第3章 辣椒(2371字)

“jie,zheidongxizhenchibude,dazhuangjiushikantamenyansehaokanzhuazhechilejikou,jieguosangzidouhuaile,wokantazuizhonglehaodayiquan,laduzihaojitian,nikuaibatarengchuqu,youdu,bunengchi!”baixingchezhebaigouqideyixiujiaojideshuozhe。

tajieqianduanshijiankezhenaozihouxinglaibianlebushao,dieniangdoushuozheishinaozikaileguang,lingfanle,xianzaitabazheiyoududedongxidaihuilai,haiyidingyaoshuotameidu,tajuedetajienaoziyoubuhaoshile。

“guinva,suirannichangqushanzhong,danniyeyouxuduobuzhidaodeshiqing,wotingshuozanmencunneixinglideliehucengjingyechangguozheiwanyi,sheizhigangchixiaqumeiduojiutajiuzhongdusilea!”bailaohanzaiyipangquanzhe,shoulixiangquduoneixijingdelajiao。

zheidongxizhenyoudu,jiushiyansehaokan,tatingcunlirenshuoguo。

“die,nishuodeneililiehushigebicuntoudeba,neirenzhishishenglebing,houlaibushijizhihaolema,nibiexiashuo!”baigouqiduoshanzhebailaohandemozhua,tadieyouzaihushuo,tajiagenlvshuicunliqitacunminguanxiyixiangbuhao,tamenxianbailaohanyizhishengbingpachuanran,batazhijiegandaoshanjiaoxia,pingriliyaoshibujinshan,sheinenglaishuoshangjijuhua。

“shima?nizazhidaoli?”bailaohanbuhaoyisidinaonaotou,zicongguinvxinglaihou,bangzijidiaoshenzi,manmanjiankangqilaidetongshi,tafeichangxinrenzijiguinv。

“tadie!”liutaoyoudianqibailaohanbujiandingdelichang,shiguanyijiarendexingming,zenmejiubuqiangyingdianni!

“ei,neirenxingle,nimenkuaiqukankanta,wobazheilajiaozuochulaizaishuo。”baigouqiyanjiandekanzheduguruizhanzainei,jimangshuaiguo,zijiyitouzhajinchufang,dushangmenkaishichulilajiao。

bailaohantamenzaiwaituiletuimen,zhenshinverdalebuyouniang,guinvturanjiubutinghuale,wunaiguohouweishangduguruiniyijuwoyijudeguanxinqilai。

duguruizaihoutoutingtamenzheixierendouzuijuedeshenshiyouqu,turanguocongtianjiang,momingjiutibaigouqidanglehuidangjianpai,xinlimomingbiehuo,conglaidouzhiyoutasuanjibierendefen,jingedaohao,jingbeiyigenongjianvjisuanjile,suanle,kanzaizheijiumingzhiendefenshangjiuraotayihui,suijitiaozhebailaohantamendewentihuidaqilai。

bailaohantamenyikan,zheirenyuanyihetamenshuohualea,yigegewendegengqinle,duguruiliandoujiangle,tazhenbuxiguanyupangrenzheibankaojin,ruguobushiweilebuyinqitamenhuaiyi,tazaojiuzhaogejiekouhuifangle,chiwanzheicanfanyidingdezou!

baigouqixiangzhezheiliderenbuchilajiao,diyicichikendingbuxiguan,teyixianbalajiaoziqule,zaiyongshuichongxilejibian,caikaishichao。

meiyouduoyudepeicai,zaichupanshisaledianyan,jiandandebaolajiaojiuzuohaole。

tateyiyongzhinaochakanlezheiwanlajiao,quedingtashizhendewuducaiduanlechuqu,yebuguantajiarenzenmekan,huichufanglijixubanlewanyecai,xialemogutang,wanfanjiuzuohaole。

baijiarenlianzheduguruidoudingzheneiwanbaolajiaokan,zheiwanyizenmewenqilaizheimexiangni?

baixingyanleyankoushui,tanianjixiaotanchi,youshizhangshentideshihou,renbuzhuxiangyongshouzhuaqilaichangyichang,liutaodadiaotadeshuo,chileyiju:“zhidaotayoudunihaishangshou!”

