地府上班,第一天就油炸家人第2章

sanshengjingqian,wokanzhejingzhongneigeshouruodexiaonvhai。

这是我五岁的记忆。

huamiandinggezaihunandewuhou,yeyezuiaidebiyanhusuileyidi。

didilinguanghuiduozaimamazhangyuyishenhou,yanshenjiaozha。

wodehaomama,kandoumeikandidiyiyan。

zhuanshencheguowo,shoulidejimaodanzihenhenchouzaiwodexiaotuishang。

“sangmenxing!kexing!jialidehaodongxidaonishoulidoudehuai!”

jimaodanzidaizhepofengshengluoxia,wotengdezhichouchou,quebugankuchusheng,yinweikushenghuibeidadegenghen。

wobalinjianqingkaozaishafashangchouyan,tuchuyikouyanquanhou。

“xiaonvhaibutinghua,duodaliangxiajiuzhangjixingle。”

jingwaidezhangyuyizhizhejingzi:

“zheibushihenzhengchangma?nagehaizibushizheimedadade?wozheishiweitahao!”

huayinweiluo,tajiucanjiao。

sanshengjingdefaze,congbushiling。

wodangnianshoudemeiyibian,douhuazuocihundejutong,zaizhangyuyishenshangyingyan。

tashunjianquansuozaidi,huntiniuqu,fachuqilidehaojiao,fangfoyouwuxingdebianzizhenghenhenchouzaishenshang。

zaizhangyuyihelinjianqingdicanjiaoshengzhong,jingzhonghuamianfeisuxuanzhuan,yizhitiaodaowoshibasui。

woniezhedaxueluqutongzhishu,zheishiwotaolizheigejiatingweiyidexiwang。

fanzhuoshang,zhangyuyixiaozheduoguotongzhishu,sidefensui。

“nvhaiziduneimeduoshuyoushenmeyong?nididiyaodusanben,niganjinchuqudagong,gongtacaishizhengshi!”

我爸在一旁帮腔:

“dui,jialijiuzhiwangnididile,nidechulibangta。”

jingzhongwoyanleiwushenghualuo,jingwaidetamen,hunporubeilingchi,tongdefangun,zuilihaizaibianjie:

“wo……womenyeshiweilejia……weilenididi……”

画面再转。

wopinsijiaban,chilesinianpaomianzanxiadeshoufu,beitaquzou。

dianhuali,talizhiqizhuang:

“jinididihuanleyouxiji、mingpaixieziheyifu,tianlediannao、shouji,nanhaizizaiwaimian,bunenghansuan。”

“niyigenvhaiziyaoshenmefangzi?jialerenbujiuyoule?”

xiayimu,woaolesangetongxiaozuodefangandedaoshangshi,jinshengzaiwang。

taquechongjingongsisapodagun,zhizhewodebizidangzhesuoyoutongshimiankuhao:

“woyanglegebaiyanlanga!zijiyaoshengzhi,doubukenjijialiyifenqian!”

最终我丢了工作。

meiyimuhuiyi,douhuazuotamenhunposhangwuxiuzhidekuxing。

zuihendeyimu,zhongyulaile。

didilinguanghuidubo,qianlesanshiwan。

weilehaizhangheerzidecaili,tamenyaobawodeqiguanzaiheishichushou。

huamianzhong,woguizaidishang。

baozhulinjianqingdedatuikuqiu:

“ba,qiuqiuni,woxianghuozhe!woyuanyijididihaizhai,wohuihaohaozhengqianjididiquxifu……”

linjianqingyijiaotizaiwotoushang。

“nigepeiqianhuo!yangnizheimeda,zongsuanshiyoudianyongle,nihaixiangtuoyannidijiehun。”

zhangyuyihelinguanghuiyiqi,sisianzhuwo。

“renmingba,zheijiushinideming!”

“nengyongnidemingjihuihuihuanyigeguangmingweilai,shinizheibeizizuidadejiazhi!”

jingwaidedifuzhong,aihaoshengdadaodingfeng。

suoyoudequru,tongguosanshengjing,fukezailetamensangerendehunposhang。

zheici,didilinguanghuiyouqiqican。