第3章 祖母

yangruoqingkanqingchulelairen,shiyigezhongnianfuren,haisuangaotiaodeshencaichuanzheyijianqinglansedazhebudingdecubuyishang,toufawanleyigeji,chazheyigentaomuzanzi。

furenlianselahuang,shoudequangutuqi,yanwoshenxian,mingxianyifuyingyangbuliangdeyangzi。

yanjinghenda,fuseyehenbaijing,jiushiyanjingxiafangyouyiquannongyudeyinying,yanjingliyeyouxiecanliudexuesi,manliandejuanse,sihuyisumeiheyanpideyangzi。

yangruoqingdemuguangzaizheifurendeshenshangdaliangzhe,zheiyishengudainongjiafudechuanban,zaixiangdaozijishentidebianhua,yangruoqinglengzhule,naohailitiaochuleyigejinnianlaibijiaoliuxingdecier:chuanyue?

sunshituimenjinwuhou,yiyanbianchoujianguinvjingranzuoqileshen,jiekailebeizi,chuanzhelimiandazhebudingdetieshenyiku,yishuangheihuhudechijiaohaiguazaichuangbian。yanjingquezhigougoudedingzhemenkouzheibian。

sunshijiaoxiaweiweiyicha,youdianbuganzhixin,lianshangsuijiluchuyimokuangxi。

“qinger,nishashihouxingde?niangjiuzaiyuanzilixiyishang,nizayebuzhiyishengni?kebuke?ebue?yaobuyaoxuxu?”

sunshikuaibubendaolechuangbian,koulidieshengwenzhe,yibianzhuaqidazaichuangjiaomudangshangdeguazi,douledoushangmiandehuitu,pizaiyangruoqingdeshenshang。

cucaobianbujianzidedashou,qingroudefuzaiyangruoqingdeetoushang,haoxiangzaixixiganshouzheshenme,digudao:“xietianxiedi,zheishaozongsuanshituile!”

yangruoqinghuiguoshenlai,muguangdaizheyisitanjiu,luozaimianqianzheigezicheng“niang”denvrendeshenshang。

qianshishenweiguojitegongjingying,tayesuanshijingliguodafengdalangderenle,kanrendeyanguanghaishihenjingzhunde。

yanqiandezheigefuren,manlianmanyandoushiyanzangbuzhudezhenqieguanxin。

patadongzhelejiao,zheigefurenhaidunxiashenlai,jiangtayishuangchijiaosaijinzijiyishangdexiabai,shuangshouzhangxingezheyifuqingqingcuorouzhetazangxixiheihuhudejiao,meiyoubandianxianqizhise。

“nizheishaguinv,zazheibanchouzheniangni?mobushishaoleyichang,burenshileniangleme?yaobuyaohecha?yaobuyaoxuxu?”sunshitaiqitoulai,yilianciaidekanzheyangruoqing,taishouqingqingfumozheguinvzheiyitoudalejiedeluanpengpengdefa,wenroudexixixunwenzhe。

嘘嘘?

是解小便吧?

zijizheifuxinshenti,chabuduoyegaiyoushiersansuideguangjing!

erzheigefuren,quexiangshiyonghongyigesiwusuihaitongdekouqilaigenzijishuohua。

zheishiweisha?jidudechongni?haishiyouqitayuanyin?

yangruoqingzhuomobutou,zanshiyemeineixinsiquxixizhuomo,yinweitacikequeshikouganshezao。

zhanglezhangzui,faxianyanhouzhongtongdedoufabuchusheng,zheifurengangbushishuozijifaleyiwanshangdegaoshaome?gujishibiantaotihuanongfayanle。

yushi,tataishouzhilezhizhuoshangdechahu,furenlimajiufanyingleguolai。

“wojiaqingerkele?haolei,niangzheijiujinidaocha。niguaiguaitingniangdehuatanghuichuangshangqu,ganggangshaotui,kebudezaiganlefenghan!”

