第2章

suchenzuozaishidengshang,anxialekaijijian。

sunwukongdehoutouhaoqidecouleguolai,zhijianpingmuyiliang,zheirangtachileyijing,keshizheihouzidandabaotian,daobuzhiyubeihetui。

“zheishishenme?”sunwukongzhizhediannaopingmushangmiande“tian”zi,zhei“tian”zixianghoutuolejigeweibayiyangdedongxi。

“zheishitubiao,windows95xitong,meijianguoba?”suchennaixinjieshidao。

jiezhe,yizhenshuxidewindowsqidongyinlexiangqi,luchulelansedepingmu。

“haha,youqu,zheiwanyierjingranhuifaguang?jiushibuzhidaozheiguangmangzhongyoumeiyoutiandilingqi,wokeshixishoulebuzhiduoshaonianriyuejinghuani。”sunwukongjingtandexiaodao。

“hehe,zheidongxikebishenmeriyuejinghuayouqudeduo。lai,chouchou,zheijiushifankongjingying。”

suchenshuozhe,shuangjidiannaozhuomiandetezhongbingbiaozhi,huamianyiheihou,likejinruleyouxijiemian。

“nishuozheidongxijiaozuoyouxi?jiuxiangwobayitiaotengmandazaishuzhishang,dangguoshanguneibanma?”sunwukongyouxiebujie。

“yesuanshiba。”suchenhahayixiao,likexuanzele“baifangjinglou”dejingdiandixing,jiarule“jing”dezhenrong,shouliwozheyibajingzhuanyongdechushishouqiang。

yinxiangzhongchuanlaile“go!go!go!”deshengyin。

diannaosuiranjianlou,danshizuyizhenjingzheihouzile。

suchenanxiale“esc”jian,kaishitianjiajiqiren。

zheixiasunwukongkekaixinleqilai。

“haha,tagangcaishuoshenme?tamanishigou?weiwei,zheishijiaozenmejiuxiangdairuleyiyang,keyikandaozijideshuangshou。yi?zheishoulishishenmewanyier?”

sunwukongkanzhepingmushangxianshideyizhishou,wozheyibasuchengang**de**,bujinyouxiehaoqile。

“zheiwanyiershiqiangxie,leisiyurenleidegongjianhuozhenujian。”suchendagaijieshidao。

jiezhe,takaishixingdongqilai,gensuizhejigeduiyoujiqiren,batamendangzuoroudun,qianwang“baifang”zhongyingjiurenzhi。

“砰!砰!砰!”

jishengqiangxiangchuanlai,tamenzaoyulediyibodiren,yigechuanzhemicaikuzi,mengzheliandefeitu,yijiyigeshangshenlvsejiake,xiashenmensaodehuangkuzidemojingfeitukaishijiaohuo。

suchendeqiangfahenzhun,zaijiashangdiyihuiheshuangfangdoumeitaiduoqian,tade“**”dazhanshenwei,liangqiangjiubalianggedirenbaotoule。

“+300”

“+300”

zuoxiajiaolianxulianggelvsedetishichuxian。

“haha,nibadirenshasile。nidejianfahenbucuoma。”sunwukongxingzhibobodekanzhe。

“hei,neishizirande。shejishihouniyaozhuyi,jinliangshejidirendetoubu,zheilicaishiyaohai。lingwaizuoxiajiaodeqianbi,zhijieguanxizhenineng**shenmeqiangxie。”

suchennaixindejieshizhe,bijingzheishidiyiweikeren,takemahubude。

“ee。。。”sunwukongsidongfeidongdenaolenaotou。

suchendeqiangfashizaijingzhun,lianxushibadoumeiyousiwang,shunlidailingduiwuhuosheng,dishiyiju,tapieleyiyansunwukongyuefajingtandeshenqinghou,jiazhuangshizuluoxiajinglou,shuaisile。

“e~~~”yishengcanjiaoshengchuanlai,jingtoushengdaokongzhong,kandaolezijideshiti。

“nisile,nisile,ranganlaosunyeshiyixia。”sunwukongzhongyupandaolezheiyike,moquancazhangdezuozaisuchenpangbian,hou**yijue,jiuyaobasuchenjidaoyipang。

“cheng,huannishishi。”suchenjiansunwukongshanggou,likeshanzaiyipang。

sunwukongzhangmanhoumaodeshoukaishi**qiang,tatianzicongying,suchenzhijitashuoleyibianshuzidehanyi,sunwukonglikedongdele。

