“huangshanga，doushinucaidecuo，nucaizuigaiwansi。huangshanga，nixingxinga。”
“taiyi，huangshangzhendemeijiuleme！”
“哎......”
dongfangyueshuozhouzhemeitouniuleniushenzi，sihuxiandehenbugaoxing，toutengsile，sheia，yizhizaitaerbianchao！
“ei，taiyi，gangcaihuangshang，shibushidongleyixiaa，nibushishuotameijiuleme。”
“额，是啊。”
“tiannei，huangshanghaoxiangxingle！”
“啊，不会吧。”
kao，zenmehuizheimechaoa，zheixierendaodizaigaoshenme！
zhongyu，bukanerduozhemodedongfangyueshuomengrantikaibeizi，fennudekanzheyanqianzheiqunren。
“doutemebizui，daqingzaode，rangburangshuijuele！”
dongfangyueshuozhangkaishuangyan，yingruyanliandejingranbushitadeshiyou，ershiyiqunchuanzheqiguaideren，xiangdianshijulideren。
“woyidingshihaizaizuomeng，mengzhongmeng！”
dongfangyueshuodaotouerxia，zuilibuduandeniantaodezheiyidingshimeng，yidingshimeng，yanqianderendoushishenmeguia，haoxiangshiyiqungudairen。
tazenmehuikanjianzheixierenni！
zheishiyigetaijianyibabitiyibaleidepushangchuang，kuzhehandao：“huangshanga，nizongsuanshixinglea，niyaoshichuleshenmeshiqing，nucaijiushiyouyiwangenaodai，yedandangbuqia。”
neitaijiandeshengyincierdehen，erqiehaitebieniangniangqiang，yixiazijiubadongfangyueshuojichaoxingle。
tayaoleyaonaodai，yonglideqialeyixiazijidedatui，zeiteng，quedingbushimeng，yebushimengzhongmeng。
“nimenshisheia？sheishihuangshang？”zheinaonachunizheishi，nandaoshitawuruxuexiaodecosshetuanle？haishishuo，tachuanyuele？hehe，tazheizhong**si，jiusuanchuanyueyebuhuichuanchenghuangshangba，zheizhonghaoshi，zenmehuilundaotashenshangni。
dongfangyueshuozheijuhuayishuo，zaichangsuoyourendoujingyale，taijianhetaiyinikankanwo，wokankanni，wanquanbuzhidaohuangshangzheishizainaonachu。
“huangshang，nucaishixiaozhuozia！”xiaozhuozicoudaodongfangyueshuomianqianrangtakanlebantian，kanderendoukuaiexinle，dongfangyueshuoyibazhangpaileguoqu，anmaleyiju，sibiantaia。
“qie，wohaixiaoyanzini。”
dongfangyueshuomomingqimiaodekanzhezheixieren，haoxiangyougongnv，youtaijian，haiyoutaiyi，tazheishizaihuanggongme？
hurantadetoubuchuanlaiyizhenjutong，yixiezhiliposuidepianduankaishiyongxianzaitadenaohai。
“nizoukai，nizheigesiqionggui！biezaichanzhewole！”
dongfangyueshuoyinyinyueyuejidezijidenvpengyougenyigefuerdaipaole，ranhoutaquzhuita，ranhouneinvdejiubatajituilechuqu，neigeshihouzhenghaoyouyiliangchekaileguolai，ertazhenghaozhuangshangle，wacao，haiyoubitagengdaomeideme！
tayiweizijisidingle，keshi，tabingmeiyouganjuedaoshenmetengtong，zhijuedeyanjingtengdehen，yanqianhaoxiangshanguobaiguang，ranhoutahaoxiangjiuxianrulewujindehunmizhizhong，zairanhoujiushitaxianzaixinglaidezheizhongqingkuangle。
dongfangyueshuozixidelvlelv，suoyitaxianzaichuanyueleme！
挖槽！
不是吧！
他真的当皇帝了啊！
“啊——头疼。”
“taiyia，kuai！kankanzenmehuishi！”xiaozhuozijianzhuangjimanghandao，zheihuangshangyaoshizhenchushenmeshiqing，takezhenshiyaochibuledouzhezou。
