suchenzuozaishidengshang,anxialekaijijian。
sunwukongdehoutouhaoqidecouleguolai,zhijianpingmuyiliang,zheirangtachileyijing,keshizheihouzidandabaotian,daobuzhiyubeihetui。
“zheishishenme?”sunwukongzhizhediannaopingmushangmiande“tian”zi,zhei“tian”zixianghoutuolejigeweibayiyangdedongxi。
“zheishitubiao,windows95xitong,meijianguoba?”suchennaixinjieshidao。
jiezhe,yizhenshuxidewindowsqidongyinlexiangqi,luchulelansedepingmu。
“haha,youqu,zheiwanyierjingranhuifaguang?jiushibuzhidaozheiguangmangzhongyoumeiyoutiandilingqi,wokeshixishoulebuzhiduoshaonianriyuejinghuani。”sunwukongjingtandexiaodao。
“hehe,zheidongxikebishenmeriyuejinghuayouqudeduo。lai,chouchou,zheijiushifankongjingying。”
suchenshuozhe,shuangjidiannaozhuomiandetezhongbingbiaozhi,huamianyiheihou,likejinruleyouxijiemian。
“nishuozheidongxijiaozuoyouxi?jiuxiangwobayitiaotengmandazaishuzhishang,dangguoshanguneibanma?”sunwukongyouxiebujie。
“yesuanshiba。”suchenhahayixiao,likexuanzele“baifangjinglou”dejingdiandixing,jiarule“jing”dezhenrong,shouliwozheyibajingzhuanyongdechushishouqiang。
yinxiangzhongchuanlaile“go!go!go!”deshengyin。
diannaosuiranjianlou,danshizuyizhenjingzheihouzile。
suchenanxiale“esc”jian,kaishitianjiajiqiren。
zheixiasunwukongkekaixinleqilai。
“haha,tagangcaishuoshenme?tamanishigou?weiwei,zheishijiaozenmejiuxiangdairuleyiyang,keyikandaozijideshuangshou。yi?zheishoulishishenmewanyier?”
sunwukongkanzhepingmushangxianshideyizhishou,wozheyibasuchengang**de**,bujinyouxiehaoqile。
“zheiwanyiershiqiangxie,leisiyurenleidegongjianhuozhenujian。”suchendagaijieshidao。
jiezhe,takaishixingdongqilai,gensuizhejigeduiyoujiqiren,batamendangzuoroudun,qianwang“baifang”zhongyingjiurenzhi。
“砰!砰!砰!”
jishengqiangxiangchuanlai,tamenzaoyulediyibodiren,yigechuanzhemicaikuzi,mengzheliandefeitu,yijiyigeshangshenlvsejiake,xiashenmensaodehuangkuzidemojingfeitukaishijiaohuo。
suchendeqiangfahenzhun,zaijiashangdiyihuiheshuangfangdoumeitaiduoqian,tade“**”dazhanshenwei,liangqiangjiubalianggedirenbaotoule。
“+300”
“+300”
zuoxiajiaolianxulianggelvsedetishichuxian。
“haha,nibadirenshasile。nidejianfahenbucuoma。”sunwukongxingzhibobodekanzhe。
“hei,neishizirande。shejishihouniyaozhuyi,jinliangshejidirendetoubu,zheilicaishiyaohai。lingwaizuoxiajiaodeqianbi,zhijieguanxizhenineng**shenmeqiangxie。”
suchennaixindejieshizhe,bijingzheishidiyiweikeren,takemahubude。
“ee。。。”sunwukongsidongfeidongdenaolenaotou。
suchendeqiangfashizaijingzhun,lianxushibadoumeiyousiwang,shunlidailingduiwuhuosheng,dishiyiju,tapieleyiyansunwukongyuefajingtandeshenqinghou,jiazhuangshizuluoxiajinglou,shuaisile。
“e~~~”yishengcanjiaoshengchuanlai,jingtoushengdaokongzhong,kandaolezijideshiti。
“nisile,nisile,ranganlaosunyeshiyixia。”sunwukongzhongyupandaolezheiyike,moquancazhangdezuozaisuchenpangbian,hou**yijue,jiuyaobasuchenjidaoyipang。
“cheng,huannishishi。”suchenjiansunwukongshanggou,likeshanzaiyipang。
sunwukongzhangmanhoumaodeshoukaishi**qiang,tatianzicongying,suchenzhijitashuoleyibianshuzidehanyi,sunwukonglikedongdele。
“shifujiaoguowoshushu,biexiaokanwo。”sunwukongxingzhibobodeshuodao。
