudongshengsedewanghoutui。

shubaolimiandouzhejibensishuwujing,jingeershiyuedi,meigeyuedeyuedixuetangdouhuifangliangtianjia,yanxiaganshangleqiushou,xianshengyaohuijiaquwunong,xuetangbianxieleliangtiandeke。

zhenxinbuxiangcongzheierjingguo,jiupabeitazhuangjian,keshizheitiaoyingnibaluqueshijincundeweiyilujing。

xianxiazhengchuqiutian,luliangbiandoushijinhuangsededaotian,yizhenqiufengchuiguo,zaiyangguangxiaxianqiyibobojinsedebolang。

buzhishinageyanjiande,turanjiufaxianleta。

“pangya,nikuaiqiaoneirenshishei?”

muzichuanxinlidunshishengqibuhaodeyugan,batuijiuxiangpao,buzhishinagehuaixinyande,yibajiangtazhuaijinlerenduili,tuisangdaoletademianqian。

“……heihei……xianggong……”

hunzhuodeyanjinglihaoxiangranqiyisiguangliang,ta“pa”deyishengtudiaokoulijiaoleyibandeshanzhasuimozi,xingchongchongcongdishangpaqilai。

tahaimeiyouwanquanzhanwenjiaogen,tapanghuhudeshenzibianchaotayitouzhaleguolai,yanqianshixianyian,tabeiyigumanlihenhenpudaozaidi。

hounaoshaokezaidishang,tongdetayanmaojinxing,tahoushiruroudunbandepi、guyazaitadexiongkou,xiangshiyizuodashandaotale,tayikouqichadianmeitishanglai。

“吧唧……”

xiangliangdeshengyin,luozaitadelianshang,taxiayishitaishoumolebazijidelianjia,nianhuhushiluludeyipian,quanshitadekoushui,exindetaweiliyizhenfanyong。

takuazuozaitadeshenshang,xianggehaiziyiyanghuankuaideshouwuzudao,koulifachuhanhubuqingdeshengyin:“xiang……gong……”

“tian,jini……chi……”heihuhudexiaoshoujiangyipenggangconghuitulishiqilaideyeshanzhapengdaotademianqian,liezhezuikanzhetaxiao,mankoudehuangya,yizhenzhenchouqixundetakuaiyaoyunsiguoqu。

jiantabuzhangkoujietadiguoqudeyeshanzha,taheiheishaxiaozhe,yibazhuaiguotashencedeqinglanseshubao。

“滋啦……”

tazhanxindeshubaodaiziduanle,tacaibuguan,yigunaoerjianglimiandeshubenzhizhangdaolegedichaotian,zaijiangneixiehunhezhehuichendeyeshanzhayikekewangshubaolimianzhuang……

pangbiandecunminmenqiaomingbailezheiyiqie,quandouhongxiaoleqilai。

“gaolebantian,ganqingpangyashouzaizheilukoushizaidengxiaxueguilaidexiaoxianggonga?zheishazi,zigechihelasadouyaotaniangsihou,jinghaidongdexintengqixianggonglaile,hahaha,zhengousixinyande!”

“muzichuan,nixiaozihaofuqiyo,qiaoqiaonijialijinidingdezheiwawaqin,menhaimeiguoni,jiudengbujiyaobanikuzigenniyuanfangla!”

“zheishanzhawomenkeshibankedoutaobulai,nixifukezhenshixihansinile,nixiaozihaibuganjinchi,chibaolehaoyouliqiyuanfanga!”

“wokanniyebengqukaoneigexiucaile,ganmangerbapangyayingjinmen,nizheixifubangkuoyaoyuanpi、guda,wangfua,zhibudinggangjinnimujiamen,jiutiandingjinkouleni……”

“……”

muzichuanyizhangqingjundelianbiedetonghong,buzhicongnalilaidedaliqi,henhenjianghaikuazuozaitashenshang,zhengmaitouwangshubaolitianzhuangyeshanzhadepangyayibatuidaozaidi。

“哇……”

tabeixianfanzaidi,dimianweizhiyizhan,taxiangyizhiwangbabansijiaochaotian,dunshihaotaodakuqilai。

tayiguliucongdishangpaqilai,gubushangqupaidashenshangdehuitu,yonglijiangshubaocongtaneishuangheihuhudeduanpangshouzhiliduoleguolai。

“haiku,nizheigeshazi,nizaipengwodongxiwodasini!”

taehenhendechongtapaoxiao。

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kantabudaliziji,tabazangxixidesaijinzuili,chaotaliekaizuiluchuleisitaohaodexiao,yilvjingyingdehalazishunzhetazangxixidexiabaliujintaheihuhudebozili。

buxiaohaihao,zheiyixiao,conglidaowai,shatoule!

taqidehunshendouzaizhandou。

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xiuzhanggugandeshouzhiyongliniezhupangyazangxixidelianjia,taehenhendedingzhuta,yongzhiyoutamenerrencainengtingdaodeshengyinyaoyaqiechidedao:“biezaiyinhunbusandechanzhewole,suanwoqiunile。ruguo、ruguonizhendeduiwohao,nijiuqusiba,qutiaoleneichitang,nifangwoyitiaoshenglu,jianglaiwoxingxuhaihuijideniyibeizi!”