“xueryatouzenmegenwoshuohuani？yaobushiwozhiqianjinijieshaodepilaoban，ninengyanghuoneixiaopoyatou？”
tahaiyifuzijizhanledabianyidejiashi，mingmingshitadaxianbaqianshensongdaopilaobanneijizijimouqiancheng，xianzaizuiyizhangyibijiuchengzheiyangle？
“neishitaxifukandejin，yaoburanwohainengyoujintianma？zenme？nizheishangzuipiziyipengxiazuipizijiunengdiandaoheibaile？”
xumingyuetuikaitajiuwangqianzou，erhunzishanglaijiuyaolanzhuta，nachengxiangxumingyueshizhendezhuanlexing。
takebushiqianshen，xiangqifuta？mendoumeiyou！
xumingyueyidianburangrendelunqichutoujiuyaozaguoqu，hedeerhunzidanzhanxinjingdewanghouyigedatuibu。
“ni，nizheinvwazizenmezheiyang！xiaoxinyihoujiabuchuqu！zheimexiongyihoumeirenganyaoni！”
gangcaineiyixiabuyouderangtaxiangqileshangcibeidizhuhouyaodekongju，dunshirangtabufuxiaozhangqiyan。
xumingyuebunaifandekanzheqiruanpayingdeerhunzi，suijimuguangdingzaitadelianshang，erhougouchuyimowanweidexiaoyilai。
“xiongdei，nizheibujinyouxueguangzhizaihailvyunzhaodinga！”
zhenshitiandaohaolunhui，qiekancangtianraoguosheia！
“xiaoniangpi！nishuoshenme？yenongsinigexiaosaotizi！”
erhunziyilianfennu，qishixiongxiongjiuchaoxumingyueerlai，tazenmeyebunengpalezheigexiaoniangmen！yaoburanyihoushuochuqutadelianwangnaerge？
“peng”deyisheng，yiganxuejiandezhanggunzhitingtingdechazaierhunzijiaobian，zhichayidianjiuchazaitadejiaoshang。
lenghanshunzhetaetouhuaxialai，xumingyueyizhuantou，zhengkanjianxumingqingtuizhexuminglangdejianyilunyiguolai，tashoulihaiwozhelingyigenzhanggun。
“滚！”
xuminglangdelianshangshihaobuyanshidelengyiyushaqi。
erhunziyanlekoutuomo，langbeitaoli。
renyizou，xuminglangmashangzhibuzhudekesouqilai，xumingyuezouguoqujitapaipaibei。
“nixiacibiezheiyangle，woyoubanfajiejuede。”
xuminglangchuanxijiantaiqitoulaikanta，“woshinige。”
zhizheijigezi，tajiushenmehuayeshuobuchulaile。
tarujinbujinshenmeshidouganbulehaiyaochiyao，jialinonghuodouyaomeimeiyigerenfudan，tayijinghenkuijiule。
xumingyuetankouqi，qujitaaoyaole。
“xiaoqing，qubajianghugenneixiezhutiaonajinlai。”
zhidaotaxinlibushufu，chiguofanhouxumingyuekaishijiaotahudenglong，zheishiqianshencongpilaobanshoulijiexiadehuoer，danshisimazhaozhixin，lurenjiezhi。
qianshenmeiciqujiaohuodourulvbobing，danshiweileshengjiquebudebuzuozheihuoer。
xuminglanglianseguoranhaokanbushao，kanzhetanaguanledaoqiangdeshoubenzhuodehudenglong，xumingyuebuzijuedexiaolexia。
“ayue，xiacijiaohuowogenniyiqiquba，renrenlu，zheiyangnimangdeshihougejiukeyitiniqujiaole。”
xumingyueshoulidedongzuotingzhu，“xianzaihaibumang，yihouzaishuoba。”
neipilaobantahaimei“jiaoyu”，xuminglangzhidaoyiqianqianshendechujinghoumianbuleyouyaonanshou。