zaifurendebangzhuxia,yangruoqingzaicitanglehuiqu,kaozuozaichuangtoubian,kanzhefurenzouguoquzhuaqizhuoshangyizhihuolekoudetutaochawan,congchahulidaoleyixiechashuichulai,jiangchawansuibianshuaxileyixia,jiangshuaguodechashuipodaolemenkouyuanzili,zhuanshenhuidaozhuobian,zhongxindaoledabanwandecha,zheicaixiaoxinyiyiduandaochuangqian,ceshenzaichuangyanbianzuoxia。

yangruoqingxiangyaoshenchushouqujie,meixiangdaoneifurenqueqiangleyibushenshoulaozhuyangruoqingdehouyao,bangzhutazuozhileshenzi,ranhoujiangchawansongdaotadezuibian,roushengdao:“lai,niangweini,qingermanmanhe,bieyezhe。”

yangruoqinganankuxiao,zheifuren,haizhenshiguanhaizini,zheimedadeguinv,hechadouyaosongdaozuibian。

budoushuoqiongrendehaizizaodangjiame?

zheigejia,qiongdedoubunengzhurenle,quehaizheiyangwangsiliguanhaizi,hechadousongdaozuibian,zheichizaodebahaizijiyangfeidiaoa!

yangruoqinghaizhenshiyoudianbutaixiguanzheizhongduancharukoudesihouni,qianshidezijishigeguer,zaijietouliulanghoubeizuzhishouyang,jieshougezhongzuicankudexunlian。

congxiaodaoda,tadaonadoushiyigeren,mianduiyiqie,zaoyiyangchengledulizizhudexingge。

bale,cikeshentihunshensuantong,youshichulaizhadao,jiuruxiangsuisuyiciba。

zaifurendesihouxia,tahelemanmansandawancha,huoshaohuoliaobandeyanhoucaizongsuanshufuleyidiandian。

“you,chuhanle,haoshia!”sunshimolebayangruoqingdeetou,lianshangdeyoulvtunlejixu,weixiaozhedao:“nidietianmengmengliangjiuquzhenshangjinizhuayaole,gumozheshangwufanqiangaihuilaile。qingerzuozhebieluandong,niangjininingkuaipazicabalian。”

yangruoqingqingqingdianlediantou,kanzhefurenzhuanshenquleqiangjiao,neilibaizheyizhangjianyidemujiazi,shangmianjiazheyizhitutaopen,bianshangdazheyikuaibanjiudepazi。

yangruoqingkanzhefurenjiangpazijinrunzaishuili,yongliningzhe,bushihaizhuanguotoulai,chaochuangzheibiandeyangqiuyuminzuixiaoyixia,yangruoqingyoudianweiweishishen。

zheibushimeng,zijizhuijihoudiaorudahai,meiyoubeiyansi,ershichuanyuedaoleyigeqingpindegudainongjia,haiyouruciyigetengaizijideniangqin。

bilebiyan,zaiduzhengkai,tayanzhonghuifuleyiguandedanding。

jiranlaotianyejizijiyigezhonglaiyicidejihui,tajiuyaohaohaozhuazhu,zhonghuoyishi,tayaohuochubuyiyangdejingcairenshenglai!

zheibiancaipazicaiganggangshanglian,molebanbian,xiangfangmen“peng!”deyishengbeirencongwaimianpaikai,renyinghaimeijinwu,qijibaihuaidehemashengjiuyichuanlejinlai。

“laosanjiade,niduozaiwuzilimojigesha?yidajiazideyishangcuoguoleyebuquchitangliguoshui,duizailouzililandiaoledouguangzhedingerxiadiganhuobucheng?”

zaishengyinzhouranxiangqidetongshi,yangruoqingmingxiandeganjuedaomianqianfurendeshoumengdidoulexia,yizhanglahuangdelianshangluchujifenjupa。

zaikanxiangfangmenkou,yigelaofurenfuzhemumenzhanzainei,huzheyizhanglian,xishudemeimao,yishuangyanjingkanrendeshihou,jiuxiangzaidengzheniyiyang。tabiyang,bozuichun,huabaidetoufayisibuluandeshuzainaohou,bangleyigeji,chazheyigenyinzanzi,liangbianerduoshangyedoudaizheyizhiyinhuanghuangdeyuanxingerhuan。

aixiaoganshoudeshenban,chuanzheyitaoqichengxindeshenhuisebuyi,jiaohenxiao,xianranshiguoguo,zhanzaineilijiuxiangyibajianxideyuanguidingzaidishang。