diyiju,tamofangsuchen,**le**houzhijiechonglechuqu,genbenbulihuihoumiandejiqirenduiyou。
daodishihouzia,zheimediannaixindoumeiyou。
苏辰笑嘻嘻的想着。
guoran,sunwukonggangxingjindaobaifanghoumen,“zhiya”yishengjikaixiaolvmenhou,guangbiaozuocelikeshanqilehongsedetixing。
“buhao,sheizaitouxianlaosun,jianzhishijianzhaa!”sunwukongshoumangjiaoluan,pingmulideshijiaoyizhentianxuandizhuanhou,huamianshengge,sile。
kanzheyouxizhongzijidexianxue,sunwukongde“leigongzui”liekai,luchulebaisensendeliaoya。
“zheigebeibi**dexiaoren,kananlaosunxiayiboyinghuilai。”sunwukongehenhendeshuodao。
keshiyouyuzijisidetaikuai,youxicaiganggangkaishi,qitajiqirenhaizaizuozhan,sunwukongzhihaonaizhuxingzi,kanzhepingmu。
“nishizheanxiakonggehuozhehuiche,ng,jiushineigezhangtiaojianhewanqujiantoujian。”suchenzhanzaitashenhoutidiandao。
“pa”deyishengqingcuixiangsheng,sunwukonganxiaquhou,jingxidefaxianpingmujingran“chuanyue”daoleduiyoushenshang,kanzhetazoudong,xunzhaodiren。
“biewangneilizoua,anlaosunjiushizaineibeimaifule,huitou,kuaihuitoua。”sunwukongjidemengpaizhuozi。
suchenmeitouyizhou:xinghaozheizhuozishixitongchuchan,genbenwufasunhuai。fouzeyitadeliqi。。。。
“tatingbudaonijianghuade,zaishuole,guanqibuyu,nibudongma?xiayijuhaohaolai,nixianrangduiyouchongqianmian,huozhebaochijingti,jizhujigeyoukenengbeimaifudejiaoluo。”suchenzhangkoutidianqilai。
houzizuoweilingzhangleidongwu,guorancongmingwubi。
dierju,sunwukonglikexiqulejiaoxun,congbaifanghoumenjinrushi,likexiangzuoyidongshubiao,jingtidekanzhe。
“haha,youzaizheilidengnisunyeye?”
sunwukongchangkuaidedaxiao,tongshi“bangbangbangbangbang”liankaiwuqiang,dazaiduifangdexiongkou,jieguolediren。
jiezhe,tajixuxiaoxinyiyideqianjin,chaoercengderenzhifangzouqu,caokongshubiaozuokanyoukande,daozhenxiangyigejingtidehouzi。
“孺子可教也。”
suchenzanshangdebashoufangzaisunwukongdehoutou,luqilehou。
dangyouxizhong,sunwukongzoudaoloutichu,gangyiyouzhuan。
huo,yigefeituzhengzaineilijugaolinxiadedunzhe。
sunwukongzaoyoufangbei,likedianjishubiaozuojian,kaishisheji。
“bang”deyisheng,sunwukongyiqiangdazaiduifangdatuishang。
“kakaka!”deshengyinchuanlai,sunwukongmeiyouzidanle。
“shea,jinisunwaigongshea。”sunwukongxiesidilidepaoxiaozhe。
keshipingmuzhongdeshoubingweitingtade,ershiyoutiaobuwendehuanqilezidan。
direnlianxukaiqiang,sunwukonghoutuishichuxianle“jiangzhibuff”,zuizhongzaidusiwang。
“zhengouhuiqide?”sunwukongzhuaernaosai。
“houzi,nihaishitaijizaole,zhikandiren,buzhidaokanyixianidezidanma?kuaimeizidandeshihouyaohuandanjiaa,jiushizheigejianwei。”suchenxiaohehedetixingzhe。
“zheiyanga,womingbaile。xiaciyidingying。”sunwukonghuangrandawuqilai。
keshijiexialaidejiju,sunwukongbushibeiqunou,jiushizhiguzhepao,luoxialerenzhi,daozhixintaibengkuibeisha,shenzhiyouyijutagangzuanjinguandao,jiuditoukandaojiaoxiayikeshoulei,bazijihongfeichuqu。
sunwukongyuedayueji,jihuwufachenxiaxinlaimiaozhundirenle。
suchenquemingbaidehen,wukongxianzaiyijingchenmianqizhongle。
bijingshihouzima,tian**wan,keshuodaowan,zheidiannaoyouxibubitazaishanjianxixiyouqudeduoma?
“shijianchabuduole,nideshiwanyouhuiyijingjieshu。xiangjixuwandehua,nixuyaochongzhile。”suchendandandeshengyinzaisunwukongshenhouxiangqi。