苗可岚都看傻了！
tamianqiandepingmuli，neiweixinrenzhubozhengshouchishouji，shenqingziruodijinxingzhezhibo。
danlingrennanyizhixindeshi，yuanbenpingjingdehuamianzhong，turanduochuleyigehairendeshenying——yigehunshenmaozhehongguangdeligui。
neiliguidemoyangyichangqingxi，fangfojiuzhanzaitamenzhongjian，mianrongniuqu，shuangyanchihong，shenshangsanfachudehongguangzaizhibojianneitiaodong，lingrenbuhanerli。
qibizhenchengdu，shenzhichaoyueleneixiejingxin**detexiaodianying，！
miaokelandexintiaoshunjianjiasu，tabuganxiangxinzijideyanjing，danyanqiandejingxiangquerucizhenshi，queyourangtawufabianbo。
“zhei……zheizhendeshizhiboma？”miaokelandeshengyinzhandou。
“zheizheizhei.....zheishizhibotexiaoba，zheibushizhendeba！”
“zhibotexiaoshenmeshihouneijuandaozheizhongdibule？zheizhuboyetaipinleba！”
tanannanziyu，shituyonglizhilaianfuzijikuangtiaodexinzang。
bujintahedebuqing，jiuliantazhibojianlidefensiyequandouzhale。
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shenye，yigeputongdedaxiongdizhenjingdekanzhezhibojian，tadeshouzhizaijianpanshangfeikuaidiwudong，butingdifazhedanmu。
“**！yuanlaishigejishudashen！”
“zheihoumiandeduodayigetuanduichengzhea，zheijishujianzhile！”
“aileaile，jingranshihaojiubujiandejishuliu！”
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lingyibian，zhangsandemamazoujinfangjian，faxianerzizhengguizaidishang，yanjingjindingzheshoujipingmu，manliandebukesiyi。
mamahaoqidiwen：“nizheishizenmele，weishenmeguizhekanzhibo？”
zhangsantouyebutaidihuida：“ma，nikanzheizhubo，zheitexiao，zheijishu，jianzhitainiule，woguizhekandoujuedebupei！”
mamayilianwunai，queyerenbuzhucouguoqukanleyiyan，dunshidengdaleyanjing。
“gui？nikandeshidianying？”
zhangsantanfudao：“bushidianying，shizhibo.....”
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jiazuqunli，yuanbenzaitaolunjiazhangliduandexiaoshi，turanyourentiaochulaishuo：“duibuqijiarenmen，wofaxianleyigejishudashendezhibojian，woxianqudiangeguanzhu，nimenjixuliao。”
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jihusuoyouzaiguankanmiaokelanzhibojiandeguanzhong，doubeizheiyimuzhenjingdemudengkoudai。
乖乖！真的有鬼啊！
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yucitongshi，jiangbeichongzhehongseyouhunlimaodexiaolexiao，“ninhaolaoqianbei，wobupade，qishi，woshigeguicha。”
yuesexia，huangliangdemudiliyipiansiji，zhiyououerdechongmingheyuanchuchuanlaidefengsheng。
zhongniannanziyuanbendichuidetouluhurantaiqi，shuangyandengdegunyuan，rutongzaiheiyezhongturanliangqideguihuo。
taderongmaojiweiqili，quanshenbianbuzhexinjiubuyideshanghen，fangfojingliguowushucideshengsizhengzha。
youqishitadelianpang，banbianbeiliehuoshaojiao，pifuniuqu，luchuzhengningdebahen，rangrenbuhanerli。
zaizheijingmideyewan，yishengsiyadeshengyindapolechenji。
neigehongseyouhundeshengyinrutongkuzhizaifengzhongyaoye，duanduanxuxu，pobaibukan，
“ni……ninengkandejianwo？！”
jiangbeidianlediantou，“woshiguicha，zirannengkandejianninlao。”
“您想不想投胎？”
zhongniannanzitinghou，yanzhongshanguoyisifuzadeqingxu。
tachenmolepianke，fangfoshizaihuiyizijideguoqu，ranhoucaihuanhuankaikou：“wo……wozaizheiliyijinghenjiule。”
“我还能投胎么？”
“当然可以。”
jiangbeijieshidao：“difufenweiliudao，wojianghuianzhaoninshengqiandegongguolaipanduanninlaohuirunazhonglunhui。”
“rendaohetiandaoweishandao，xiuluodaosuanshimodao，chusheng、eguihediyuyoujiaozuosanedao。”
“nin，tingmingbailema？”
zuoweiguicha，gaiyoudeshuocishidehaohaoshuoyibiande。
zhongniannanzitanlekouqi，“bixuyaotoutaime？wozaizheilidailehaojiuleni。”
jiangbei：“........”
