第3章

yongcantuzhong,tangguoguojinghutanglidebeiqiaoshi,buxiaoxinzhuangfantangguan。

fangtanggunxiangshenqinglishoubiandeshunjian,lushiyanxiayishishenshouquzulan,quebuxiaoxinpengdaoshuibei。

shenqinglichouzhianyashuizi,dongzuoxiangchulihuaxueshijixielou。

"对、对不起!"

"无妨。"

liangjuhuazaikongqilizhuangchengjifen。

yucitongshi,lingwaiyibianyefashengzheleisishijian。

"zheipangxieqianbiwoshouzhanghaida!"zhoumuyeyongkuaizichuonongdiwangxie,xieqianturandanfei,tangzhijiandaoguzhaoyideyifushang。

guzhaoyimianbugaise,chouchushijinjingzhunfugaiwuzi,miaosujisuan:"ganxifei2480yuan,jidezhuanzhang。"

“a,o,hao,sorry,wozhenbushiguyide。”zhoumuyelianlianditoudaoqian。

弹幕:

“hahahahahahananxiongnandi”

“这桌被诅咒了吧”

“quanyuanmaomaoshishikekeaiai”

……

daoyanshizaikanbuxiaqule,ganmangjiaojiemuzushangdaoju:“yongsangecimiaoshuziji。”

"yanjin,zhixu,bohetang。"guzhaoyicashijingpian。

"hailang,yanhuo,caihongtang!"tangguoguohuangzhebangbangtang。

"ziyou,liejiu,yaogunle。"zhoumuyezhuanzhecheyaochi。

"shu,xingkong,baikaishui。"shenqinglidiaozhengcanchajiaodu。

"jiuwu,chanming,duanludeng。"lushiyanrouzhoucanjin。

"daima,shenglvehao,jingyinjian。"chenmotuihuiyanjing。

弹幕:

“......”

“文科生阵亡”

“zheizhuonengcouchubanbencidian”

“chenmoshiyongjiudechenmo”

……

daoyanwuyu,jiubulegenbenjiubule,bailanba。

jiejinweisheng,lushiyandechaziyushenqinglidecandaotongshishenxiangzuihouyikuaimochamusi。

jinshupengzhuangdeqingxiangrangsuoyourentaitou。

“qingbian。”shenqinglishouhuishou,wanlianzaizhuobutouxiaxisuidelingxingguangban。

lushiyandingzheneikuaitianpin,xiangqichumenqianmuqindehua“zhishaoyaozhudongyici”。

tajiangyingdijiangdiezituiguoqu:“ni、nichiba。”

“bubi,nichi。”shenqinglizhunbeianzhinanzhixing"meirizhudongdashansanci"。

tazhijieduanqidiezi,jidiyigeguanchaduixianglushiyandiguoqu,beisongshikaikou:"genjufeiluomenglilun..."

meifanyingguolaituranbeinaiyouhushoudelushiyanzhamao:"moushaa!"

"zhengzaifenxiduobaanfenmiguoshengdaozhidefeilixingxingwei。”tajiangshijindiechengbiaozhunjuxingtuiguoqu,zhijianchudaotaguntangdeshou,"tiwenyichangshenggao,yisiguominfanying。"

“yaoniguan!”taluohuangertao,tongshoutongjiaowangxishoujianfangxiangzouqu,"benshaoyemeiyouguominyuan!!”

弹幕:

“wodecpzhudongle!”

“weiyixiaogeditianpindebiaoqingxiangzaijiaodangfei”

“**jieyoudianzhuanyea”

“chenmogeshizhendechenmoa”…

……

“yanzi,nihenbuduijing!kuaigaosuwo,fashengleshenme?”

kanzhehaoyouzheifubuzhiqiandeyangzi,zhoumuyejuedebutaiduijing,lianmangqishengenleguoqu,haoqidewen。

“没什么。”陆时砚

zheihaimeishenme?dangtaxiaa,takeshiyouliuyidaolushiyanzheigoudongxihebingshanmeinvdehaojicihudong!

“zadi,duirenjiayouhaogan!?”

“quququ,gun!”lushiyanxianzaikendingbugaosuzheigedazuiba。

周慕野:“?!!”

wanniandanshennaozilizhiyouzhenzhu,zhuangbuxiaqitadexiaoxiannanyexiangtanlianaile?