“shifujiaoguowoshushu,biexiaokanwo。”sunwukongxingzhibobodeshuodao。

diyiju,tamofangsuchen,**le**houzhijiechonglechuqu,genbenbulihuihoumiandejiqirenduiyou。

daodishihouzia,zheimediannaixindoumeiyou。

苏辰笑嘻嘻的想着。

guoran,sunwukonggangxingjindaobaifanghoumen,“zhiya”yishengjikaixiaolvmenhou,guangbiaozuocelikeshanqilehongsedetixing。

“buhao,sheizaitouxianlaosun,jianzhishijianzhaa!”sunwukongshoumangjiaoluan,pingmulideshijiaoyizhentianxuandizhuanhou,huamianshengge,sile。

kanzheyouxizhongzijidexianxue,sunwukongde“leigongzui”liekai,luchulebaisensendeliaoya。

“zheigebeibi**dexiaoren,kananlaosunxiayiboyinghuilai。”sunwukongehenhendeshuodao。

keshiyouyuzijisidetaikuai,youxicaiganggangkaishi,qitajiqirenhaizaizuozhan,sunwukongzhihaonaizhuxingzi,kanzhepingmu。

“nishizheanxiakonggehuozhehuiche,ng,jiushineigezhangtiaojianhewanqujiantoujian。”suchenzhanzaitashenhoutidiandao。

“pa”deyishengqingcuixiangsheng,sunwukonganxiaquhou,jingxidefaxianpingmujingran“chuanyue”daoleduiyoushenshang,kanzhetazoudong,xunzhaodiren。

“biewangneilizoua,anlaosunjiushizaineibeimaifule,huitou,kuaihuitoua。”sunwukongjidemengpaizhuozi。

suchenmeitouyizhou:xinghaozheizhuozishixitongchuchan,genbenwufasunhuai。fouzeyitadeliqi。。。。

“tatingbudaonijianghuade,zaishuole,guanqibuyu,nibudongma?xiayijuhaohaolai,nixianrangduiyouchongqianmian,huozhebaochijingti,jizhujigeyoukenengbeimaifudejiaoluo。”suchenzhangkoutidianqilai。

houzizuoweilingzhangleidongwu,guorancongmingwubi。

dierju,sunwukonglikexiqulejiaoxun,congbaifanghoumenjinrushi,likexiangzuoyidongshubiao,jingtidekanzhe。

“haha,youzaizheilidengnisunyeye?”

sunwukongchangkuaidedaxiao,tongshi“bangbangbangbangbang”liankaiwuqiang,dazaiduifangdexiongkou,jieguolediren。

jiezhe,tajixuxiaoxinyiyideqianjin,chaoercengderenzhifangzouqu,caokongshubiaozuokanyoukande,daozhenxiangyigejingtidehouzi。

“孺子可教也。”

suchenzanshangdebashoufangzaisunwukongdehoutou,luqilehou。

dangyouxizhong,sunwukongzoudaoloutichu,gangyiyouzhuan。

huo,yigefeituzhengzaineilijugaolinxiadedunzhe。

sunwukongzaoyoufangbei,likedianjishubiaozuojian,kaishisheji。

“bang”deyisheng,sunwukongyiqiangdazaiduifangdatuishang。

“kakaka!”deshengyinchuanlai,sunwukongmeiyouzidanle。

“shea,jinisunwaigongshea。”sunwukongxiesidilidepaoxiaozhe。

keshipingmuzhongdeshoubingweitingtade,ershiyoutiaobuwendehuanqilezidan。

direnlianxukaiqiang,sunwukonghoutuishichuxianle“jiangzhibuff”,zuizhongzaidusiwang。

“zhengouhuiqide?”sunwukongzhuaernaosai。

“houzi,nihaishitaijizaole,zhikandiren,buzhidaokanyixianidezidanma?kuaimeizidandeshihouyaohuandanjiaa,jiushizheigejianwei。”suchenxiaohehedetixingzhe。

“zheiyanga,womingbaile。xiaciyidingying。”sunwukonghuangrandawuqilai。

keshijiexialaidejiju,sunwukongbushibeiqunou,jiushizhiguzhepao,luoxialerenzhi,daozhixintaibengkuibeisha,shenzhiyouyijutagangzuanjinguandao,jiuditoukandaojiaoxiayikeshoulei,bazijihongfeichuqu。

sunwukongyuedayueji,jihuwufachenxiaxinlaimiaozhundirenle。

suchenquemingbaidehen,wukongxianzaiyijingchenmianqizhongle。

bijingshihouzima,tian**wan,keshuodaowan,zheidiannaoyouxibubitazaishanjianxixiyouqudeduoma?

“shijianchabuduole,nideshiwanyouhuiyijingjieshu。xiangjixuwandehua,nixuyaochongzhile。”suchendandandeshengyinzaisunwukongshenhouxiangqi。