xiaolanshangxianyijingshiyigeyuehoule,tadakaizhibo,zhibojianshunjianyongruledapiguanzhong。
tadengshangzijidezhanghao,faxianzhiqiandenvjiangjuncishiduitadehaoganduyijingdiezhifu100,buguotazhishidandandesaoleyiyanbianbuzailihui,ershikaishichazhao‘doufuxishi’deweizhi。
[chifanyongshouzhua]:“haojiahuo!nimenzheishigerendouzuoleshenme,zheinvjiangjundehaogandujingdiedaoledi。”
zheitiaodanmuguohou,houmiandedanmugenleyichuanhuaixiaodehuangdoubiaoqing。
ercishixiaolanyijingzhaodao‘doufuxishi’yanxideweizhi,zaichuansongdianzhijiejiangzijichuansongleguoqu。
daolezhihouquemeijiandaoren。
[aichiliulian]:“zheigeshihoukenengqudongbiandeneitiaoxiaoxixiyifuqule,zhubokeyiquneilizhaozhao。”
xiaopiejianzheitiaopinglunhou,zhijieqishangmachaoxiaozhendedongbianerqu。
guoranyuanyuandebianqiaojianyigenianqingdenvzidunzaixibian,yongmubangchuidazheyifu。
xiaolanlejinjiangsheng,dianjileyixianianqingnvzidejianmo,shunjianbianchuxianleyigeyemian,shangmianjieshaozhenvzidejichuxinxi。
xingge:shanliang,wenrou,reyuzhuren。
孤儿,以卖豆腐为生
zhibojianderenkanjianzheigejieshao,danmuyoukuaisugundongleqilai。
[wodepengyouaichishi]:“zheigenbenmeiyoutiaozhanxing,yaobuzhubohuanyigeba。”
[shaohuogun]:“biehuanbiehuanwohaixiangjianshiyixiazuimeijianmoni,zaishuodengzhibogonglvexialai,nimennandaobuxiangzhongjiangyoujihuihezuimeijianmoqinzuima?(huaixiao)(huaixiao)”
suihoudedanmudouchengleyichuanyichuandeluanma,yinweishuodetaizangzhijiebeipingbile。
xiaolanjiangyemianguandiao,xiongyouchengzhudeqingxiao,“zhaoyangyigeyue,yigeyueneijiangrengonglvexialai,jinimenchoujiang。”
xiaolandakaiyijuhuanshangleyitaobaisezhaixiuyipao,suihouzangzaiyipang,naixindedengdai,dengrenduanzhemupenyaohuiqushi,guyidaozaiyanxidebijingzhilushang。
yanximubuxieshi,zaijingguodishangderenshiyijiaohenhencaizaineitankaideshouzhishang,zhibaxiaolancaideyanpidoudongledong。
neigetoukuijiushizheigebuhao,liantonggandouzuoderucizhenshi。
xiaolanrenleren,tingdaojiaobushengjianjianyuanqu,tazhengkaiyancongdishangqilai。
yinzhezheiyichu,zhibojiandeheifenfenfentiaolechulaichaoxiao。
[hongliyuyulvliyuyulv]:“hahahahahuogai!rangnineimekuangpengshangdingzileba!”
[datoubaba]:“‘doufuxishi’zuodehao,haishidiyicijianzhubochibie。”
……
xiaolanmiaoleyiyandanmu,beimanpingdechaofengjiqilenuqi。
suihoutayouzhongxinkanxiangpingmuzhongneiyuanqudebeiying,zhishiyigebeiyingeryiqueyirankuijianlediyijianmomeimaodebingshanyijiao。
taweiweimilemiyanjing,buxinxie,kaishijihuaxiayibuxingdong。
tadalegedianhuachuqu,dengneibianjielezhihouzhijieshuodao,“nibushiyezaiwan‘shaonianjianghuyou”ma?bangwoyigemang,denghuiwofaweizhijini,niquzheili……”
lingyibianyanxiduanzhexihaodeyifuhuiquhou,jiangshiyifuliangzaishengzishang。
mangwanhoujiangyuanzhuzuihaodedoufuduanlechuqufangzaiwaimiandejiazishang,kaishimaidoufu。
yanxihaibuzhidaozijiyaozaizheilidaiduojiu,duitalaishuozheiyouxiexiangjiaosebanyan,buguotayuanyichangshixiayuanzhudeshenghuo。
meidengduojiu,yanxibianyinglailediyigekeren,shigewanjia,tasaoleyiyanduifangtoudingshangdemingcheng,zheishiduifangkaikoule。
“我要一块豆腐。”
yanxihulveduifangyanzhongdebuhuaihaoyi,naqigongjuquqiedoufu,keshoushenchuqudeyishunjianjiubeirenzhuazhule。
“niwuhuile,woyaodeshizheikuai‘doufu’。”
yanxixiaole,duimianderenzhijiebeitadexiaoronghuanghualeyan。
“我我我……”
wolebantianmeiwenchugesuoyiran,yanxixiaodewenroujile,“nixiangzenmeyang?”