“huangshang。lairangweichenkankan。”
“nisheiani！kanshenmekan！wei，nizhuawoshouganma！”
neitaiyizhengxiangshangqianbamaideshihou，quebeidongfangyueshuoyibajiduokaile。
taiyilengleyixia，youkanlekantadenaodai，zuihouyihandeshuodao：“huangshang，kenengyinweizhuimadeshihouzhuangdaoletoubu，e，daozhishiyile，suoyimeinengjiqizanmen。”
“shenme！shiyi！”dianlideyiqunrenlikeguidaozaidi。
“huangshanga，nucaiduibuqinina！doushinucaibuhao！”neixiaotaijianzaiyicikuhandao。
dongfangyueshuoyilianyumendekanzhezheiqunren，zheixierenzenmelaoshiguiaguide。
“zheishimengme，shimengme！”dongfangyueshuobuduandeqiaodazhezijidenaodai，faxianzijidetouzeiteng，erqiezheimejiulehaimeiyouxing，kanlaishizhenchuanyuele。
“huangshang，qiaobude！qiaobudea！nindetoushanghaiyoushangni！”neitaiyijimangjinzhangdeshuodao。
dongfangyueshuotuikaidetaiyideshou，zheixierenzenmedongbudongjiumolaimoqudezhenfan，erqiehaidoushidananren，guaibuhaoyiside。
tazaidianlidaliangleyifan，huranyanqianyiliang，kanjianleyigegongnvdabanderen，dagaishiqibasui，moyangqingxiu，haiyoushuangshuilinglingdedayanjing，shenshikeren，zheidongfangyueshuoyixiazijiulaixingqule。
tahuranxiangqilaiyijianzhongyaodeshi，zheixierenyizhijiaotahuangshang，taxianzaishihuangshangya！
后宫佳丽三千那！
haiyouzheimepiaoliangdeguniangkeyidiaoxia，tianna，tazheishizhuandafala。
dunshi，taxiangdekoushuidoukuailiuxialaile，naohaizhongyeyixiazifuxianchugezhongzaihougongzhonggezhongyinluandehuamian。
“huangshang，nilaizhuiwoya！”
“wolaile！ahahaha。”
dongfangyueshuofachuyizhenyinxiao，juedezijiwanghouderiziyaoduokuaihuo，jiuyouduokuaihuo，dianliderenkanzhetaneifanyingfenfenqiguaidehen。
neixiaozhuozigengshisixiahepangbiandexiaotaijianshuo，“huangshangzheishizenmele？gaibuhuishuaishaleba？”
suirantashuodehenxiaosheng，kehaishibeitajitingdaole。
“wei，nisheishuoshuaishale！”
dongfangyueshuoshuangyanyideng，neixierenlikehedexiagui，dongfangyueshuokanjianzheifuchangjing，xinlikeshishutandehen，haiconglaimeiyou，zheimeduorenguiguozijiguoni。
“meinv，ni，niguolai！”dongfangyueshuozhilezhikanzhongdegongnv。
neigongnvtaiqitoukanleyoukan，faxianhuangshangzhiderenhaoxiangjiushiziji，tahuanhuandeshangqian，youxiebuquedingdewenda：“huangshang，nizheishizaijiaonubime？”
“shiashia，nijiaoshenmemingzia。”dongfangyueshuobutingdedaliangzheneigongnv，jiuchaliukoushuile。
zeze，zheigudaidemeinvjiushibuyiyang，chuntianranwuwuran，naxiangxianzaideneixieren，zhengrongzhengdegengeshejingbingside，qingyisedewanghonglian。
“huangshang，nubishixiaera。”xiaeryouxieweiqudeshuodao，huangshangjingranbatayejiwangjile。
dongfangyueshuoshenchushoulaguoxiaerdeshou，neishoukezhenshigou**xihuade，neixiaeryebufankang，zhishikantadeyanshenyouxieqiguai，taxinxiang，zheidanghuangdikezhenshigoushuangde，suiyidiaoximeizi，zheigeshihoutayewangjilezijibeiqiannvyoushuaile，haiyoubeichezhuangdeshiqing。