hunandefangjianli，yigeshenxingxiuzhangdenanrenzhengzuozaidiannaoqian，pingmuzhaoshechudeguangliangyingzaitajunmeifengliudemianrongshang，tatoushangdaizhedeshizuixinchudex169xingyouxitoukui。
zheishizuijinyanfachudexinpin，nengrangshiyongderenwanyouxishiyoushenlinqijingdetiyan，shichangjiazaiwushiwanyuan。
ertamianqiandepingmushangshigangchuleyigeyue，bianshanglegedarebangdeshouyou——shaonianjianghuyou，gudaibeijing，3djianmo，fengjingruhua，huamianjingmeiwubi。
yigaoziyou，hewanruzhenrendezhinengnpcweixuetou，xiyinleyidapiren。
buguoyouxibingbushimianfeide，zhinengshiwansantian，santianzhihouxiangyaojixuwanxuyaoyicixingchongzhiershiwan。
zheidaomenjianbianlanxialexuduoren，ernanrenbenshenjiushifuerdai，zaitayanliershiwangenbensuanbushangshenme。
suoyitayikaizhibobianshouhuoleshubaiwanfensi，dangran，limianbaokuoletadeheifen。
huamianzhongshiyigenanhaojianmo，yishenbaiseyipaoxiaosafengliu，mianrongyunanrenyoubafenxiangsi，yishuangduoqingdetaohuayan，gaobibochun，toushangdingzheyouxinicheng——xiaoran。
yutademingzixiaolanyouyizizhicha。
cishizaitaduimiandeshiyishenhongyijingzhuang，yingzisashuangdenvzi，zhengyilianaimudekanzheta。
旁边的弹幕滚动着
[shaohuogun]：“rangeniubi！juranzhendejiangzheimuyechanaxiale！”
[woshilongaotian]：“niu，zhenniu！”
[jinidailvmao]：“meishenmehaoshuode，rangekaikeba，jiaojiaowozenmezhuiren。”
[dabazhangshanni]：“zhiqianhaiyiweizhubochuiniu，meixiangdaozhendeyigeyueneijiangrennaxiale，wochengrenzhuboshiyouliangbashuazide。”
……
xiaolankanzheyishuidekuazan，zuijiaoqinggou，“zhiqiandayingjiangrengonglvexialaihou，choushigerenbazhanghaojinimengewansantian，xianzainimenxiangbeichoudaodekou1，wojietuxialai。”
[damengjiangli]：“1111111111111111111xiangtiyanyixiahenvjiangjuntanlianaideganjue。”
[shaohuogun]：“1111zhubochouwo！”
[weisuofayu]：“11111111！”
……
[xiaoxuezhongxuedaxue]：“zhanan！laji！shabi！wannongbierendeganqingchizaohuizaodaobaoying#&/&#×#&/&##
xiaolangangyaojiepingbiankandaolezheitiaomatadepinglun，yinweimadetaizanghoumianzhijiebeipingbibianchengleluanma。
tatiaoletiaomei，xinzhongmeiyousihaobolan，jixuwanchengjiepingdedongzuo。
jiangzhongjiangdemingdangongbuhou，danmushangyourenkaishi@gangcaimarendeneigeren。
[shaohuogun]：@[xiaoxuezhongxuedaxue]shenmemaobing？buguoyigenpceryikanjinijide，buzhidaodehaiyiweibeipianganqingdeshinini。
[wopengyouaichishi]：@[xiaoxuezhongxuedaxue]youximabujiushiyonglaiwandema？limiandenpcziranyeshijiwanjiawande，nihaiguanrenjiazenmewanma，guanneimekuanzuoshenme？”
[jiazhu33]：“neigeshenmexue，youmeiyouwannongnideganqing，nijishenme，ewozhidaole，nibuhuishixiangguyiyinqirangedezhuyiba，sheibuzhidaorangeshigefuerdai，suoyinixianzaishizaichicuge？”
[yuzhoumeishaonv]：“loushangshenmeechoufayan，bozhubushigehaodongxinimenyebushihaodongxi，jianzhi**juduile！”
……
duiyuzhizetadehuaxiaolanbuyiweiran，zaizheixierenyuechaoyuexiongdeshihoutashuodao，“xiayigequgonglveshei？”
zhibojianderenyitingzheihualimafangqiheneixie‘heifen’chao，yishizhijiandanmushangshuonagezhinengnpcderendouyou，xiaolansaoleyiyan，zuihoutingliuzaiyitiaopinglunshang。