“ayue。”tajiaoyishengxumingyue，chenmolehuierdudingdeshuo，“geyidingdequ。”
tabushixiaoqing，ziranmingbaiyigeguniangjiazaiwaimiantaoshenghuodeburongyi。
jiantataidujianjue，xumingyuebuhaozaishuoshenme。
yankanmusesihele，xumingyuezhaiwanxuminglangxuyaodezuihouyiweicaoyaohuijia。
“xiaoniangmen，nizailihaiyixiaa！”
zaibanludundiandeerhunzisemimidelanzhuta，zheixiaotizijicisanfandebujitalian，tayidingdehaohaojiaoxunta！
xumingyuemomohoutui，qianshenzheixiaoshenbangenerhunziyinggangkendingbushiduishou，zhinengzhiqu。
taxinxidekanxiangerhunzishenhou，“ge！nilaile！”
erhunzihedeyihuitou，shenhoukongwuyiren，tayixiaziyishidaozenmehuishi。
“haonigexiaoniangpi！jingranganhuyoulaozi！”
fenghuhudecongerbianchuiguo，shenhouerhunziqiongzhuibushe，tazhinengwangqianpao，yizhipao。
luyuelaiyuehuangliangyuelaiyuepianpi，buzhidaopaodaolenali，turanjiaoxiayigeliangqiang，xumingyuebeishenmedongxibandaozaidishang。
dingjingyikan，juranshikuaibanjierutudemubei，xumingyuelingjiyidong，bupaole，fanzhengzaipaoyepaobudongle。
erhunziqichuanyuyudeganguolai，kantabeiduizhezijiguizuozaidishang，liaoxiangshitayepaobudongle，buyoudezhangkuangdaxiao。
“nipao！nizaipaoa！luozailaozishoulikanlaozinongbusini！”
tamanyanyinxiedechaoxumingyuezouqu，gangzoujinjiutingxumingyueyouyoudekaikou，“zhongyudaojiale。”
“shenme？”tayihuodeguoquyikan，zhengjianxumingyuefumozheyikuaicanpodemubei，tahaoxiangchajuedaolairen，huanhuanniuguotoukanta。
yueguangyingzhaozaineizhangxiuqidexiaolianshang，zhishineishuangyanliuchudexianxueyouxieshenren。
xumingyuezixihuixiangleyixiayiqianneixie“laopengyou”，ranhoushifenhaiyuandejierhunzibiaoyanleyige“wuyejinghunxiao”。
“啊！！！”
yishengjianruidejiaoshengjingqiwushufeiniao，erhunziyangdaozaidishangbuzhuhoutui。
“ni……nibiehehuwo，wogaosuni，wocaibushangnidedang！”
xumingyuenengpiantadiyicinanbaobuhuipiantadierci，zheijingkuangshushiyouxieshenren，dantaxinlirengyouhuaiyi，wanyizheixiaoniangmenyoupianzijini？
zhengdangzheishi，yizhennvrendexixiaoshengxiangleqilai。
“xixixixi……hahahaha……”
“a！！！nibizui！！！”
erhunziwuzhuerduoehenhendeduixumingyuedao。
xumingyuewuyudekanzheta，“womeizhangzuihaoma？erqienitingneishiwodeshengyinma？”
zheiyixiaerhunzichedihepoledan，jianjiaozheliangqiangtaocuan。
xixiaoshengtinglexialai，jiaobushengyouyuanjijindezaixumingyueshenqiantingxia，yizhixiuzhangyoulideshouchuxianzaixumingyueshixianli。
tawangzhechuxianzaizheilideguanyuedanyihuobuyi，“gangcaizenmehuishi？”
guanyuedanjiangtacongdishanglaqilai，kesouyisheng，sihuyouxieganga。
“是口技。”
xumingyueduitawuyandebilegedamuzhi，zheixiongdeizhenkeyi！
danshiganshenmedebujinyaoxuekoujihaiyaoxuezheizhongshenger？tajianzhihaoqisile！