第5章 阎王不收

杨若晴有点想笑。

tazaitanshideyanzhong,keshibandiandouganjuebuchuneifenyinzangjishendeshiduqingshen!

zheinianga,shizudebaozixingge,bierendaleniyibazhang,haiyaozhanzaibierendelichangqutibierenzhexiang!

“niang,nainaishuoqingershizhihuichifandeshazi,qingerzhendeshishazima?”yangruoqingturanyouwen,tacongtanshidehuayinli,ganjuechudebushieyizhongshang,ershiyizhongshishishangdezhizehebiyi。

sunshiweiweiyizheng,kanzhemianqianqingerdelian,turanbiziyisuan,bianyouzhongbeicongzhonglaideganjue,chayidianjiuyaoluoxialeilai。

tarenzhuyanzhongdelei,jiangyangruoqingqingqinglanjinhuaili,qingqingfuzhetadehoubei,“ninaineishishuodeqihuani,niangdeqinger,kecongmingle,busha,yidiandoubusha……”

真的是这样吗?

yangruoqingxinzhongcunzheyigeyihuo,yuanzhurendaodishibushishazi?

keshi,tazhanjulezheifushenti,quebingmeiyoudedaoyuanzhurendejiyi。

yangruoqinghaixiangzaiwendianshenme,xiangfangdemenkouchuanlaiyishengjudadexiangdong,yuanlaishitanshijiangchuiyifudebangchuizadaolemenshang:“laosanjiade,nisilema?gennineishaguinvmojigesha?liaoxiayidatanzidehuojibugan,nizheishiyaonitianlewa?”

sunshimangdisongkaiyangruoqing,niutouchaomenkouneibianhuidao:“jiulai!jiulai!”

yibianzhuanguoshenlai,jiangyangruoqingfuzhetangxia,cheguosanfazhechaoshihemeiweidebeizilaijiyangruoqinggaishang:“qinger,nizaishuiyihui,niangzuohaoshangwufanzailaikanni!”

yangruoqingguaiqiaodedianlediantou,kanzhesunshijicongconglikailexixiangfang,guangxianhunandewuzili,youzhishengxiatayigeren。

tajiuzheimejingjingdetangzaiyingbangbangdemubanchuangshang,wangzhetoudingxidefalehuangdezhangpengfaqiledai。

bale,jiusuanyuanzhurenshishazi,neiyezhishiyiqian。congzijidaolaidezheiyikeqi,yiqiedoujiangzhongxinshuxie。

buzhizheiyangdingleduojiu,zhidaotounaoliyizhenzhendetianxuandizhuan,touyekaishitongqilai,tataishoumolebazijideetou。

kao,guntangyipian,youkaishifashaole。

yanhouchuhuoshaohuoliaodeganjue,fangfoyouyidatuanhuozaifenshaozhetadeyanhouhexiongkou。

tajiannandezhanglezhangkou,fachujishengsiyadeshengyin,keshi,quejiqideweiruo。

nanshousile,haoxiangheyikouliangcha,keshi,zheigeyinandexiaowuzi,jiuhaoxiangyushigejueleyiban。

tamimihuhuzhong,sihutingdaowaimianyuanzililuxuchuanlaijiaobusheng,haiyoumoshengfurendedasangmen,keshi,quemeiyourenzhuyidaozheibianxiaowuzilitaweiruodehuhuan。

shentirutongbeijiazaitanhuoshanghongkao,youhaoxiangbeidiuzaibingshuilijinpao,taquansuozheshenzi,beizizaoyihualuodaoledishang。

turan,yixieleisiyulaojiudianyingpianduandedongxi,rutongxuehuabanyigunaoerdewangtanaodailizuan,yimumumoshengdechangjingheshenghuohuamian,zaitadenaohaizhongfenluanshanguo,gentayuanbendeneixiejiyipengzhuangzaiyiqi,zhangdetadenaoqiaodoukuaiyaoliekaile。tashuangbeibaozaiyiqi,yaguanyaodegegezuoxiang,zaichuangshangtongkudefangunzhe,yishi,yidiandianmohu……

buzhiguoquleduojiu,tatingdaoyourenzaiqingqingdetuiziji,shuxideshengyinzaierpangjiaojidehuanzheta:“qinger……qingernizatangzheileni?kuaixingxinga……”

yangruoqinghuanhuanzhengkaileshuangyan,faxianzijijingranshuizaidishang,sunshizhengwanxiayao,shuangshouhebaozhutadeyao,shitujiangtacongbinglengchaoshidedishangbaoqilai。keshitazijizheifushentishizaishitaipangle,sunshiyoushizhangqideyingyangbuliang,genbenshibuchushaqililai,changshilehaojicidoubunengjiangtabaoqilai。

