第5章
羡慕吧？
穿越第二天就社死。
jiangchenyuanganjuezijihenbeicui，meiyifenmeiyimiaodouxianderucijianao。
ketabuzhidaodeshi，xumengyaocishixinzhongyeshiruci。
tazhendeweiwoxielezheishouge？
woshibushi......
有些过分了？
bu，buhuide，bukenengde！
zenmehuiyitianjiunengxiechuzheiyangdege，genbenbukeneng！
taruguozhenyouzheiyangdetianfu，weishenmezijihuimeifaxian？
yishijian，xumengyaonaohaizhongquanshiwangricengjinghejiangchenyuandediandiandidi。
shubuzhishenpanghuzhe，lianseyouduomeyinyu。
“laoshi,woshentiyouxiebushufu，keyiqinggejiama？”
jiangchenyuanshizaichengbuxiaqule。
taganjuezijizaijixudaixiaqu，kongpahaizhenyoukenengbeijiaoshangtaijiangliangju。
suiranbuzhidaoweishenme，zheishouqianshihuobiandajiangnanbeideshenzuo。
zailaoshikouzhong，quechengweilezijideyuanchuang。
danzheibingbuyingxiangcishi,taxinzhongdeganga。
kerangjiangchenyuanyiwaideshi，laoshijingrandiandiantoukaikoudao：“dangran，nixianquxiuxiba。”
“dengxiuxihaohou，laijiaowuchuyitang，woyoudianshiqingxianggennishuo。”
shenjianxingzhenjingdekanzhejiangchenyuan，jiuzheiyangqishen，chaojiaoshiwaizouqu。
ertongxuemenxianranyechajuedaoleshipinzhongren，hetadequeyouxiexiangsi。
yishijian,zhongrenjingbujinyikoutongshenghanqiletademingzi，wanrufensihuiban。
“江沉渊！”
“江沉渊！”
“江沉渊！”
......
zheiyike，jiaoshineiquanchangzhalie。
laoshijingranyemeizuzhi，jiuzheiyangwangzhetalikaijiaoshi。
dengtazouhou，caibailebaishoushiyipingjinghuanhuandao：“haole,jiexialaijixushangke。”
“xianzairangwomen......”
yizhengjieke，xumengyaodoushensehuanghu。
zhizhikehou，zhongrendouxiandeyouxiebukezhixin。
weiyouzhangningmanlianyangyangdeyi，xingzhibobodetingzhelaoshijiangjie。
haishibushihetongxueshuo，zheishitaxiongdi！
dengxiakeguohou，dajiazheicaizhuyidaoxumengyaoliansebianhua。
“ai，yiqianhaizhenmeifaxian，jiangchenyuanjingranzheimeyoucaihua！”
“shia，yitianjiunengxiechuzheiyangdege，zhenshitiancai！”
“zheitianfu，jianzhijuele！”
shuohuajian，jimingnvshengzhuyidaozuozaiyizishang，yiyanbufadexumengyao。
yuqibujinbiandeyouxiexixiaoleqilai。
“buzhidaomourenxianzaixinlizenmexiangde，huibuhuihouhuini。”
“ruowonengdejiangtongxuezheiyangdenanpengyou，siyezhile！”
“taichiqingle，zhenshi！”
huzheyuetingyueganjuexinzhongyouguwumingnuhuo，renbuzhukanleyanshenpangdexumengyao。
“zenme，shibushihenyihan？”
“......meiyou。”
xumengyaoxiaoshenghuileyiju，quebugantaitoukanxianghuzhe。
“he，yaoshihouhuiledehua，keyiquzhaotaa。”
“胡哲你！”
“nizenmenengshuozheiyangdehua！”
kanzhexumengyaojidongdelianse，huzhequeluchuyimolengxiao。
manyanxiluodeqishenshuaishouliqu，yijuhuayebuyuanhetaduoshuo。
zhangningjiandaozheiyimu，gouzheshenjianxingdejianbangheiheixiaodao：“yo，mourenchiculee！”
“tianfubibuguowoxiongdi，jiubanuqifaxiezainvrenshenshangge！”
“hahaha，bingkuaizou，yejintianqingnichidacan！”
“我不叫冰块。”
shenjianxinglvexianlengmodeshengyinzhong，quezangzheyimonanyizheyandexinxi。
zheishiweizijisheyouhexiongdiergaoxing。
wangzheerrengoujiandabeilikaidebeiying，xumengyaoyishijianxianrulemangran。
ziji......nandaozhendezuocuolema？