tasuoxinghuanlegefangshiquanshuo，“ninlaobuzhidao，xianzaiguojiarenkoujishusuiranda，danshixinshengerbijiaoshao，guojiayijingfangkaisantaizhengcele。”
“ninxianzaiqutoutai，yesuanshizhiyuanguojia，baoxiao.......”
huaweishuowan，zhongniannanzi‘huo’deyixiazhanleqilai，“zhiyuanguojia？hao！wotoutai！”
jiangbei：“.........”
zheijiushilaoyibeidegemingxinnianma？
jiangbeixinzhongpeifubuyi，lianmangkaikoudao：“laoqianbeininbiejidong，zheiyangba，ninxianbanindeshengpinggenwoshuoyishuo，wohaopandingninjinrunagelunhuidao。”
tazheigeguichazuodewonanga！
qianshideguichashounalunhuibu，wulunshishenmeyinhun，quandoubushangyouming，shangshanfaebuyaotaijiandan。
kejiangbeiyaoconglingkaishigoujiandifu，bieshuolunhuibule，lianmaodoumeiyigen，yanxia，zhinengxianzheimecouhezhewenle。
zhongniannanzidianlediantou，yanmouzhongdehongguangbiandeyufachire，huanhuankaikoudao：“hao，woshuo。”
“woxinggu，jiaoguqingshan，wojiazhuzailinjiabaoxiashudegujiacun。”
“woxiongdijiemeiyigongqige，queganshanglezainian，yixiaziesilesige，jiushengsangele，sangedoushinanwa，”zhongniannanzitanlekouqi，“nanhai.....kangema。”
“houlai，zhanshibaofa，wolianggegegedouqudangbingle。”
“woyexiangqu，kewodieniangburang，shuozenmezheyedejiwogujialiugezhong。”
“kewoyeshigenanrena！shinanrenjiudebaojiaweiguo！yankanzheneixiexiaoguizituluwohuaxiabaixing，shiwensheinengren？sheinengtundexiazheikouqi！”
“houlai，wochendieniangbuzhuyi，toutoupaoquzhenshangcanlejun。”
“wodangshizhiyoushiliusui，jieguozhenshangdezhaobingchujianwonianjixiao，butongyiwosizicanjun，feiyaowozhaodarentongyilecainengqu。”
“meibanfama，wozhihaohuidaojiazhaodaodieniang。”
“woshuowoyaocanjun，wulunruhedoudequ！zheigeguojiaxuyaowo，zheigeminzuxuyaowo！”
guqingshanshuodereleiyingkuang，jiangbeiyetingdexinliyufajidong。
zhengshiyinweiyouleguqingshanzheizhongaiguozhiren，caihuanlailerujindebainianhepinga！
“zuihou，wodieniangtongyile。”
“wodiehaishuo，yaobushitanianjidale，burantayehuiqudaxiaoguizide！”
“xiaohuozi，nishuo，wodiejiangleyibeizi，linleshibushihaitingtongqingdalide。”
guqingshanyankuanghanzhelei，quexiaodekaixin。