wanjiazheishicaihuiguoshen,xiangdaozijiderenwu,taguyihuaixiaozhechaoyanxidelianshenshou,jiuzaikuaiyaochupengdaoshi,xinlituranyouxiemomingdejinzhang,zhishixiayimiaojiubeizhuazhuleshou。
tagangxiangdiaoxiaoliangju,xiayimiaoshouzhiyitong,talianseyibian,limashouhuileshouhoutuilejibu。
zhijiantadeyoushoushouzhiwulidechuixia,zaitaitouqukanrenquefaxianmianqianderenyijiuxiaoyiyinyindekanxiangta,tayanpimengdetiaoleyixia。
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dedaorenyijingquledexiaoxihou,xiaolansuanzheshijian,zhunbeidengxialaigeyingxiongjiumei。
buguodengdaotadaolezhihoukandaoyanqiandeyimu,maichudejiaodunshiwanghuiyisuo,jiangzijideshenzizangzaiqianghou。
yanqiandehuamianshizaichuhutadeyuliao,zhijiantaneibeitajiaolaibangmangdepengyou,beidadetoupoxueliu,fachushazhubandejiaoshengbaotoushucuan,erzaitashenhoukanqilairourouruoruodeyanxi,shouzhongnazheshoubeicudemubangxiaodewenroujile。
“paoshenme,nibushishuodashiqinmashiai,wozheimeaini,nizaipaowokejiuyaoshengqile。”
mogewenyanpaodegengkuaile,yanjiaoyuguangpiejianlejiaoluodexiaolan。
xiaolanandaobuhao,guoranxiayimiaojiujianrenchaotapaoleguolai,“xiaolankuai……”jiuwo!
zuibabeixiaolanwuzhuzhinengfachuwuwudeshengyin。
yanjianyanxijiuyaozhuidaomianqianle,xiaolanzhijiechuailemogeyijiao,“**,kuaigun,xiaciyaoshizairangwojiandaoniqifunvrenjueduiraobuleni。”
mogekanzhexiaolandeyanshenshiyi,limahuiyi,lianmangliangundaipadeyibabaimichongcidesudupaodaochuansongzhandian。
jiuzaitarenyingjijiangxiaoshideshihou,yigemugunzhizhifeileguoqu,dazailetadetoushang。
yishengmenxiang,tingdexiaolanmeixindoutiaoletiao。
zhibojiandeguanzhongtongyangbeiyanxidebiaohanzhenjingdedanmudoutingzhileshimiao。
[datoubaba]:“shenmegui,‘doufuxishideshedingbushiwenroushanliangma,keshixianzaizenmekanqilaihaoxiangyidiandoumeiaishangbian。”
[jintianxiaxiaoyu]:“ehuo,zhuboliangcichumadoushibaile,haokan,aikan,shuangle!”
[aichiliulian]:“buduia,xianzaizenmekanqilaibiqianmianneigenvjiangjunhaibiaohan。”
ercishixiaolangenbenmeikonglizheixiedanmu,takanzhemianqiandenvzi,yanzhongshanguoyimojingyan。
“guniangmeishiba,woyijingbarenganpaole……”
duoqingdetaohuayanboguangliuzhuan,fangfonengjiangrennisizailimian。
meicitazheiyangkanzherendeshihou,duifangjihudoubuhuiwudongyuzhong,taxiangxinmianqianderenyeyiyang。
zhishihaimeidengtabahuashuowan,yanqianderenbianzhuanshenzoule,xiangshimeikanjiantayiyang。
talianmangzhuishangqujiangrenlanxia,haimeikaikoubianbeiyanxiqingpiaopiaodekanleyiyan。
“好狗不挡道。”
xiaolandunshiyanjingyian,zhinengceshenrangxing。
tapieleyiyandanmu,zhibojianmanpingde“hahahaha”zheishixiandeyouxiecimu。
xiaolanshichangguazaizuijiaodexiaoyixiaoshile,chenmopianke,bianjuedinghuanyizhongfangshi。
yueshinangonglvedenpcyuenengjiqitadezhengfuyu。