地府上班,第一天就油炸家人第3章

tacongxiaoxiangshouzhewobeiboduodeyiqie,cikeyejiuyaochengshouwosuoyoudetongku。

fangsigutoucuncunduanlie,shaohongdetiegunzaihuntijiaoban,hunpojihubeisikai。

他彻底崩溃了。

xiangyezaitongkuzhongfangundefumu,fachudiyishengqiurao。

“wobuyaokanle!haotong!zhendehaotong!”

“shinimen!quandoushinimenhaide!ruguobushinimen,wozenmehuibianchengzheiyang!”

raner,jishitongkudaohuntihuansan,jishiqinertingdaoerzidehujiu、zhize,zhangyuyiyiranmeiyoubanfenhuiyi。

tadingzhesilielinghundejutong,jiannantaitou。

“linxi!nigezaixing!nikandaolema?”

“jiuyinweinizheige**,womenquanjiacaihuiluodaojintianzheigedibu!niweishenmeyaoqusi?nizenmebuhunfeiposan?”

sanshengjingguangmangsanjin,panguanmianwubiaoqing,juqilejingtangmu。

jiuzaicishi,zhangyuyizheigezuihun,jingcongdishangpaleqilai。

tapitousanfa,huntihuminghuan,haishipudaopanguantaiqian,mengdiketou。

咚!咚!咚!

“daren!woyaogaozhuang!”

tasiyadesangyinhuaposiji,yuanducigu。

“wozhuanggaowoqinshengnverlinxi,danibudao!”

“tabisifumu,shouzuxiangcan,tianliburong!”

guichamenwozhesuohunliandeshoutingzhizaibankong,sizaoyouguolideguihunyefenfenjiaoxiao:

“rangneigenvguichajinyouguo,yiqijinyouguo。”

womakandaoneixiedongyaodeyanshen,hunzhuodetongkongbaochuhairendeguangliang。

“difuyouze,baishanxiaoweixian!”

“wobuguantashishenmeguan,tashiwonver!taqinshoubawomensongshangjuelu,jiushibuxiao!”

“woyaoqidongxiaodaofanshitiaoli,qingdifuzhongcai!”

tayanzhongshizuihoudefengkuang,houchuleyijudiandaoheibaideluoji:

“taruoyouzui,womenbianwuzui!”

“daren!zhiyaozhengmingtabuxiao,womenduitazuodeyiqie,jiudoushiguanjiao!shitabufuguanjiao,caizixunsilu!”

zhei**dejiaobian,rangpanguanjuqidejingtangmu,chichiwufaluoxia。

panguanguichaliansezhoubian,jibuzoudaowoshence。

他压低声音。

“mafanle,xiaoguicha。”

“xiaodaofanshishiyitiaojiqigulaoqiepianpodefaze,shirenjiexiaowenhuazaiyinjiandeniuqutouying,yishubainianweicengqiyong。”

“zheitiaofaze,buwenyinguo,zhilunxiaoxing。”

“yidanqidong,nideshenzhihuibeizanshidongjie,bianhuinverlinxideshenfenjieshoushenpan。”

“ertamen。”takanleyiyanwoneidiankuangdemuqin。

“jiangcongzuigui,bianchenghanxinrukudefumu。”

“ruonibeipanbuxiao,tamenduinifanxiadesuoyouexing,doukenengbeishiweiguanjiao,zuizejiangdadajianqing。”

difu,yuanlaiyeyoukongzikezuan。

wobalinjianqinghewodilinguanghuiyefanyingguolai,zhuazhujiumingdaocaoguixiakuhao。

林建庆泪眼婆娑:

“darenmingjian!womenaizhishen,zezhiqiea!shitaxingzitaijue,womenpatazouwailu,caiyanjiaguanjiao,sheizhitajinghuaihenzaixin,yongzheimeedudeshouduanbaofuwomen!”

linguanghuigengshiyilianqingchun:

“jiejie,wozhidaocuole,keniyebunengshalewomena!bamazuodeyiqiedoushiweilewo,yeshiweilenihaoa!”

tamendiandaoheibai,jiangzhongzhongzuixing,doufenshichengaidewunai。

wokanzhetamendebiaoyan,xinzhongyuefabingleng。

tamenbushibudongfa,tamenshitaidongrenxing。

tamenzhidao,xiaozheigezi,bidiyudefalvgengzhong。

xianzai,tamenyaoyongbuxiaorangwochengdansuoyou。