erlingyibian，congmanghuidaosushedejiangchenyuanjimangdakaidiannaoyinleruanjian。
yibianyibiansousuozhe《shoufangkai》，faxianquanwangjingwuyitiaojieguo。
fandaoshizuowandeshiqing，jingranhuoshangleresou。
“zhenjing！moujiubawumingkeren，zuihouqiangguomaikefengyizhangehou！”
dianjinquyikan，zhengshizuowanqingmengjiubaneideshipin。
zhishixiangbijiaolaoshibofangde，yaolvexianqingxi。
jiangchenyuanxianrujinduoshaoyouxiemingbaileqianshideyijuhua。
hezuijiubukepa，kepadeshijiuxinghou，yourenbangnihuiyinihezuiledeyangzi。
zijizheidoushiganlexieshenmeshiera！
【gongxisuzhu，wanchengxinshourenwu“mingshengchuxian”！
huodejiangli：shenjichanggong、jitashenjishuliandu、shenjigangqinshenjishuliandu！
huodexindequpu：《yishengsuoai》《bencaogangmu》
kaiqidierlunrenwu：shengmingqueqi
renwuyaoqiu：yanzouyishougequ，bofangliangdadaowuqianwan！
renwujiangli：guofengleqishenjishuliandu、xinqumu。】
zhengdangtajiujieshi，naohaizhongxitongyelaicourenao。
kanzheyanqianrenwuyaoqiu，yijiliangshouge，jiangchenyuanxianrulechensi。
sihushixiangdaoshenme，weileyanzhengzijidecaixiang，tazaicisousuoqilegeshouming。
qianshiershunengxiangdegeshou，zaizheierquetongtongbujianle。
fandaoshiwensuoweiwenderenzhanzaibangshoushang，ergeyerangren......
难以入耳！
erpaizaibangshoudeyishoujiao“waitforme.”dege。
qizhonggengshiyingyuhanyudouyou，kejiumeiyijunengtingdedong。
danjiushizheiyangdege，jingranguazaihuayubangdiyi，kanchengfengci！
zhengshilezijixinzhongsuoxiang，jiangchenyuanzheicaihuangran。
yuanlaizijichuanyuedezheigeshijie，heqianshiletankebujinjinzhishituogou，zheijianzhijiushipaopianlea！
guaibudekeshanglaoshihuishuochuneiyangyifanhuani。
dengdeng，jiranletanyousuogaibian，neimeguozu......
xiangdaozheier，tayoujimangsousuoleqilai。
jiezhemanlianyihandeguanshangdiannao，numaleyisheng。
“haicandoubeichizhangjiale，haishimeitichuyazhouni！”
zhengdangjiangchenyuanqifenshi，sushedamenhuranbeichuaikai。
huitoukanqu，quejianshizhangningheshenjianxinghuilaile。
yushiguanshangdiannao，mianselengmodezoushangqianshenchushou，lenglengdekanxiangzhangning，yiyanbufa。
houzheshensexianshimangran，jingenzhehaosixiangdaoshenme，xianrulechenmo。
半晌才吐出一句话。
“四六？”
jiangchenyuanrengjiuchenmo，zhishiyanshenlengleliangfen。
shenjianxingzhanzaibianershang，yilianmangran。
“erba，wozuowanzhaogunidaolingchencaishuijue！”
jiangchenyuanweiweiyileng，huyidedaliangleyibianzhangning，zheicaimianqiangdiandiantou。
yanjianerrenhaoxiangdachengmouzhongjiaoyi，shenjianxingzheishicaixunwendao：“neishouge......zhenshinichangde？”
“ng，zuowanshangzaijiubaxinqingbuhaojiuchangle。”
shuohuajian，tashenshoujieguozhangningcongkudoulitaochulaideyitachaopiao。
shuleshu，jingyoujinyiwankuaizhiduo。
dunshixinzhonghouhuile，fennudekanxiangzhangning。
“gouzei，niguofenle！”
zhangningyanzhongshanguoyimojianhua，shanshenduoguojiangchenyuanxilaideshenzhiyishou。
“heiheihei，zheishidayinghaodejiaoyi！”
“duile，zheihaiyougedianhua，shiqingmengjiubafuwushengjide，shuotamenlaobanhenxinshangni。”
“xiwangnishuixinghou，dagedianhua。”