“xiang!”baixingniudongshenziwangliutaoshenshangceng,taema。

“dongshouchia,zenmedouzuozheni?”baigouqibawanbaihao,zhuangzuobumingbaideyangzi,zhaohutamenkuaidianzuoxiachifan,ranhouzailiutaobuzantongdemuguanglijialeyikuaizilajiaofangjinzuili:“haochi!”

qulezidelajiaoyijingmeishenmelaweile,chaoguohougewaimeiwei,dangxiayegubushangqitaren,shenglewandoufanwangwodechiqilai,youlezheilajiao,doufandoumeineimeguasangle。

duguruijiantachideneimexiang,houtouqingdong,youshouyueyueyushi,takeshicongxinglaihoujiumeiyouchiguorenhedongxi,daoxianzaizaoedebuxingle!

danshitingtamenshuozheidongxiyoudu,tayoubuxiangqingyichangshi,buguozheinvzichilehaoyihuiyemeijiantachushenmeshi,yaoshizheilajiaozhenyoudu,tayinggaizaojiudufale。

“gu”duzituranfachuyishengxiang,dajiadoukanxiangta,duguruidandingzuoxia,naqikuaizidandingdejialekuailajiaofangrukouzhong,tabushiweilewanhuimianzi,tashiele。

yiguqingweizhuoshaoganxijuanlezhenggekouqiang,zhangzuibutingxiqi,zhenggeshentidouguntangleqilai。

“hu!”tashentuyikouqi,taishoucacatoushangdehan,tingdunpiankezaicidongkuaichiqilai。

zheishishenmeganjue,mingmingzuililadehen,youbuxiangtingxialai,zhixiangchigetongkuai!

bailaohansanrenkanzhetaliangmaitoukuchilengzaiyuandi,zheishizenmehuishi,nandaozheiwanyizhenmeidu,sanrenhukanleyiyan,zijiguinv/jiejiezongbukenenghuihaizijiba,zuoxialainaqikuaizijiaqilajiaowangzuilifang。

“嘶!”好辣!

danshi,dengdaozuilineiguzhuoregantuiquyoujuedehaoshuang,renbuzhuyikuaijiezheyikuaijiazhelajiaofangruzuili。

“jie,zheiduwuzhenhaochi!”baixingzuilisaidemanmande,haiyaozhangzuishuohua,baigouqipatayezhe,jitashenglewantang:“doushuolezheidongxijiaolajiao,bushishenmeduwu。”

“zheilajiaozhenhaochi!”baixingjiuzhetangbafanyanxiaqu,youjialekuailajiaochiqilai。

“guinv,zheiwanyiweishajiaolajiaoa?niyouzazhidaozheilajiaomeiyoudua?”bailaohanchidehunshenliuhan,bujingyiwenleju。

“e……”baigouqiyishiyusai,guangguzhehetamenzhenglunlajiaoshifouyoududeshi,yishijianwangjibianjiekoule。

“wojienaozilingguangbei!ziranshenmedouzhidao!”baixingchalejuzui,zheiyoushenmehaoshuode,kendingshitajiezaishanshangzaojiutoutouchangguozheilajiao,faxiantameidu,jiubatadaihuilaile,zhiyumingzi,xiaxiangdebei!

duguruiyibianshouxiafeikuaidejiazhesuoshengbuduodelajiao,yibianzhuyitamendetanhua,takeshilaidatandiqingde,youshenmebianhuadoubunengcuoguo。

tashijueduibuxinbaixingshuodehua,zenmekenengnaozilingguangjiushenmedouzhidao,tadengzhebailaohanfanbo,wenchuzhenzhengdeyuanyin。

“shia,zanjiayatouzuijinnaozihaoshile,gennineigegeyiyang,shadouzhidao!”bailaohanleheheshaxiao,juedezijierzishuodedui!

这就过去了?!

duguruishouxiadongzuoyizhi,zuihouyikuailajiaojiubeibaigouqiqiangleguoqu,balajiaofangjinbaixingwanli,jiletayige“nihenbang”deyanshen。

baixingchizheilajiaozhanshilehebailaohantongkuanxiaorong。

chiwanfanhou,liutaobiaoshitaxiuleyidianhuayangzi,mingtianyaoquzhenshangyitang,baigouqiliketingzhiyaoban:“woyeyaoqu!”

“niquzuoshenme?”liutaoyihuo,taguinvbushixianniuchebuhaozuo,buaiquzhenshangma?

“wojiushixiangpeinima,niang,nijiudayingwoba!”baigouqixiangbudaojiekou,chaozheliutaosajiao,liutaomeidikangzhu,dayingdaitayikuaiqu。

baigouqixinglaihou,jialikaishibuquechi,hainengjianjianshengjigeqianchulai,xianzaihaiaixiangtasajiao,zhenshiyuekanyuexihuan。

yuanbenjiekouyaoxiuxideduguruiyijingyongqinggongfanchulebaijia,zheiyangzuohenshili,danshitabufangbianyutamenyouguoduodeqianche,xianzailikaishizuihaode。

haimeizouchujilidi,duguruiduneiyizhenjiaotong,daduanletatiqi,yingshengshengcongbankongzhongdieluo,mianqiangwenzhushenxingzhanqilai,laibujisisuozenmejiejue,“peng”,tayouyunleguoqu。

baigouqizhengtangzaichuangshang,mimihuhuzuozhebaodatuimengshi,zhinaoxiaoditushangduoleyigehongdian,ranhou。

“啊!”