[tianheiheihaopapa]：“zhuboqugonglvedoufuxishiba！tingshuojianmoshishaonianjianghuyoulizuimeide。”
“doufuxishi？”xiaolanlailexingqu，“xing，neijiutaba。”
………………
shaoxianjianloudewuzili，yigeshenzhelansecubumayidenvzi，cishizhengmiandainurongdezuozaichuangbian。
“滚出来！”
……
yanxixiaodehenweixian，“zhuangsishiba？bawolaguolaiyoujingguowodetongyima？”
……
zhangjiudejijingzhihou，huifutadezhiyouyigunaosairutanaohailidejuqing。
yuanzhushidangjindaredeshouyou‘shaonianjianghuyou’limiandeyigezhinengnpc，ernanzhuxiaolanzeshizheigeyouxidewanjia，shigefuerdaitongshiyeshizhubo。
danshitabushijishuzhubo，ershizhibogonglveyouxilidezhinengnpc，tayoumudedejiejinyuanzhu，ershedingdanchunshanliangdeyuanzhuhenrongyibianlunxianle，kexiaolanzaigonglvechenggonghouquezhijiepaipai**zoule。
zaizhibojianxuanyaozhezijinaxiale‘shaonianjianghuyou’dediyimeiren，erzaozaizhiqiandeyicitabianzhuyidaolenvzhuyezihan，duitayijianzhongqing，zaigonglvewanyanxihoubianjuedingyongjiuguanbizhibojian，zhuanxinquzhuinvzhu。
erzheijiluzhetaliejidezhanghaoziranshibunengyongle，bianjiangzhanghaochoujileshigerenwanleyiduanshijian，bianjiletadepengyou。
keshitadepengyoudepengyoutingshuohoubianyerangzheyaowan，zheixierensuzhicanchabuqi，pingshizainannvzhishishangyouwandedadan，yanxizheigezuimeinpcziranmeitaoguozheiqunrendedushou。
haozaizheigeyouxibunengchaoguojiewenyishangdeqinmidongzuo，buguoyanxihaishibeitamenzhanlebushaobianyi，shoulebushaowuru。
shenzhizhijiehuanshangleyouyuzheng，chufageshihuazhongxinbianchengleyiduishuju。
erlingyibiandexiaolanhaoxianggaiguozixinleyiyang，gennvzhutiantianmimi，zuihouhaichenghunle，yishengxingfumeiman。
cengyourenzaitamianqiantiqineige‘shaonianjianghuyou’zuimeijianmoshizhidedaotaqingmiaodanxiedeyiju，“nishuoneigenpca，buguoshiyigekongyoumeimaodehuaping，gonglvetayidianchengjiugandoumeiyou。”
xitong：“zheilishixiaoshuoshijie，nidederenwujiushichuanyuedaogegexiaoshuoshijiezhongdedaomeipaohuishenshang，gaixietamenqicandejieju。”
“这下不哑巴了？”
yanxiwendao，suihoutamuguangyileng，“gundan！nibujingguowodetongyijiangwolaguolai，haixiangrangwoanzhaonideyisizuoshi？nidaoshixiangdetingmei。”
xitongyouxiexinxu，ruoruodefanbo，“keshiniyijingsile，shiwojilenifuhuodejihui。”
yanxizuijiaoweiweishangyang，chaofengdao，“nizenmejiuzhidaowoxiangyaozheigejihui？”
系统：“……”
yanxibilebiyan，“wokeyizuorenwu，danshiguochengzenmeyangwobuxuyaonizhishouhuajiao，ruguonibutongyijiujiebang，woyehaozaodianquyanwangyeneilibaodao。”
xitong，“……wodayingni。”
yuanbenjiushizijizairenbutongyihou，qiangxingbangdingdeduifang，zhiyaodayingzuorenwuyiqiedouhaoshuo。
ruguojiebangneitazheigexitongjiuhuibeirengquhuishouzhangeshihua，duitalaishuoshisiluyitiao。
buguoyebunengguaita，sheirangtazhitancedaozhiyouyanxifuhetadeyaoqiu。
yanxixiangtonghou，dasuanbazheidangzuoshiyicilvxing，wanjiuhaole，buguoyaoshiyoubuzhangyandeganchongdaotamianqianlai，neitayebubirenrang，fanzhenglanmingyitiao，tazhiguanzijiguodeshuxinjiuxingle，dabuletongguiyujin。
zaojiusiledetazaizenmeyangyebuchikui。