————他不信!!

jintiankendingshitaileile,huanshile。buguobingshanmeinvqueshihaokan,jiushiyoudianleng,zhoumuyexiangdaomomingdalegehanzhan。

buguojiexialaikeyouyisile,shuobudinghainengyuanmanwanchengluyijiaodaiderenwule,heihei。

……

yongcanjieshushi,tangguoguoturanzhizhechuangwaijianjiao:"yanhua!"

zhongrenrumengdashebanyongxianglutai。

lushiyandeweiyibeihaifengguchengfan,toumiaoshenqinglishi,buzhuyicaidaotadequnbailiusu。

"xiaoxin。"taxufudeshouxuantingzaitayaohou0.5limi。

taliangqiangzhanwen,erjianhongtou:"xie、xiexie..."

"gailvwenti。"tazhuanshenliqu,bucengxiangbojinwanlianqueyiwaigouzhutadeweiyichousheng。

haobuganga,liangrenzaiyueguangxiajiangchidesangexintiaojian,zhoumuyefengkuanganxiakuaimen——zhaopianlitamendeyingzizaishatanshangjiaohui。

“nierduohongle!lushiyan。”shenqinglishixianluodaotahongpupudeerduo,“guanchadaonierduojintiandouhongle......”

“caimeiyou,shi、shirede!”lushiyantingletadehua,xintiaodegengmengle。

弹幕:

“zheigoutujuele!!!”

“minzhengjuzijiyouguolaiba”

“zhoumuyetoutoujilufurenfadingweixiaosi”

“lvqunjieheweiyigexingzhanglilaman”

……

turan,zhiboheiping。guanzhongzhengzaikecpzhong,cuoshoubuji,fenfenzaidanmuliaihao。

弹幕:

“???woqingwenni?”

“zheishiganma,jiuzheiyangburangkanle?”

“wokuzidoutuole,jiemuzujiurangwokanzhei??”

“不行我要闹了”

“aaaaawohaimeikangouni!”

“zhihouni,ruhele?”

“aaaadaoyan!kee!zhudaoyannishangcesuomeidaizhiaaa”

“yourenfalupingle,dajiakuaiqu!”

“qingshiweijiancpjianchaohuale!!!”

“谁们CP?…)”

……

“daoyan,daoyan,womendejiemujueduihuibao!!gongzuorenyuanjidongdibashujuchengxianjidaoyan,《lianaixinhao·live》kaibochongshangresou,jiqianwandefensizhuanfaheanli。

jiabinmenhunranbuzhizhibojianyibeiqiaduan,yebuzhijiemuzudabao,yinqifengkuangtaolun。

wanshangbadian,jieshuxingchenghuixiaowu。

shangwuchenianguoshatanbianyuandesuishi,chedenghuaponongchoudeyese。

shenqinglisuozaizuihouyipaichuangbian,zhijianwuyishimosuozheqiwudeboli,shuihenwanyanchenghaianxiandehudu。

lushiyanbeizhoumuyetuisangzhediejinshenqinglixieqianfangdezuowei,weiyimaozigouzhuzuoyidiaojiegan,zhenggerenkazaigangade45dujiao。

“hahahahahaha,yanzihahahahahalaipaiyizhang”zhoumuyelimataochushouji,kakapai。

lushiyanmeihaoqididengletayiyan,yuguangwangshenqinglifangxiangpieleyiyan,shenqinglidezuijiaoweidong。

lushiyannaoxiuchengnu,xiudadade,manliantonghong。

zhoumuyezaiqianpaifankanzhaopian,biexiaobiechuzhujiao,beiguzhaoyiyongwenjianqingqiaolehounaoshao。

sheiyemeikanjiandeshishenqinglijiangduanfachanzailushiyanweiyichoushengdemaobianli——xiangchanzhumingyunfangchuishangyilvjueqiangdesixian。

lushiyantoumiaohoushijing,shenqinglidejiemaozaiyanxiatouchudeyinying,xiangjilexiaoshihouyangsidejinyuweiqi。

buqiaodeshi,ganghaohejingzhongshixianduishang,tazhengjinweizuo。

yueguangjiangtadejiemaoyingzitouzaitajiangzhidejibeishang,suicheshendianboweiweizhandong。

车子再一次急刹。

“zheipolugencuoyibanside!”zhoumuyejuzhe**ganwangfujiashiji,jingtousaoguohoupaishi,shenqinglijiangyangrongpijianlagaozhibijian。

guzhaoyifuzhuqianpaiyibei,fuzhengyanjingkaikou:“genju《minfadian》,weijingyunxupaishetarenxiaoxiang......”

tangguoguodebangbangtang“ka”dikedaochechuang。

chenmoquanzaijiaoluo,dingzhetangzhazaizhenpizuoyishangnianchudetuan,xiangzaipojiemouzhongjiamichengxu。

zhongyudida,quanyuanxiache,yueguangjiangliugeyingzilachengpingxingxian,mingyunyezhengqiaoqiaoningjinfatiao。