“娘,我自己来。”

杨若晴有点囧。

qingqingtuikaisunshi,zijishuangshouchengzhechaoshibingliangdetubadimian,zuoqileshen,zhongxinzuohuilechuangshang。

zheiyicixinglai,taqingchudeganjuedaozijidenaozili,duochulehenduomoshengdejiyi。

henmohu,qiehenlingluandeshenghuopianduan,jiuxiangyigewuliusuihaiziyanzhongkandaodeshijieneiban。

danshi,yangruoqingshishenmeren?qianshishenweitegongjingying,jishizailingluandedongxi,tayenengcongzhongchousibojianzhenglichuyitiaoqingxidexianlulai。

yanqianzheigebianyiniang,haiyouneigequzhenshangmaiyaohaimeihuilaidebianyidie,liangkouzishisannianruyiri,hanxinrukudelachezhezheigexinzhibuquandeguinv,buzhishouleduoshaobaiyan,chileduoshaokutou,doumeiyoubanjuyuanyan。

jiuzaizheizuijindeyici,chishadezijizaicunkou,weileneigedinglewawaqindeshaoniandeyijuhua,jiufanerqutiaolechitang,zijizuihoushilaoshanglaile,quechadianmeizhetengdiaozheiliangkouzidabantiaoming。

yangruoqingmomochuixiatoulai,mannaomendeheixian。

suiranneixiebukande,huajideshiqing,bingbushizijiquzuode,keshi,zheifushenzicongjinwanghou,bianshizijizhuzai,suzhuzuoxiadeneixieshiqing,ziranyeyaoyouzijilaiyibingchengdan。

sunshimolemoyangruoqingdeetou,bingliangyipian,shaoshaosongleyikouqi。

cheguobeizijiangyangruoqinggaizhu,yibianrenbuzhuziyanziyuqilai:“wozheicaishaodunshangwufandegongfu,nijiugundaodishanglaile,yebuzhizaidishangshuileduojiu,pusabaoyoumoyaozaizhelianglea!”

renbuzhutaitoukanleguinvyiyan,kandaoguinvzhengdalazhenaodai,meiyouxiangwangchangneiyang,dangtashuluoshi,xiangxiaohaiziyiyangsajiaodechanshanglai。

sunshixindimomingdehuaguoyisishiluo,turanxiangdaoshenme,xinlidunshiyijin,mangdifuzhuyangruoqingdeshenzi:“zazheifuyanerbajideyangerni?guinv,nizala?shibushikedaonale?kuai、kuairangniangchouchou。”

yishuangyanjing,zaishuozheixiehuadetongshi,zaoyijiangyangqiuyuhunshenshangxia,qianqianhouhou,zizixixidalianglegebianer,daidaoquedingguinvshenshangmeiyoumingxiandeyuqingshanghen,zheicaishaoshaofangxiayixiexinlai。

“niang,womeishi,nibengdanxin。jiushiyoudiane……”

yangruoqingturantaiqitoulai,shayazhesangyinshuodao。

sunshiweiweiyizheng,chayidekanzheyangruoqing,youdianbuganzhixinzijitingdaode。

“guinv,niangbushizaizuomengba?ni、nishuohualiluola?”

yangruoqingmantouheixian,yiqiandezijishigezhizhang,naozibuhaoshi,shuohuayebuliluo,xiangyaojiexiaobiandoubuhuishuo,zhihuihanxuxu……

qingqingdiantou,taxiangyaorangzheigeshanliangdebianyiniangqinhuanxiyiba。

benxiangshenshouquwozhusunshideshou,caijiangshounachulai,yiyanpiedaozijineishuangzhijiagailidouheiledezhuzhuazi,zicanxingkui,yousuolehuiqu。

“niang,wojuezheyiqianjiuhaoxiangzuoleyichangmengni,xianzai,mengxingle,woyeqingxingle。”yangruoqingshuodao。